uptheass wing of the PWN3GE institute

[SexxAtraxxion]

Yes i know that, i was referring to UYI 1&2.

Excuse me, how old are you?

Best regards,
the Sexx

[Tommy2Tone84]

Yes i know that, i was referring to UYI 1&2.

UYI was a focking joke. The only thing worse was Metallica's stab at it with the Load albums.

[SexxAtraxxion]

Fuck you, bitch.

Best regards,
the Sexx

[mullet_head]

I been waiting and waiting and waiting and not one of you assholes had the decency to pick me up at the airport.

I had to call the queernak boss, we're now cruising Highway 78 on his lawnmower.

Say your prayers sirrloin, I'm coming to get ya.

It's gonna take a while though, grishnak's lawmower doesn't go really fast.

And after you're finished the grishnak wanna see the South Carolina Gamecocks play. He says he loves them cocks.

How about you sirrloin? You a fan of cocks or what?

[thejuggernaut]

Yup, you've epically failed to intimidate me again. Thanks for the laughs though!

You feel intimidation from message boards ?

I never said that. Please learn how to read correctly.

I can read just fine. Perhaps you suffer from Tourette's, because why else would you go out of your way to claim someone failed to intimidate you with a post, unless you have known message board intimidation ?

Or, perhaps you're just a moron who doesn't understand the words he uses.

[SoulsOfBlack]

I see you've found sirrloin's brothers.

Cool! Moi is posting pictures of his family now. Thanks Man!

Looks more like Moi's family. Plus, I only have one brother anyway. I win again! Thanks for playing in your imaginary SludgeWorld

You win nothing. Never have, never will. Go back to "Go" and don't collect $200.

Come back when you're not recycling my replies right after I post them.

[thejuggernaut]

Failed to intimidate me like he TRIED! Where do you get that I'm intimidated on a message board from that?

So then it's possible to intimidate you. The mere fact that you are saying he failed to means it's possible, but he didn't succeed.

It's really not that hard to figure out.

Perhaps you meant something like - "look at you, thinking people can be intimidated on message boards".

[thejuggernaut]

[thejuggernaut]

Failed to intimidate me like he TRIED! Where do you get that I'm intimidated on a message board from that?

So then it's possible to intimidate you. The mere fact that you are saying he failed to means it's possible, but he didn't succeed.

It's really not that hard to figure out.

Perhaps you meant something like - "look at you, thinking people can be intimidated on message boards".

Look at you, thinking you can one up me on a message board that's the sole interest of your life. Perhaps you need to shut up and not bother people anymore and then they would reciprocate.

Look at you, not being able to string together a coherent sentence, and trying desperately to deflect as much as possible.

Riddle me this - if I am the one whose sole interest in life is a message board, why is it you're the one being bothered by posts ?

[thejuggernaut]

Bothered? Surely you jest? This is all fun for me. Please keep it rolling oh majestic one.

So you should have no problem providing links to these posters who say I am bothering them.

Perhaps you need to shut up and not bother people anymore and then they would reciprocate.

[SoulsOfBlack]

sirrloin- a poster that with one exception yesterday, hasn't posted in a single thread besides this one since Sep 18.

Not obsessed at all!

[MickeyG]

Sirrloin is still getting a beating I see.

[SoulsOfBlack]

sirrloin- a poster that with one exception yesterday, hasn't posted in a single thread besides this one since Sep 18.

Not obsessed at all!

Nice try at attempting to distract there Gaspar.

Nah, I don't feel the need to post anywhere else. I like owning all of you in here. But, Thanks for noticing though!

You have yet to own one single person here. Keep trying though.

[SoulsOfBlack]

sirrloin- a poster that with one exception yesterday, hasn't posted in a single thread besides this one since Sep 18.

Not obsessed at all!

Nice try at attempting to distract there Gaspar.

Nah, I don't feel the need to post anywhere else. I like owning all of you in here. But, Thanks for noticing though! Your statement of me being obsessed is rich, LOL! "I'M" obsessed, yet you go out of your way to search where and when I've posted? Sorry SludgeKid, but I have more important things to do with my day instead of trolling message boards with my time such as yourself.

LOL @ "more important things", yet here you are, posting all day and editing your posts like a moRon. As for the search function, at least I know how to use it.

"uptheass is scared of me, he hasn't posted in the Lounge in 2 days"

Remember that gem, stupid?

^^^ If this is really you I would say that you were owned.

"owned" by god! that is rough.

[SoulsOfBlack]

Good morning, Rev! Nice to see you're still obsessed with this thread. It should provide us ownmeisters plenty of laughs for the next day or so.

[SoulsOfBlack]

Whatever you say. Have fun sitting here refreshing the thread every 5 minutes waiting for someone new to own you. I'm going out for a bit to enjoy this nice autumn day. Be back later to own you again.

[uptheass]

That's funny, because I searched for it before I posted it and couldnt find it.

Could you point it out to me?

you dont know how to use the search function or you would find it why dont you learn to use the search function instead of asking others to do it for you idiot

Still waiting...

keep on waiting

or don't wait anymore

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=210837

[uptheass]

Cept I've spoken with the real uptheass, and he says he never spoke to the mod about unbanning the uptheass nym.

who and what are you talking about now idiot ive never been banned

It's obvious you were a fake from the begining as the ownings being delt out were not up to par.

your owning was the easiest one quantavius


owned

[uptheass]

"Classy Fred Blassy"

The real uptheass.

Not the fakemeister that highjacked the uptheass nym and is now running it into the ground.

what are you talking about now quantavius

[SoulsOfBlack]

Rim Jobbington, the true Sludge FAILmeister strikes again.

[Bourbon Cowboy]

what are you talking about now quantavius

HEY FAKE UPTHEASS WHY DID YOU CRY TO THE MOD AND HAVE HER UNBAN THE UPTHEASS NYM SO YOU COULD TROLL PEOPLE UNDER IT? WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK UP YOUR OWN NYM INSTEAD OF RUNNING OTHER FAMOUS ONES INTO THE GROUND?

I'll wait.

Since Quantavius was never banned, why is he posting under the Tim Berrington name and pretending to be some zit faced poser in those photos?

Wasn't he slamming the person behind the Lisa Vie name for using someone else's photos?

[MickeyG]

He's a better poster under this nym so let him be.

[Luminiferous]

He's a better poster under this nym.

That's not saying much...

[deathcurse]

HEY FAKE UPTHEASS WHY DID YOU CRY TO THE MOD AND HAVE HER UNBAN THE UPTHEASS NYM SO YOU COULD TROLL PEOPLE UNDER IT? WHY DIDN'T YOU THINK UP YOUR OWN NYM INSTEAD OF RUNNING OTHER FAMOUS ONES INTO THE GROUND?

I'll wait.

How the hell could someone run the uptheass nym into the ground?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Also, if uptheass isn't really uptheass, who the fuck is he?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

Go ahead and ask the mod, but who do you think it is?

[CrouchingStonerHiddenBong]

You think it's me? So THAT'S why mischelish's dumb ass keeps calling uptheass "sister".

It's not me, dude. I totally give the mod, Stevie, or whoever full permission to put me on Front St.

[Luminiferous]

I don't think it's you I was just saying that it could be anyone cuz I have absolutely no clue who it could be.

Then how do you know it's not the original uptheass?

Tim Berrington wasn't around when uptheass first came to Sludge.

[Iron Duck]

Because I'm the original uptheass. Tim knows this to be true.

The original uptheass (me) was banned for starting a thread about Kevin Dubrow that was deemed as inappropriate at the time due to him dying a few days before. No warning, just a straight ban.

So the original uptheass capitalises his words?

[SoulsOfBlack]

and is a lot less funny than the new one?