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Guys, look back a couple pages and The Mummy will clear a few things up. Like that it wasn't a van but a tour bus and that these young men actually jerked off onto him.

deathcurse wrote:Guys, look back a couple pages and The Mummy will clear a few things up. Like that it wasn't a van but a tour bus and that these young men actually jerked off onto him.

Still dreaming about men jerking off?

Wow.

Grendel wrote:You did lie about your friend's wife with the baby. That has been proven.

Nope.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:You stupid motherfucker. That font appears in every fucking post on Sludge and every fucking screen shot I take. It looks different to you because you're on a Mac. /b]

Good morning, Chuckles. So - if the above is true then this -

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Wrong font, fuck knob.

- was pretty fucking stupid.

Nice going.

Craig1168 wrote: By the way prove CSHB's screenshot is fake.

Already did.

Glad to see you haven't learned English.

Everytime someone makes a post in this thread is like a shot of H sperm in Tim's vein that makes him go through some serious suicidal withdrawals.

Look at him, not even making sense anymore. You better stop, at this point he's ready to give a hand job to his better half, aki.

mullet_head wrote:Everytime someone makes a post in this thread is like a shot of H sperm in Tim's vein that makes him go through some serious suicidal withdrawals.

Look at him, not even making sense anymore. You better stop, at this point he's ready to give a hand job to his better half, aki.

Everytime is not a word, moron.

Learn English.

That is correct, it's inexcusable that someone who's not a native English speaker would butcher the language so atrociously.

Good one, timmy. You owned me big time with that one, and, for once, you said something that it isn't complete bullshit.

You're good at this.

mullet_head wrote:That is correct, it's inexcusable that someone who's not a native English speaker would butcher the language so atrociously.

Learn English.

Why?

mullet_head wrote:Why?

So?

5 pages of Tim getting owned to Cairo and back and what does he say?

Your substandard Phtoshop hack job had the same effect on me -

None.

I love when shit doesn't affect him - especially shit about him bromantically jaying dudes off.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:5 pages of Tim getting owned

Nope. Never happened.

So - was there a point to your fake screenshot? Other than revealing the fact that you're a fucking hack at Photoshop, I mean.

Take your time.

Nope. Never happened.

You don't get to decide that - we do. Besides, you're stupid and a self admitted liar.

Majority > Mumority.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:

Nope. Never happened.

You don't get to decide that

Yes I do. I just did.

So - the hack Photoshop job. Your point?

MoI wrote:I am guessing Timbo's favorite song is "All The Young Dudes"

Why - because of something a drunken hick in Iowa made up?

You're not very bright, are you.

Sad, really.

The Mummy is from Indiana. He tries to say he's from Chicago but he's lying. He's from a state where people voluntarily call themselves "Hoosiers."

What's a Hoosier? I assume it's something to do with HJin' dudes on a tour bus.

Q: What's Tim Miller of Kobe, Japan's favorite song from The Jungle Book?

A: "Bear Necessity"

deathcurse wrote:The Mummy is from Indiana. He tries to say he's from Chicago but he's lying.

I've never said I'm from Chicago and have always maintained I'm proud to be from Indiana.

Oh wait - you're a liar.

My bad.

Itwalksamongus wrote:I've never said I'm from Chicago and have always maintained I'm proud to be from Indiana.

Wrong. When I brought up that you were from Indiana, which in reality is NO DIFFERENT FROM IOWA, you started whining about how you're not really from Indiana, you're from "East Chicago."

I know East Chicago sounds classier than Gary but nigga, YOU FROM GARY.

I've been to Gary. It's a fucking nightmare.

deathcurse wrote:

Itwalksamongus wrote:I've never said I'm from Chicago and have always maintained I'm proud to be from Indiana.

Wrong. When I brought up that you were from Indiana, which in reality is NO DIFFERENT FROM IOWA, you started whining about how you're not really from Indiana, you're from "East Chicago."

No, I didn't.

Do you ever not lie?

Itwalksamongus wrote:No, I didn't.

Do you ever not lie?

Says the guy who gets busted lying about EVERYTHING.

How does a person who hates black people maintain a drug addiction in Gary, Indiana?

I bet there's a lot of Mandingo cock for you to jerk off.

deathcurse wrote: you started whining about how you're not really from Indiana, you're from "East Chicago."

Earth to dipshit - I never said I was from East Chicago. Why would I? I'm from Michigan City.

Come back when you're done lying.

Aha! Here's what you said that made me think East Chicago.

Itwalksamongus wrote:My hometown is a suburb of Chicago. You're thinking of the Indiana that's south of US 30 - or what we call "the chump line". THAT is more like your hick state.

Michigan City is 50 miles east of Chicago.

So the guy who's proud to be from Indiana has to lie and say he's from Chicago while disparaging the more rural parts of the state he's supposedly proud of.

Only one of us hates blacks and has rotten teeth. Guess which one.

deathcurse wrote:Aha! Here's what you said that made me think East Chicago.

Itwalksamongus wrote:My hometown is a suburb of Chicago. You're thinking of the Indiana that's south of US 30 - or what we call "the chump line". THAT is more like your hick state.

Michigan City is 50 miles east of Chicago.

So the guy who's proud to be from Indiana has to lie and say he's from Chicago

I never said I was from Chicago.

Do you even know you're lying?

Itwalksamongus wrote:I never said I was from Chicago.

You said you were from a suburb of Chicago.

Proud to be from Indiana.

You're as proud of being from Indiana as your old man is proud of having a son with fag hair and a dope problem. Pull a gun on him lately?

deathcurse wrote:

Itwalksamongus wrote:I never said I was from Chicago.

You said you were from a suburb of Chicago.

Nope.

Keep trying!

Itwalksamongus wrote:My hometown is a suburb of Chicago.

deathcurse wrote:

Itwalksamongus wrote:My hometown is a suburb of Chicago.

So - then I never said I was from Chicago, as you claimed.

Thanks.