I know this sounds like the Mummy but...

[Itwalksamongus]

Get real you drunk hick. My hometown is a suburb of Chicago. You're thinking of the Indiana that's south of US 30 - or what we call "the chump line". THAT is more like your hick state.

I don't understand. *hic*

There's a surprise.

[Itwalksamongus]

glug, glug. glug - blah, blah, blah, *hic*- glug, glug. glug - blah, blah, blah, *hic* -glug, glug. glug - blah, blah, blah, *hic*

[deathcurse]

Let's go through The Mummy's check-off list on what makes someone a "hick":

- Having all of ones teeth, none of which are rotting
- Being educated (i.e., knowing how to properly use commas and hyphens)
- Not bragging about drinking and driving
- Knowing that not everyone in the Midwest is a farmer
- Not having a "dislike" for black people
- Not being a bully towards women to feel like a tough guy

Guess I'm a hick then!

Here, The Mummy. I'll help you out. I know you have to get going. Your girlfriend won't beat the shit out of herself.

Guess I'm a hick then!

[Itwalksamongus]

Let's go through .........

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[deathcurse]

This is better than when you shunned me. I get to kick the shit out you and basically respond with nothing while still acknowledging that you read my post.

You're white trash, dude. Do the world a favor and shoot yourself in the face. Your "better half" doesn't deserve another black eye, you woman hating piece of shit.

[Itwalksamongus]

glug, glug. glug - blah, blah, blah, *hic*- glug, glug. glug - blah, blah, blah, *hic* -glug, glug. glug - blah, blah, blah, *hic*

[Gritt]

glug, glug. glug - blah, blah, blah, *hic*- glug, glug. glug - blah, blah, blah, *hic* -glug, glug. glug - blah, blah, blah, *hic*

The creativity is just oozing out of you now.

[deathcurse]

Damn,Timmy, you must be slipping. These are the worst flames I have ever seen from you! And that is saying alot.

From what I gather from your lame quotes is that DC has, ummmm, whats that word again???

Owned him repeatedly?

[Itwalksamongus]

Damn,Timmy, you must be slipping. These are the worst flames I have ever seen from you! And that is saying alot.

From what I gather from your lame quotes is that DC has, ummmm, whats that word again???

Owned him *hic* repeatedly?

[Itwalksamongus]

Read the Sig Tim then try saying that again

Glad to.

*reads*

Your gay fantasy life is - unsurprising.

You would know all about gay living wouldnt you tim?

You've illustrating gay life for us all for a while now - so yes.

[Constantine]

Read the Sig Tim then try saying that again

Glad to.

*reads*

Your gay fantasy life is - unsurprising.

You would know all about gay living wouldnt you tim?

Maybe you could come up with even more gay one liners if you could remove Michael Jackson's cock from your herpes infested mouth.

[Itwalksamongus]

You've illustrating gay life for us all for a while now - so yes.

Sorry, Tim i dont understand that 'sentence' please send it again in English.

If you can't understand simple English then you are fucking stupid.

What a shock.

[Constantine]

Maybe you could come up with even more gay one liners if you could remove Michael Jackson's cock from your herpes infested mouth.

Sucky Sucky Soldier boy....

manofmental,

well, go suck on Craig's nuts then....you are a pathetic racist loser.

[Constantine]

Keep carrying yourself like a complete douchebag, you'll go far, moron. I am so sorry about your troubled life and low self esteem which inadvertently causes you to insult others. I'll pray for you, cunt. Now go beg for attention somewhere else as you're not worth any more of my time.

[Constantine]

Itwalksamongus wrote:

You've illustrating gay life for us all for a while now - so yes.

Hey dumbass! Learn to spell Timbo. The simple fact you do this little jig being the spell check king of sludge is gayer than Clay Aiken. Esp when you fuck up half your posts.

How's the bass line of Panama coming Tim?

The point is, we're all talentless hacks at something, in you're case life itself. Living in Japan affords Tim the ability to play and teach music for a living, that's an achievement in itself considering that a lot of people who are considered rock stars or even have a record deal need a normal job just to survive. You should be so jealous.

[Itwalksamongus]

Itwalksamongus wrote:

You've illustrating gay life for us all for a while now - so yes.

Learn to spell Timbo.

You realize you fucked that up, right?

Try again - this time in real English.

Moron.

[Itwalksamongus]

Okay so you don't deny your stupid ass makes as many grammatical mistakes as I do.

This is also wrong.

Here -



Idiot.

[mullet_head]

Something to help Timmy to remember the good ol' days.




Don't forget to flush, Tim.




Oh, read this too. Maybe it'll help you.

[Stoner]

Oh and a drunk hick was President of the United States for the last 8 years. If you were even the slightest bit educated, you would have known that.

He lives in Japan. A robot toilet washes his grampa ass when he shits. Do you really expect him to know whats going on with Americas president?

God, I miss this guy!