absinthe minded

[uptheass]

False and I am not going to post in this thread anymore.

the thread you started


lol

owned

[Pill]

YOu have tarnished it with your grandstanding.

[thejuggernaut]

False and I am not going to post in this thread anymore.

the thread you started


lol

owned

Why do I get the feeling this fool shot his mouth off to Shephard and got his ass kicked by him ?

[LetUsPrey]

Gotta say, it looks like HMZ is heading for a meltdown soon. This shit's just getting to be too much.

[chickenona]

That dude is in a constant state of "meltdown".

[Calexxia]

Could someone please explain to me how Matthew Sheppard calling HMZ names in grade school deserves such a horrific karmic payback as being brutally murdered? Inquiring minds want to know.

[deathcurse]

Was there even a Pantera message board back then?

[Bourbon Cowboy]

Could someone please explain to me how Matthew Sheppard calling HMZ names in grade school deserves such a horrific karmic payback as being brutally murdered? Inquiring minds want to know.

If anyone from this thread should happen to die a violent death I'm going to guess HMZ will attribute that to karma too.

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

I think Brandon could do a sequel to his youtube masterpiece with just quotes from this thread.

[uptheass]

hey idiot you can cry to photobucket or imageshack or picturetrail all you want ill still reupload my photochops everyday for ever i have nothing better to do than continue to twart all your online crying and bawling you sound like i big cry baby asking people to stop picking on you then starting hatas threads and backing out right after you litter their inbox with your horse porn you should know that ill never stop owning you

[uptheass]

[uptheass]

take the bully by the horn

lol


owned

[Son_of_Sam_I_Am]

I am very handsome.

Who the fuck told you that?







By the by, I like this Absinthe guy's style. Got a way with words, this one.

[Pill]

Some classic ColaZombie. From December 2006:

Last night I went to see the LA Guns with Tracii Guns, Paul Black, Jeremy Guns and Nickey Alexander. I got to the Eagles Lodge at 6:45pm and hung out in there till 7:15pm till I and the bands and everyone in the Lodge were told to stand by the tables in the entrance way. At 7:30pm our hands were marked and we did the whole ticket thing. I got in there and talked with so many people including Rebecca, Janna, Jenny, Will, his dad Donnie, some of the bands and other audience members. I found out LA Guns and Bulletboys were behind and went through Montana to get to Casper. At 8:20pm Epitome played a 30 minute set. They played some of their own originals and played Mandatory Suicide and Raining Blood by Slayer. They played a song that was a tribute to Dimebag Darrell. They played about a minute of Pantera's Walk. They finished their set at 8:50pm. Blurred Effect began setting up their equipment as soon as Epitome finished. Blurred Effect is a band that has a few gigs under their belt. The band includes a friend of Dave from Internal Hate on Vocals, One guy on guitar and a guy on bass and Alex formerly of Smoldersoul on Drums. They started played at 9:15pm. They played originals and a cover of Heart Shaped Box by Nirvana which they closed with. They are good musicians and they finished at 9:45pm. But I feel the bill was too disorganized with five bands. 5 bands and the doors opening at 7:30pm and the first band starting after 8:00pm is really creating a shitstorm. Well as the night progressed I find out Bulletboys had problems that led them getting a uhaul vehicle. Proof of Life sets up and they start peforming at 10:10pm. They have gotten a little better since they added a fifth member and he does some singing and screaming. I hope they use him more because he gives them dimension. They finished at 10:50pm. Then they removed their equipment off the stage. Throughout the night the people working for Kick 107 and Howdy who was running sound with Carl were at the microphone telling everybody that LA Guns and Bulletboys are coming. The lady working for Kick 107 was encouraging Jelloshots and passing out t-shirts by the local acts. After 11:00pm several people started throwing a fit and wanting their money back and they didn't want to see a bunch of shitty local acts. They left as time went by. I ran into Kassia at the show and talked to her for a few minutes while she was with friends. After Midnight LA Guns showed up at the venue. They began setting up their equipment. At around 12:30am a woman yanked her daughter out of the venue. She was pissed off. A lot of parents were pissed because an all ages show went past midnight. At 1:00am LA Guns started playing. Paul Black is currently their singer. He had been a singer with them in 1985 to 1987 and had written many of their songs with them in the early days. Tracii Guns is on guitar, Jeremy Guns on Bass and Nickey Alexander aka Nickey Beat on Drums. He had been a member of the band from 1985 to 1987 and had played on their first album. He also has a history of playing with punk-rock bands in the late 1970s and early and mid 1980s. The band is more regenerated now that Tracii reformed it with Paul and Nickey and with the help of Jeremy doing the bass work. Jeremy is one hell of a bass player and glad he is in the band. Paul is a better frontman and is more in touch with his audience. He wore this shirt that musicians such as Mick Jagger would have wore in 1968 and looked a lot like Jagger in 1968 and 1969. He was friendly with the audience. He jumps into the crowd and sings and shakes everybody's hands. He is so cool. Phil Lewis just stand there and sings and pretends the audience isn't there.Paul Black sounds like Rod Stewart as a singer and is a lot more energetic. During No Mercy this lady I know from the gym that me and my brother goes to jumped on stage without her shirt and you can see her tits. She getting wild onstage. Then during Ballad of Jayne Tracii and Paul invited many of the ladies onstage and he invited me onstage since I been very friendly and supportive of the band and Tracii's previous band Brides of Destruction for many years. During the set Tracii uses a Turquoise BC Rich Gunslinger. For the last two songs they play Tracii uses a dark blue or purple BC Rich Mockingbird. During the set this drunk wearing a confederate flag ballcap and a Lynnrd Skynnrd t-shirt was drunk and was trying to get the band to sign a cd in the middle of their set and was staggering. He got shoved down by me and several others during the set. Hell he was still drinking after the set finished because he hadn't finished it while the band was playing. LA Guns finish the set at 2:00am. Bulletboys never showed up and never performed.

The setlist consisted of:

1. Wheels of Fire

2. Show No Mercy

3. One Good Reason

4. LAPD

5. One Way Ticket To Ride

6. You Can't Always Get What you Want

7. Ballad of Jayne

8. Shut the Fuck Up

9. Don't Worry Baby

10. Sex Action

11. Guitar Solo/ Never Enough

12. Electric Gypsy

13. Rip and Tear

14. Draw The Line

15. Winter's Fool



After the show I met Paul Black. My mother called as I was waiting to meet the rest of the band members and she began screaming to get my ass home and that I am out too late and the cops are the types that will bust me because I am out that late. The irony is that I was sober all that night and had only drank water at the show. I left the Eagles Lodge and went home and avoided cops. When I got home my mom was angry at the show going past two. She got angry at the people running the show. I went to bed at 3:00am with Art Bell playing on my stereo.

Then I woke up at 10:00am. I put on some deodarant and brushed my teeth and went to the mall to get my hair cut. After that I and my mother went to see my sister Tricia and her husband Craig and talked with them for a bit. We went back to the mall to return a shirt too small for my niece. Then I ran into Richard, Mike and Penny and Mike's father. Then I went home and showered and me and my brother and mother went to burger king and ate dinner. When I got home I fell asleep at 5:00pm and slept till 10:15pm. I was supposed to meet Richard and Brian at the mall and I never did because I got sleepy. When I woke up at 10:15pm I was pretty dizzy and my head was spinning. I had to pee. I threw up my hamburger and fries in the toilet while I was peeing and had to clean the bowl and the bottom of the toilet seat. I think I may have the flu. I feel better now after I threw up. I may have caught it from my mother and brother. Both have had it and my mother got it at work from her fellow employees. I hung out in the bathroom and waited for my mom to get back since they had were in the mall when I got sick. I called her to inform her that I got sick. Well I am going to relax and watch what I eat since I got sick. Right now I am calm and relaxed and hope I feel better. I hope no one else close to me has caught it.

[chickenona]

Oh, hell yes, the epic "LA Guns and Possible Flu".

[J. D.]

Is there any place I could read that whole thread? Is it still on the boards? I'd like to read the reactions to this deathless prose.

[chickenona]

It was on the boards at MetalBlast.com a long time ago. Not sure if it's still there or not though.

[Pill]

Is there any place I could read that whole thread? Is it still on the boards? I'd like to read the reactions to this deathless prose.

http://metal-blast.com/MetalBoard/viewtopic.php?t=1223

[J. D.]

Thanks!

[Punk]

Clearly the greatest review of all time.

[WhiteHouseSubsAC]

"I had to pee. I threw up my hamburger and fries in the toilet while I was peeing and had to clean the bowl and the bottom of the toilet seat."

[Big In Malaysia]

Ahh...I remember this review. Thanks for the repost.

Stellar work.

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

Stay out of my fucking business you fucking troll!

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

That is my brother you dumbfuck. You are not an old friend. You are an thorn in my side that is getting close to being banned.

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

I know who you are and I will come up to Canada and beat the fuck out of you. Fucking loser.

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

You are MOPO.ca out of Canada!


http://www.myspace.com/mopo_ca

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

It wasn't 10. It was after 2am in the morning you dumb fuck. That is very late. I got home safely. So shut the fuck up and go fuck yourself and overdose on your club drugs.

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

Bad news. I am clean and sober and not a sexual degenerate. You hang out at Raves which is flooded with faggots and drug addicts like yourself. So shut the fuck up and move on.

[HeavyMetalZombie666]

Bad news. I am clean and sober and not a sexual degenerate. You hang out at Raves which is flooded with faggots and drug addicts like yourself. So shut the fuck up and move on.

I'd say you were right on the mark, but that would make me a liar. Unlike yourself, your sexuality and your living situation with mommy, I do not lie. Fess up that you are in your thirties, living with mommy, don't have a job and don't have anything resembling a normal, productive social life. Face it, you've rolled the dice at life and came up snake eyes. It's not bad or wrong to admit that. You've failed here, like you've failed at life, and with every attempt you've ever made, it just didn't work out. Sadly, God or whomever is in charge has the final word on this, and no matter how much foot stomping you do on a message board, that's just how shit has worked out for you, loss for life.
Good luck with trying to get hired at McDonalds and trying to etch out a life for yourself. You lose, and that is the end of the subject. Good night, good sir.

You have nothing to prove that I don't work. Yes I live with my mother. I do have a productive social life. I have a normal sex life. You know nothing of me. You are a piece of shit and I recommend you never come back on here and stay away.

[SelfMadeJesus]

But I am certainly someone who has you by the balls and brain, and I am leading you around like a show pony.

Yeah and what an accomplishment that is.

To hear you tell it zomb is a balless little retard that lives with his mommy.

And yet here you are talking like it is some accomplishment, like this is something that is "socially productive" )whatever the FUCK that means, chumpstain( the only way you could pile on more win to the mound of awesomeness that is you is if you could lead someone around like a show pony that isn't so pathetic and/or retarded.

Oh i'm sorry did i say awesomeness before?

That's clearly a mistake, i really meant to say you are a mound of soiled adult diapers.

Glad that got cleared up.

P.S.--HMZ you are still a faggot for encouraging that whole lame 'dress like a cowboy in a b+w pic' genre of photography. Like way gay, Stryper gayness.