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Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:34 pm**

Calexxia wrote:Somehow, it seems inappropriate for someone who proudly displays a bottle of vodka in his/her sig file to comment on anyone else's drinking habits.

He's also someone who claims to have sold his bass gear for drugs, pulled a gun on his FATHER for drugs, and had a record breaking 3 day heroin addiction that left him with "suicidal withdrawals." Oh and he brags about drunk driving, an act I found abhorrent even when I was a drinker.

The Mummy is not someone who thinks about what he says.

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:35 pm**

Calexxia wrote:
Craig1168 wrote:Okay Calexxia so all of Tim's bullshit he has typed on here which people have busted him out on is due to human error? Fuck that shit son!! More like Tim's an attention whore and tried so hard to be a cool kid but got bitch slapped to the curb when people figured out he was an self absorbed douche nozzel. If Tim's ego could match his mediocre bass playing he wouldn't be spending so much time talking shit on a message board. He would be doing far greater things than being a bass teacher in Japan. But hey keep telling the stories there Timbo.

No. I was stating that deathcurse was not lying; itwalksamongus is being a tool for insisting that deathcurse clarifying that he had made a mistake is tantamount to deathcurse lying.

In that case, I also made a mistake.

Thanks.

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:36 pm**

Craig1168 wrote:Glad you dodged the obvious Timbo. That you're a talentless tool. A two year old playing the kazoo would sound better than your muddy ass bass playing. By the way it's 2009 mummy. Might want to change your 80's image gramps. Maybe you could really jazz your whole image up and bring out the spandex and eyeliner.

Lie some more to us Tim. Tell us another good fable. Like how you played in Motley Crue before they were famous.

"themself"

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:37 pm**

Itwalksamongus wrote:In that case, I also made a mistake.

Thanks.

When you said you were from a suburb of Chicago?

No, that would be a LIE.

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:38 pm**

deathcurse wrote:
Itwalksamongus wrote:In that case, I also made a mistake.

Thanks.
When you said you were from a suburb of Chicago?

No, that would be a LIE.

Nope.

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:39 pm**

Itwalksamongus wrote:
Calexxia wrote:
Craig1168 wrote:Okay Calexxia so all of Tim's bullshit he has typed on here which people have busted him out on is due to human error? Fuck that shit son!! More like Tim's an attention whore and tried so hard to be a cool kid but got bitch slapped to the curb when people figured out he was an self absorbed douche nozzel. If Tim's ego could match his mediocre bass playing he wouldn't be spending so much time talking shit on a message board. He would be doing far greater things than being a bass teacher in Japan. But hey keep telling the stories there Timbo.

No. I was stating that deathcurse was not lying; itwalksamongus is being a tool for insisting that deathcurse clarifying that he had made a mistake is tantamount to deathcurse lying.
In that case, I also made a mistake.

Thanks.

Frankly, your logic defies all conventional bounds. DC and I don't particularly get along, but your revisionism terrifies me on an intellectual level; I sincerely hope that your RL personality is far different from your online persona.

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:40 pm**

Itwalksamongus wrote:Dope. As in what I give handjobs on buses for.

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:43 pm**

Craig1168 wrote:ZOMG TIMMY MIRROR JUST OWNED ME WITH A GRAMMAR BOMB!!!

What's really funny is old man Mirror fucks up the english language as bad or worse than me. Yet he thinks he is some message board scholar.

Fucking epic!

Tim why do you lie on Metal Sludge so much? And secondly don't you get tired of Deathcurse handing you your ass? I mean seriously man you should just delete your profile. You're nothing but the message board clown who everyone pokes fun at around here. Nobody takes you seriously and everyone thinks you're a tool. So yea, /delete for the win.

"nozzel"

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:43 pm**

Itwalksamongus wrote:
Craig1168 wrote:Okay Calexxia so all of Tim's bullshit he has typed on here which people have busted him out on is due to human error? Fuck that shit son!! More like Tim's an attention whore and tried so hard to be a cool kid but got bitch slapped to the curb when people figured out he was an self absorbed douche nozzel. If Tim's ego could match his mediocre bass playing he wouldn't be spending so much time talking shit on a message board. He would be doing far greater things than being a bass teacher in Japan. But hey keep telling the stories there Timbo.

LOL@ "themself".

"nozzel" is not a word, dumbass.

For your grammar to be correct, wouldn't you need to capitalize the letter "n"? After all, it is the first word of the sentence....

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:45 pm**

Calexxia wrote:
Frankly, your logic defies all conventional bounds. DC and I don't particularly get along, but your revisionism terrifies me on an intellectual level

Awwww - don't be scared. just keep saying "it's only a message board..... it's only a message board...."

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:47 pm**

deathcurse wrote:
Michigan City is 50 miles east of Chicago.

Nope. Another lie.

Or is this a mistake?

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:48 pm**

Craig1168 wrote:Maybe all those Lazer van dickslaps to your head gave you a traumatic brain injury.

Tim cleared that up.

He didn't give handjobs in a van.

It was a TOUR BUS.

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:49 pm**

Craig1168 wrote:Tim you figure out where you're from yet?

Is English a second language for you?

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:50 pm**

Itwalksamongus wrote:
Calexxia wrote:
Frankly, your logic defies all conventional bounds. DC and I don't particularly get along, but your revisionism terrifies me on an intellectual level
Awwww - don't be scared. just keep saying "it's only a message board..... it's only a message board...."

Yes, this is just a message board. However, as I stated, my concern is that your RL personality is just as revisionist/disconnected from reality as your online persona. If so, then your sociopathic tendencies are certainly reason for pause.

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:51 pm**

Itwalksamongus wrote:
deathcurse wrote:
Michigan City is 50 miles east of Chicago.
Nope. Another lie.

Or is this a mistake?

I think many people, when discussing a distance of 40+ miles, would round it to 50, particularly if they had not researched the distance and were approximating it.

Neither a mistake, nor a lie--figurative language.

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:52 pm**

Calexxia wrote: Yes, this is just a message board. However, as I stated, my concern is that your RL personality is just as revisionist/disconnected from reality as your online persona. If so, then your sociopathic tendencies are certainly reason for pause.

That's cool. Unless you're planning on visiting Japan soon you don't have to worry about me sneaking up and kil....

Okay, I couldn't even finish that!

Listen, kids - I'm out for a bit. You go ahead and chew on this a bit more. I'll be back in about 45 min.

Posted: **Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:55 pm**

Itwalksamongus wrote:Unless you're planning on visiting Japan soon you don't have to worry about me sneaking up and kil....

Okay, I couldn't even finish that!

Oooooooookay.

Posted: **Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:05 am**

Grendel wrote:I just got a PM that said Itwalks pays to receive soiled panties from vending machines in Japan. Is this true?

I heard that too.

It was from a pretty reliable source so I think it's absolutely true.

Posted: **Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:39 am**

Grendel wrote:I just got a PM that said Itwalks pays to receive soiled panties from vending machines in Japan. Is this true?

Aren't you the clown who said something about me lying about a situation with my best friend's wife?

Yeah - you're important.

Posted: **Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:47 am**

Craig1168 wrote:
You ever figure out how to play the bass line of Panama yet

Hey Mr. English - remember the last time you brought up the Panama thing and I asked you to tell me what I played wrong - and you couldn't?

Then there's this -

"Lords know's"

Posted: **Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:59 am**

Grendel wrote:
Itwalksamongus wrote:
Grendel wrote:I just got a PM that said Itwalks pays to receive soiled panties from vending machines in Japan. Is this true?

Aren't you the clown who said something about me lying about a situation with my best friend's wife?

Yeah - you're important.
you admitted it... " Legs in the air," also, coins for stinky panties...

You have been caught lying.

You have been owned.

Nope.

Posted: **Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:08 am**

Grendel wrote:You did lie about your friend's wife with the baby. That has been proven.

Well?

Posted: **Sun Sep 20, 2009 4:12 pm**

What is....

Itwalksamongus wrote:Therein lies the rub.

Posted: **Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:54 pm**

Check out Mummy Mirror's toofers in this clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJtOpPMgL54

Ahhhh!!!! GOJIRA!!!!

Posted: **Mon Sep 21, 2009 1:17 am**

I think I'd fuck the chick that comes after Tim.

Anyway, they were giving a Japanese course in the radio this morning, and I catched it on the way to work. I'm now fluent in Japanesis.

All those dudes are saying how Tim sucks ass and don't really belong there, and how they prank him and laugh behind his back...

The dude @ 0:46 is really pissed off and said, and I quote: "THAT PIECE OF SHIT HAS MADE A MOCKERY OF THIS INSTITUTE BY LETTING HIMSELF GET OWNED ON THE WEB EVERYDAY, KILLED ALL MY FAMILY WHEN HE WAS DRIVING SHIT FACED AND BY SHIT FACE I DON'T MEAN HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE DIARREAH EVEN THOUGH IT DOES.

MOTHERFUCKER CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT THE PANAMA BASS LINE AND IF I LISTEN AGAIN ONE MORE TIME ABOUT HIS BETTER HALF I'M GONNA GO KAMIKAZE ON THAT HOMO.

The long haired dude that comes after that is a homo and says that he him and Timmy had jerked each other off on occasion and says Tim has a really tiny dick. @ 0:55

Posted: **Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:14 am**

I've always heard that masturbation causes hairy palms, but masturbating other dudes evidently causes tooth decay.

Posted: **Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:32 am**

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I've always heard that masturbation causes hairy palms, but masturbating other dudes evidently causes tooth decay.

Posted: **Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:12 am**

Classy Fred Blassy wrote:

why do you have a chicago shirt on in this picture do you try to impress all the slant heads in japan by telling them you are from chicago

Posted: **Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:50 am**

"This is the hand that I jerk off dudes with!"

Posted: **Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:12 am**

deathcurse wrote:

"This is the hand that I jerk off dudes with!"

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