Awesome post.deathcurse wrote:Also, it amazes me that there could Gossip Board regulars who have been here longer than, say, 6 months. That's about the point where you'd have to notice the same fucking topics popping up. Why do you think that when something like the new Guns N' Roses happens, it's nothing but those topics for a couple weeks?
A guy like Iggy, someone who's so love-starved that he'll take companionship any way he can, sees no problem with posting a nonstop stream of gems such as "Best Poison album?" and "Best Warrant Album?" Me - I don't have the brain of a goldfish and can remember discussing those issues the first 17 times around.
I don't get it. And you'll see Iggy make the SAME POSTS every time those topics come up. Even weirder is that when there's something like 40,000 Chinese Democracy threads is one week, he'll say the SAME THING on every one of them. How many times did he say "If I wanted to listen to Elton John, I'd listen to Elton John!" or whatever?
At this point, I know what 95% of the people on the board think about any given topic. Why would I need to ask them what they think?
Occasionally I get the urge to make a "Suicidal Tendencies Were Pretty Sweet" thread but when we're reduced to listing songs with "Devil" in the title, I gotta sit out. What the hell's the point of that? Did any actually read the posts in that thread and go, "Wow! I didn't know that song had 'devil' in the title!"? It's Rain Man posting - posting just to write something, not posting to have it READ by anyone.
Anyone not in The Tard Army has thought the exact same thing.
The answer lies in Pathetic: Defined threads like "IGGY's BEER NIGHT!!!!"
After living a dead-end decade that has no equal he has come to believe that talking Trixter is a substitute for an actual life. That is why he would say the unthinkably retarded like, "You're nothing here" to you or Noid or whomever decides to point out that they would be mortified if anyone they held dear turned out to be anything like him.
He equates swillin' trailer park piss while spinnin' Rock Like A Rocker and posting toasts to anonymous humps named Jit-Spitter69 with an actual real life boys night out.
He has put in well over 40 thousand posts at this site alone to insure that in cyberspace there will always be an ever-widening distance between Iggy, Hackey, Crash or Lacy and the actual head-case behind the nyms.
Problem is, he is now so far gone that he is on his way back.
And many, many people are now aware of it.