cherokeepony

[makaveli]

Looks like Cookie if you ask me.

WOULD!

[chickenona]

There's also a motherfucker who comes into both stores where I work who looks EXACTLY LIKE John Redcorn from "King of the Hill". He wears that choker necklace with the dreamcatcher and two long braids and a headband and a fringed vest and the whole nine yards. He'd be a handsome man if he didn't saunter around in a fucking Halloween costume all goddam year.

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

From the "Religion and Relationships" thread in The Lounge:

I've had it cause problems in relationships, whether they're romantic, platonic, or biological. I was raised in a Protestant fundie family that went to a charismatic Pentecostal holy-roller scare the shit outta ya church. I always knew there was something different about me, and I found paganism, and that's where I stuck. But fuckin' A, the arguments it causes. What they really hate is when I spew their biblical crap right back at them. My cousin insists she has to pray for me...fine, waste your time, but my soul is MY business. She says, "What are we going to do when we get to heaven and can't find cousin?" I said, "CELEBRATE!" I don't know why these people insist on making everyone else's soul their business!!!!

I've gotten shit from people because I wear a pentagram..."That's just a little 'in-your-face', don't you think?" Um, you can run around with a cross around YOUR neck, a symbol of TORTURE, but I'm wandering around with a star, a celestial body, around MY neck, and it's an issue? Because if you're anything other than Xtian, you're not allowed to be open and vociferous about it, so yeah, I'd say it's caused some problems.

I FUCKING KNEW IT! I don't think I've EVER met a pagan that wasn't irritating as fuck. I'm just surprised she hasn't said "Thank Goddess" yet.

This is also a prime example of what you'll get from this annoying bitch every time she shows up to kill a thread with her virtual saltpeter.

[SanityClause]

From the "Religion and Relationships" thread in The Lounge:

I've had it cause problems in relationships, whether they're romantic, platonic, or biological. I was raised in a Protestant fundie family that went to a charismatic Pentecostal holy-roller scare the shit outta ya church. I always knew there was something different about me, and I found paganism, and that's where I stuck. But fuckin' A, the arguments it causes. What they really hate is when I spew their biblical crap right back at them. My cousin insists she has to pray for me...fine, waste your time, but my soul is MY business. She says, "What are we going to do when we get to heaven and can't find cousin?" I said, "CELEBRATE!" I don't know why these people insist on making everyone else's soul their business!!!!

I've gotten shit from people because I wear a pentagram..."That's just a little 'in-your-face', don't you think?" Um, you can run around with a cross around YOUR neck, a symbol of TORTURE, but I'm wandering around with a star, a celestial body, around MY neck, and it's an issue? Because if you're anything other than Xtian, you're not allowed to be open and vociferous about it, so yeah, I'd say it's caused some problems.

I FUCKING KNEW IT! I don't think I've EVER met a pagan that wasn't irritating as fuck. I'm just surprised she hasn't said "Thank Goddess" yet.

This is also a prime example of what you'll get from this annoying bitch every time she shows up to kill a thread with her virtual saltpeter.

That girl is giving me flashbacks of 97, when I first got the internet.
I used to use a goth chatroom and well, everything about her reminds me of some of the dipshit bitches that used to post there.

[Luminiferous]

I'm happy this came to light! Thanks to that thread I found this gem: http://www.fjordstone.com/fjo/generator.html

I have found my new name..Draigh Moonlight Peace..



I wonder if my old Motley Crue SATD shirt will suffice the pentagram thingy?

[Thebottomline]

My Cherokee name is Leatherwolf McTavish...

Mine is Highawatha Sue Bob Washington.

Have you guys met Chief Donkey Glute Browneye? He goes by the name ZakkVanDime here on the boards.

[www.BigMusicGeek.com]

Mine is Horus Artemis Purple

[Gritt]

I am now Connal Rhiannon Hailstone

[TawnyVonJagger]

Niobe Deirdre Elder in da hizzouse!

PS...cherokeepony is a fuckin twat, to keep on topic.

[MotleyMaiden]

I shall henceforth be known as Celestine Ahern Deirdre.

[chickenona]

Purple Thistle Willie Nelson Moonglow, present and accounted for.

[stella_d_ella]

Hello, my name is Aurora Autumn Bear. I enjoy nights under the big dipper, selling discounted fireworks, and fly fishing.

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

FYI you stupid cunt you are lucky you got Custard! Very lucky!

yeah, usually they only have the jelly or cream filled ones left,

[MotleyMaiden]

FYI you stupid cunt you are lucky you got Custard! Very lucky!

yeah, usually they only have the jelly or cream filled ones left,

I was just going to ask she had vanilla or chocolate.

[seanz]

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Man, I used to love that fucking song when I was a kid.

RUINED!!!!

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

God, I fuckin' hate her.

I bet she's a real hoot at Summer Solstice getdowns, but she's got to get the fuck out of here.

[Luminiferous]

I wonder if this hag takes pictures of herself eating cookies in the bathroom?

[Scaryhead]

An otter skin full of wampum says she owns a bitchin' loom and makes Dreamcatchers to sell in the parking lots of the Indian owned casinos where she still follows Paul Revere & the Raiders on tour...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsMQbedCZj0

[Luminiferous]

and 10 more beaver pelts says she's 41 and watches Jerry Springer..

[Xentria]

Three indian guys are walking home from the bar one night. As their walking they see a house that obviously has a party going on. Feeling up for a little more adventure, they go to the front door and knock. A woman answers and shes dressed up in a costume.

The lady says, "Hey sorry guys. You have to wear a costume to come into this party!"

The 3 indians nod and walk off. About 10 minutes later there is a knocking at the front door to the costume party. The same woman goes to the door and opens it up. Standing there is one of the indians, ass naked but painted entirely green.

"Well, well, well... what are you supposed to be?" asks the woman.
"I'm ghreen wit envy," replies the Indian. The woman lets him in

A few minutes later, there is someone at the door again. The woman opens it up once more. There is another one of the Indians, buck naked and painted red.

"Okay, " says the woman. "Now what are you supposed to be? Your buddy here and he's naked too..."
"I'm red wit rhage," replies the Indian. The woman laughs and lets him in.

10 minutes later, there is a knocking at the door again. The woman goes to the door and opens it up. The third indian guy is standing there, ass naked but has a pear on his dick. Shocked, the woman asks
"Now what the hell are you supposed to be?!"
The indian replies "I'm deep in despair."

[Drunk Kennedy]

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=196148

The thread is about a poster who had his gear stolen from a rehearsal space. On page two, cherokeepony decided to chime in with this abortion of a post:

"First, you need to calm down. Take a deep breath. Now imagine yourself in a beautiful place, like, a desert...vast, open, no one around for miles and miles. A warm desert breeze wafts the scent of sagebrush to your nostrils. Blossoms of every colour paint the landscape. A scorpion scampers to it's shade under a rock. Look at the diversity beneath your feet...Oh look, it's one of the thieves, staked out on the hot-baked ground, nekkid in the roasting sun. Isn't he cute, pleading for his life like that? "Tell me where our gear is, you little shitstain on a derelict's ass...oh, won't talk?" Maybe that razor-sharp scalpel will loosen his tongue...(This technique works with exes as well)
I'm sure we're all familiar with the Y-incision performed for autopsies. Shall we perform this autopsy on a living piece of shit? Yes, yes we shall...now, talk you little cretin, or I'll leave your innards to bake and be tugged on by wild animals, all while you're still alive....

Ahhhh...feel better? I do...."

There are many reasons that this post is cringe-inducing.

1. Her introduction like she is some sort of self-help new age hypnotist.
2. The ham handed way the serene nature environment turns quickly into
some retarded revenge fantasy thing
3. The way it is evident that she wants to paint some picture of someone
suffering in the desert, and adding that they are 'nekkid.'
4. Threatening to disembowel the thief and leaving the person in the
desert after having called them a cretin.

There is a lot more wrong with the above post. But I am tired of looking at it now.

even funnier is iggy trying to bitch smack her in that thread.

man..that sure does suck about metal's stolen gear though...

[ElectricEye90]

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=192971&start=30s

Are you asking if I'm a good witch or a bad witch? Piss me off, and we'll find out...LOL
As for white/black, there is no true delineation. Too many shades of grey. Kills me when someone says, "I'm a white witch." Or gothy sorts say, "I'm a BLACK witch." Really? You look rather Caucasian to me...

Anyway, as far as traditions go, I'm ecclectic. I borrow from all the traditions--Celtic, Greco-Roman, etc. Also, being part Native American, that gets in the mix somewhere, but I do tend to keep it separate from European traditions. They can mix, yet they don't. Hard to explain. But let me tell you, try being an admitted witch in a small town with one church for every 75 residents! Much like ancient times, I've been accused of putting curses on people for no reason EVERY time someone has some bad luck. Had one ignorant BITCH that would preach to me about her religion, and how it's better than mine, and god is better, blah blah blah, then ask me to do tarot readings for her! I've been assaulted by fundies who then ask me to contribute to their crap. I had one PREACHER, who does nothing but BLEED his congregation dry for his $100,000+ new home and the new Escalades he and his wife drive...he doesn't realize I DO remember him from when we were kids. We'd catch little frogs in ditches and ponds, and he'd take them from us, hold them upside down by their back legs, and RIP THEM IN HALF, ALIVE! Just to hear us scream. He has spread some of the NASTIEST rumours about me. I allegedly threatened to put curses on them if they wouldn't help me with a problem I was having. Yeah. Though, since 'coming out of the broom closet', it's really taken the winds out of the sails of the gossipy windbags! LOL Fantasy is SO much more fun than reality, rumours are so much juicier than the truth.

ugh just ugh, it makes total sense she was talking to fairly_wicked at the time

[Iron Duck]

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=192971&start=30s

Are you asking if I'm a good witch or a bad witch? Piss me off, and we'll find out...LOL
As for white/black, there is no true delineation. Too many shades of grey. Kills me when someone says, "I'm a white witch." Or gothy sorts say, "I'm a BLACK witch." Really? You look rather Caucasian to me...

Anyway, as far as traditions go, I'm ecclectic. I borrow from all the traditions--Celtic, Greco-Roman, etc. Also, being part Native American, that gets in the mix somewhere, but I do tend to keep it separate from European traditions. They can mix, yet they don't. Hard to explain. But let me tell you, try being an admitted witch in a small town with one church for every 75 residents! Much like ancient times, I've been accused of putting curses on people for no reason EVERY time someone has some bad luck. Had one ignorant BITCH that would preach to me about her religion, and how it's better than mine, and god is better, blah blah blah, then ask me to do tarot readings for her! I've been assaulted by fundies who then ask me to contribute to their crap. I had one PREACHER, who does nothing but BLEED his congregation dry for his $100,000+ new home and the new Escalades he and his wife drive...he doesn't realize I DO remember him from when we were kids. We'd catch little frogs in ditches and ponds, and he'd take them from us, hold them upside down by their back legs, and RIP THEM IN HALF, ALIVE! Just to hear us scream. He has spread some of the NASTIEST rumours about me. I allegedly threatened to put curses on them if they wouldn't help me with a problem I was having. Yeah. Though, since 'coming out of the broom closet', it's really taken the winds out of the sails of the gossipy windbags! LOL Fantasy is SO much more fun than reality, rumours are so much juicier than the truth.

ugh just ugh, it makes total sense she was talking to fairly_wicked at the time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF0QnEv2 ... re=related

[chickenona]

Hahahahaha @ "$100,000.+ home". The corrupt and evil preacher living in a palatial modest one-bathroom ranch home paid for by the sweat of his congregation.

She's ranted about this "$100,000.+ home" a few times now. At first I thought it was a typo but no, this sheltered boob really doesn't understand how little a hundred grand buys these days.

I also love how this guy gets a little more evil and horrible every time she mentions him. Now we got him ripping frogs in half with his bare hands. Somebody's seen "O Brother Where Art Thou" a couple times, huh? Wonder if this dude's got an eyepatch too.

[Mikky_Five]

boob

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

boob

That's hot.

[chickenona]

GODDAMMIT.

[Luminiferous]

If that church dude isn't living in a Pulte built to HIS SPECS, he ain't got shit..

[chickenona]

Hahahahaha @ "$100,000.+ home". The corrupt and evil preacher living in a palatial modest one-bathroom ranch home paid for by the sweat of his congregation.

She's ranted about this "$100,000.+ home" a few times now. At first I thought it was a typo but no, this sheltered boob really doesn't understand how little a hundred grand buys these days.

I remember seeing that and wondering if it was a typo. Sort of like that new Black Dyamite trailer, where it says the hero - "HE DRIVES A $5000 CAR AND WEARS A $100 SUIT-- HE'S BLACK DYNAMITE!"

We're looking at a house we've always liked that was tied up in probate for years but is now finally on the market. It's like two miles away from where we live right now. It's one story, three bedrooms and two baths, on one acre of land. They want 140 large for it, cheaper than I thought. We sat down and crunched numbers and if we financed it in a similar situation to what we're in now, the payments would add up to about 650 bucks a month. We make about sixty grand a year between the two of us, with my new job you can add maybe ten or fifteen grand more to that next year. We ain't rich. But we can afford a hundred forty grand. It's not that difficult.