I know this sounds like the Mummy but...

[Constantine]

Frankly, I have rarely been so disgusted before by reading any sort of thread. The way cowards like Craig attacked Cookie and called her fat!
She admits she gained weight but she said many times she has a heart condition that prevents her from exercising properly. Even if she's a little fat, a fat person can still be hot. Nobody is interested in your retarded ideas.

you suck small jap cocks.

Everyone hates you, it's pretty obvious why. You’re really just a moronic troll on the Internet calling people bad names, you may not realize it but it's obvious to everyone around here that you're a worthless idiot. Whether or not I support Cookie, I do not for one single minute believe she has anything to do with you...crummy bag of crap.

[Luminiferous]

Frankly, I have rarely been so disgusted before by reading any sort of thread. The way cowards like Craig attacked Cookie and called her fat!
She admits she gained weight but she said many times she has a heart condition that prevents her from exercising properly. Even if she's a little fat, a fat person can still be hot. Nobody is interested in your retarded ideas.

you suck small jap cocks.

Everyone hates you, it's pretty obvious why. You’re really just a moronic troll on the Internet calling people bad names, you may not realize it but it's obvious to everyone around here that you're a worthless idiot. Whether or not I support Cookie, I do not for one single minute believe she has anything to do with you...crummy bag of crap.

He was pretty much a worthless idiot when he was here as bastardo too..

[deathcurse]

Frankly, I have rarely been so disgusted before by reading any sort of thread. The way cowards like Craig attacked Cookie and called her fat!
She admits she gained weight but she said many times she has a heart condition that prevents her from exercising properly. Even if she's a little fat, a fat person can still be hot. Nobody is interested in your retarded ideas.

I've mentioned that cookie is fat but not as insult to her. I was trying to explain to The Mummy that when he tries use women's weight as a means of insulting them, that might hurt cookie.

She's a cool chick, I like her a lot. And anyone that knows me knows it's not in my character to attack a woman based on her weight. That's for women-hating scumbags like The Mummy.

[Itwalksamongus]

Frankly, I have rarely been so disgusted before by reading any sort of thread. The way cowards like Craig attacked Cookie and called her fat!
She admits she gained weight but she said many times she has a heart condition that prevents her from exercising properly. Even if she's a little fat, a fat person can still be hot. Nobody is interested in your retarded ideas.

I've mentioned that cookie is fat but not as insult to her. I was trying to explain to The Mummy that when he tries use women's weight as a means of insulting them, that might hurt cookie.

It doesn't. We've already discussed it. Nice try - now keep drinking!

[deathcurse]

It doesn't. We've already discussed it. Nice try - now keep drinking!

I will. Make sure you send out some more harassing e-mails to the women that post here. Nothing creepy and sick about that.

[Itwalksamongus]

It doesn't. We've already discussed it. Nice try - now keep drinking!

I will. .

Booze Boy! just wake up? What are we drinking fro breakfast this morning?

[deathcurse]

Booze Boy! just wake up? What are we drinking fro breakfast this morning?

I'm drinking in a whole bunch of hilarity. You're sending people harassing messages on MySpace now?

Look at your life, old man. Jesus Christ.

[deathcurse]

I posted Stoner's name in error

How was that an error? You've been posting here how long and you don't know that you can't post people's names?

You had a meltdown because you were being picked on. BY A GIRL.

No wonder you hate women so much.

[Itwalksamongus]

I posted Stoner's name in error

How was that an error?

I've already explained that. Had you been sober at the time you wouldn't have to ask now.

Fucking hick.

[Itwalksamongus]

Booze Boy! just wake up? What are we drinking fro breakfast this morning?

I'm drinking

No shit.

[Itwalksamongus]

You're sending people harassing messages on MySpace now?

Nope. Sober up.

[Itwalksamongus]

Read the Sig Tim then try saying that again

Glad to.

*reads*

Your gay fantasy life is - unsurprising.

[Itwalksamongus]

*hic*

[deathcurse]

*hic*

Why did you make this fake quote right after I pointed out that you're a product of inbreeding? It appears as though you're trying to get me to fight with you on this thread rather than the thread I just made.

Bitch move, Mummy. You know that I constantly kick the living shit out of you (what living shit you have left) and you know that nobody's even reading this thread except for you and a couple of other braindead twerps.

You pick on girls, you send people harassing e-mails and messages on MySpace, and you're so scared of being humiliated yet again on a message board, you have to "taunt" me on a thread that you know no one's reading.

PUSSY.

[Itwalksamongus]

*hic*

Why did you make this fake quote

You just did. I thought that's what we're doing. No?

[deathcurse]

You just did. I thought that's what we're doing. No?

Why did you just answer a question I didn't even ask? I asked you why you posted that fake quote on this thread. And then I answered it for you.

You're a fucking pussy, dude. Sending rockphoto harassing e-mails, telling Abe you're "working on his niece," sending Pollyclit and Craig messages on MySpace, demanding that they pay attention to you.

Does all this make you feel like a big man? Does it make you forget that you're a weak old man with rotten teeth?

Pathetic, dude. Seriously.

Now go ahead and take one word out of my post, say "Nope," and then post your smiley face, as if you have that many teeth in your fucking head.

[Itwalksamongus]

You just did. I thought that's what we're doing. No?

Why did you just answer a question I didn't even ask?

Why did you make a thread based on a quote you made up out of thin air you drunk hillbilly fuck?

[deathcurse]

Here's a serious question that you won't answer because you're a humongous puss -

When do you think you're going to start another one of your "I'm a changed man" routines where you say that trolling on the internet is stupid and you don't have time for it anymore?

Remember when you said your personal life was really rockin' and it made you think about how you spend your time?

Guess that didn't last long.

[deathcurse]

Why did you make a thread based on a quote you made up out of thin air you drunk hillbilly fuck?

Your mom and dad are cousins and I'm a "hillbilly fuck."

Interesting logic. Probably the kind of thing they taught you at that special school for inbred kids.

[Itwalksamongus]

Here's a serious question

Here's another one - you're in Iowa, right? Does your "likker" come in a big brown jug with XXX scrawled on the side?

Be honest.

[deathcurse]

Here's another one - you're in Iowa, right? Does your "likker" come in a big brown jug with XXX scrawled on the side?

Be honest.

So I was right - you're a pussy who can't answer a simple question.

I'm a drunk. YAWWWWWWN. Big deal.

Your mom and dad are related! In all seriousness, I don't even think that's that big of a deal. It was irresponsible of them but they're still together so obviously it was true love.

[Itwalksamongus]

Here's another one - you're in Iowa, right? Does your "likker" come in a big brown jug with XXX scrawled on the side?

Be honest.

So I was drinking.....

Yeah? And?

Tell me this - what's it like waking up in the morning next to a live pig in a puddle of your own puke?

Serious question.

[deathcurse]

Tell me this - what's it like waking up in the morning next to a live pig in a puddle of your own puke?

Serious question.

You're from INDIANA.

I've never even touched a live pig before.

Meanwhile, your birth was IN DEFIANCE OF NATURE AND GOD. Damn, dude.

So when you see your parents kiss do you think "Gross! They're cousins!"?

Or do you get kinda turned on because, you know, that runs in the family.

[Itwalksamongus]

I've never even touched a live pig before. .

You posted your GF's picture on the main board - WAIT!

[deathcurse]

I've never even touched a live pig before. .

You posted your GF's picture on the main board - WAIT!

Good one.

So do you think you might have gotten your ass kicked by the negroes because your life is an abomination? I know blacks can be pretty intense about religion.

Come on, its all in the past now. No need to be ashamed. I mean, this endless series of asskickings is obviously why you feel the need to intimidate people on the internet but I think it's time you talked about your feelings.

[Itwalksamongus]

I've never even touched a live pig before. .

You posted your GF's picture on the main board - WAIT!

Good one.

I know. So - wait. You're saying it wasn't a live pig, it was your drunk dad passed out next to you?

That would explain a lot. Yet not unsurprising, being Iowa and all.

[deathcurse]

That would explain a lot. Yet not unsurprising, being Iowa and all.

You mean the place two states over from INDIANA?

Holy shit, your parents are cousins and you were stupid enough to admit it on the internet. What a dumb fuck you are.

I'm going to eat some Chinese food and watch Evil Dead. And laugh about you being an inbred, nigger-hating yokel who thinks he's no longer a hick because he moved to Japan....TO BE A BASS TEACHER.

[Itwalksamongus]

That would explain a lot. Yet not unsurprising, being Iowa and all.

You mean the place two states over from INDIANA?

Get real you drunk hick. My hometown is a suburb of Chicago. You're thinking of the Indiana that's south of US 30 - or what we call "the chump line". THAT is more like your hick state.

Do you still get drunk with your dad?

[Itwalksamongus]

I'm going to get smashed and watch Evil Dead.And then I'm going to call my dad and drink some fucking more!

[deathcurse]

Get real you drunk hick. My hometown is a suburb of Chicago. You're thinking of the Indiana that's south of US 30 - or what we call "the chump line". THAT is more like your hick state.

I don't understand. What you're saying is that Indiana has CITIES? That's impossible. It's in the Midwest so there can't be any metropolitan areas - areas where there are no hicks! I've never heard of white trash being from a city! That's just science fiction.

And by suburb of Chicago, do you mean GARY? Goddamn, could your old man not keep a job or what's the deal here? Don't blame the blacks for kicking the shit out you, blame your cousin-fucking father for not learning a trade.