Poll...rate my looks

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Is Cliffy cool lookin'?

Yes, just like his dad
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16%
No, what does his wife see in him?
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52%
I'm a dude and dudes don't rate other dudes
37
32%
 
Total votes: 117
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Kockstar wrote:
Dudes don't wear scarfs dude.
Only the coolest guys 8)

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Cliffenstein wrote:Haters unite!


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on topic: you look like a faggot
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Get the fuck out of here with this bullshit :!:
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Cliffenstein wrote:my hair is a Joan Jett shag not a short Johnny Ramone


:idea:
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SexxAtraxxion wrote:
Kockstar wrote:
Dudes don't wear scarfs dude.
Only the coolest guys 8)

Image

Oh, snap

I thought you were gonna post a picture of a cool guy wearing a scarf.

But, I see...

....You got jokes.

Congrats :lol:
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I like how he keeps clarifying and answering questions nobody gives a fuck about.

Joke thread my ass.
:lol:
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Can you say..."Hello I am your local regestered sex offender!"

Or is this part of a new campain for child molsting?

And are you sure Billy Childs is not your dad, I mean you are from Delaware it is possable?
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:I like how he keeps clarifying and answering questions nobody gives a fuck about. :lol:
You just don't get it, greenie...keep it up!
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Kockstar wrote:What would you do if i came up and just ripped your scarf off of you??
Irrelevant...internet tough guys aren't tough in real life.
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Kockstar wrote:
What would you do if i came up and just ripped your scarf off of you??
Careful dude...Cliff's dad is still looking pretty ripped these days.
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Cliffenstein wrote:
Kockstar wrote:What would you do if i came up and just ripped your scarf off of you??
Irrelevant,...internet tough guys aren't tough in real life.
I've seen homeboy fuck some shit up. You wouldn't stand a chance, DJDrugABitch.
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:lol:
SexxAtraxxion wrote:You are horrible at message board entertainment.
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LeatherSnake wrote: And I wear both scarves and eyeliner. And Im over 40.
Well, this certainly doesn't surprise me. Over 40, scarves, eyeliner, and nearly 600 posts on metal sludge in just over a month's time.

LeatherSnake = an old guy in make-up, women's clothes, posting for hours daily in the dark on a cock rock board.

Nothing creepy about that at all. Do what you do, girlfriend.
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Who is Glen Gamble and what did he do that I should know about?
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WTF wrote:Who is Glen Gamble and what did he do that I should know about?
Evidently, Glen Gamble is a middle-aged tranny.
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Kockstar wrote:What would you do if i saw you walking around and I just decided that I don't like your scarf. I ripped it off you and told you to put it in the trash and then told you that if you tried to get it out I would punch you.
Awesome, dude...I wholeheartedly invite you to try it. Where are ya from? I'll be sure to let ya know when we come to your town.
Kockstar wrote:I don't think you look "cool" I think you look like your too old to be playing in some dumb little emo screamo bandwagon band while wearing a scarf or a weezer sweater. I don't think that you look like iggy pop at all. I think that just by looking at you, I wouldn't like your band or your music. Iam pretty sure it would suck. Iam pretty sure that when you decided that it was still ok to dress like a 40 year old man with a credit card in hot topic, you failed to listen to the condescending "ha" that the kids gave you when you bought your eyeliner or the chicks at GreatClips gave you when you asked for a DJ Ashba haircut.
Man...so many uninformed rants. You might feel a bit better if you pulled that tighty whitey wedgie out of your crack.

1. Dudes don't rate other dudes.

2. I've never played in any emo anything band.

Main Line Riders is a classic AC/DC type hard rock band, Huntingtons is a Ramones type punk rock band and The Stivs was a NY Dolls/Iggy Pop type garage rock band.

3. I've never bought anything from hot topic.

4. My haircut is nothing like Mr Ashba's, it isn't long in the front and short in the back and it isn't dyed.

5. I don't buy eyeliner...I use my wife's.

later...Cliffy
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TimBerrington wrote:Image
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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You look like the bastard son of Mick Mars and Joan Van Ark.
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Actually, he looks like Paul Black felched Ron Wood's jizz out of Patti Smith's ass and then puked it up all over a Lip Service window display.
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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He wants to "cam" with you Kock...LOOK OUT...or AWAY, I mean!
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Actually, he looks like Paul Black felched Ron Wood's jizz out of Patti Smith's ass and then puked it up all over a Lip Service window display.

That's probably the most disturbing visual ever!
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote: fuck me running

we'd have to see a pic first
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It's been posted plenty of times.
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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"I met Kockstar and he didn't do shit!!!!!" :lol:

Fuck Abe, yer one mental cat.
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Cliffy can't even keep people's attention in his own attention whore thread. Abe's just way too thascinating.
Nunose wrote: Mon Dec 27, 2021 3:59 am Goddamn this shit is exhausting...and people still believe his shit.

You can tell all the people who have been bought and paid for by big pharma

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I bet Abe runs face first into a lot of walls.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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Abe should start his own poll.


DO YOU LIVE IN L.A.?


o YES - And I want to fight you because of a messageboard
o NO - But if I did I would kick your ass
o FUCK OFF - You're gay.
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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Kockstar wrote:Like i would ever show up to anything your ever playing.
It wouldn't be a waste of your time, though...you'd have the chance to prove you're one of the few tough white guys in L.A...oh wait, you're not.
Kockstar wrote:Then why do you want to know what people think of the way you look???
Geez, you're slow...I don't give actually a rip what people think. You may want to consider reading threads you post in.
Kockstar wrote:Does JC Penny, Dillards, or even Sears sell your kind of scarfs???
Dunno, dude...everything I wear when I perform live is from used clothing stores.
Kockstar wrote:DJ Ashaba looks like a idiot... So do you.
Well, that's two idiots who don't look anything alike. You posted that we do look alike...what does that make you? Let me answer that for you.

Idiot #3
Kockstar wrote:I hope she starts to hide her tampons....
Then I wouldn't be able to find them to put 'em in her!
Kockstar wrote:5 minutes.. max....
Two hours and 40 minutes
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Actually, he looks like Paul Black Ron Woods Patti Smith
I'll take it!
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LeatherSnake wrote:You had been acting like an e-tough guy and threatening etc. and when we met in person, you slunk away.

Remember? I walked right up to you and shook your hand-and you didnt do.

:lol:
Awesome...and the thing is...these guys are like this every single time.

No exceptions.
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