Let's go through The Mummy's check-off list on what makes someone a "hick":
- Having all of ones teeth, none of which are rotting
- Being educated (i.e., knowing how to properly use commas and hyphens)
- Not bragging about drinking and driving
- Knowing that not everyone in the Midwest is a farmer
- Not having a "dislike" for black people
- Not being a bully towards women to feel like a tough guy
Guess I'm a hick then!
Here, The Mummy. I'll help you out. I know you have to get going. Your girlfriend won't beat the shit out of herself.
deathcurse wrote:Guess I'm a hick then!