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Tim Miller Makes a Startling Confession
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Nope. You're wrong.CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote: Tim, look at what I'm quoting RIGHT NOW and tell me if it's the same as the font in my sig. In fact, look at the text in any post here and tell if it's the same as the font in the sig.
Or are you now claiming your fake screenshot is actually real?
Take your time, Elsie.
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No, I'm right. You're just fucking retarded and have shitty mummy eyesight that obviously isn't worth dick outside of the tomb.
Gonna tell me the sky isn't blue next, you stupid bag of fuck?
You jerked other dudes off in a van.
Gonna tell me the sky isn't blue next, you stupid bag of fuck?
You jerked other dudes off in a van.
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That's not Sludge font you blindass mummified bandmate jerking off fuck. You can't even keep your own shitty photoshops straight!
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Stoner's the mod. She probably just switched the board font to trick Itwalks. Sneaky.
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It's a screenshot I just took, Buttermilk.CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:That's not Sludge font you blindass mummified bandmate jerking off fuck. You can't even keep your own shitty photoshops straight!
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You are seriously the stupidest person to ever draw a breath into your musty undead lungs, Handjob Hotep.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:You are seriously the stupidest person to ever draw a breath into your musty undead lungs, Handjob Hotep.
Unless your eyelid fat is a problem, can you see any difference in the font in your fake screenshot and the font in the murray quote in your sig?
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I wish she had a Murray quote in her sig.
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YOU DUMB FUCKING PILE OF BANDAGES:
(A) It's a fucking mullet_head quote, not a Murray quote. If you can't even read that god damn name, how can we expect you to discern the font? FUCK.
(B) Yes it's different than the sig font. I already proved with my last screen shot that sig font is smaller than posting font in every plain text post. I guess I'll post it again, but it's not like you'll fucking get it since you obviously squirted what little gray matter you were allotted into the hand of some midwestern keytarist in '76.
It's also different in your location and title, you dumbfuck.
(A) It's a fucking mullet_head quote, not a Murray quote. If you can't even read that god damn name, how can we expect you to discern the font? FUCK.
(B) Yes it's different than the sig font. I already proved with my last screen shot that sig font is smaller than posting font in every plain text post. I guess I'll post it again, but it's not like you'll fucking get it since you obviously squirted what little gray matter you were allotted into the hand of some midwestern keytarist in '76.
It's also different in your location and title, you dumbfuck.
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Yeah - like I really give a shit enough to play Which Douchebag Is It?MurrayFiend wrote:I wish she had a Murray quote in her sig.
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Oh, you give a shit alright. You've given 4 pages of a shit - just to say you don't jerk off dudes in vans.
Which you do, btw. Bet your old ass rapes dogs, too.
Which you do, btw. Bet your old ass rapes dogs, too.
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LOL at reading a fucking name being some sort of difficult endeavor requiring the utmost attention.Itwalksamongus wrote:Yeah - like I really give a shit enough to play Which Douchebag Is It?MurrayFiend wrote:I wish she had a Murray quote in her sig.
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It all comes out in the wash, dude.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I already proved with my last screen shot that sig font is smaller than posting font in every plain text post.
I didn't say anything about smaller. It's a different font, dumbass.
Fuck - get it together.
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RIGHT, DUMBASS - AND IT'S SMALLER. Jesus diaper wearing Christ - we've already proven you're a blind retard, so shut the fuck up about that shit already.
What everyone wants to know is when you guys jerked eachother off out of necessity, what did you do with the load? Did you catch it in your hand and wipe it on your pants, or did you just let it spill onto the shag carpet?
What everyone wants to know is when you guys jerked eachother off out of necessity, what did you do with the load? Did you catch it in your hand and wipe it on your pants, or did you just let it spill onto the shag carpet?
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I can't believe you're this stupid. Wait - yes I can. Here's a screenshot of my last post -CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:RIGHT, DUMBASS - AND IT'S SMALLER.
Same font in both my sig and in my post. The font in your fake screenshot does not appear anywhere at Sludge - except in your fake screenshot.
You may go back to grazing now.
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You stupid motherfucker. That font appears in every fucking post on Sludge and every fucking screen shot I take. It looks different to you because you're on a Mac. I could take 50 screenshots and they'd all have the same font. See?
God damn, you like getting assraped on this site, don't you? Hey, when you're done trying to say my font is fake, maybe you'll tell me some more about the city of Massachusetts.
God damn, you like getting assraped on this site, don't you? Hey, when you're done trying to say my font is fake, maybe you'll tell me some more about the city of Massachusetts.
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Nope. If that were true the font in the sig in your post and the font in your fake screenshot would be the same.CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:You stupid motherfucker. That font appears in every fucking post on Sludge and every fucking screen shot I take. It looks different to you because you're on a Mac. I could take 50 screenshots and they'd all have the same font. .
What bugs you more - that I'm right - or that you're wrong?
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Nothing about it bothers me - you look like a fucking idiot.
There's a screen shot proving that post font and the sig fonts are different, you're just pretending not to see it.
Oh wait, I think it's this one:
Did you put this much effort into those tugs you were handing out in that van?
There's a screen shot proving that post font and the sig fonts are different, you're just pretending not to see it.
Oh wait, I think it's this one:
Did you put this much effort into those tugs you were handing out in that van?
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Good. So what are you saying, Tinkerbell? That your screenshot is real?CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Nothing about it bothers me
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Itwalksamongus wrote:What bugs you more - that I'm right - or that you're wrong?
What bugs me is your penchant for randomly shitting on trains.
The chances are nil of me ever being in a band with you and being stuck in the back of a Ford Econoline experiencing the inspiration behind "Love Comes In Spurts," but I may want to visit Japan someday and will probably need to take the train at some point.
Stop shitting on trains.
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Here's what I'm sayin':
That shit wasn't out of necessity, that shit was GAY!
That shit wasn't out of necessity, that shit was GAY!
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So then, your screenshot was fake.CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Here's what I'm sayin':
Thanks.
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Typical Mummy - take a random quote and assign a completely different meaning to it.
Hey, my brother plays guitar in a cover band, and as you know, we live in Ohio. Wanna come over and milk his prostate?
Hey, my brother plays guitar in a cover band, and as you know, we live in Ohio. Wanna come over and milk his prostate?
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The screeshot is fake. I'm good.CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Typical
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Itwalksamongus wrote:CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Hey, my brother plays guitar in a cover band, and as you know, we live in Ohio. Wanna come over and milk his prostate?
I once gave a round of tug jobs to the Ohio Players in the back of a U-Haul.
I'm good.
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I heard you were real good, dude - never forgot the balls.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I heard you were real good, dude - never forgot the balls.
So what did you intend to accomplish with your crappy Photoshop job? Did my fake Stoner post, where I nailed your stupid hey-look-at-me giant green font, anger you or make you suffer? I doubt it. Your substandard Phtoshop hack job had the same effect on me -
None.
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