So Deathcurse

[chickenona]

Tell me more about this theory you have that I posed as my own kid for the entire posting history of "mousepotato".

[deathcurse]

I think you pretty much summed it up right there.

[deathcurse]

Oh, you want me to elaborate? Here goes:

I can't wrap my head around a mother allowing their teenage daughter to not only post on a message board lousy with perverts but to also post on the same message board where that mother graphically discusses drug use, sex with men who they are not married to, and various other things. Your reasoning behind this was "Well! I can't stop her!" Except that's not true. Parents stop their children from visiting certain sites ALL THE TIME. Really, I was just blown away that someone would want their daughter to witness what a gross human being they are, talking about taking loads in the face.

When I brought it up, you gave several clues that were telling. One is that you claimed it would have been impossible for you to post as chickenona and mousepotato at two different locations. Bologna! You've been here for, what, 10 years? It would be almost impossible for you to believe this. So why did you use it as your alibi, knowing it was total bullshit?

The real clincher is when you threw your own daughter under the bus. I'm referring to when you suggested that I had PMed your daughter, like I'm some sort of sexual predator. Now, you know this is not true. I've never approached an underage girl on these boards and have in fact, admonished those who have. You said it because you literally had nothing else and you wanted me to be as angry as you were. You used your own daughter--and the issue of her safety--in a flamewar, for no reason at all. That's pretty sick. Someone who would do that is exactly the kind of person who would impersonate their daughter.

Are you satisfied with my explanation?

I don't think it was for the same reasons as Talhotblond. I think you did it because you wanted people to think you were a cool kooky mom who has a "healthy" relationship with her child. Except it wasn't healthy and it actually freaked a lot of people out. Way to go.

p.s. Don't forget to start your next post with "Hahaha." You wouldn't want people to think you're mad.

[chickenona]

Oh, you want me to elaborate? Here goes:

I can't wrap my head around a mother allowing their teenage daughter to not only post on a message board lousy with perverts but to also post on the same message board where that mother graphically discusses drug use, sex with men who they are not married to, and various other things. Your reasoning behind this was "Well! I can't stop her!" Except that's not true. Parents stop their children from visiting certain sites ALL THE TIME. Really, I was just blown away that someone would want their daughter to witness what a gross human being they are, talking about taking loads in the face.

My daughter stopped posting here not long after the porn thread on the Ho Board started. She knew it was there but avoided it before I even posted anything on it. Porn writing by ANYONE grosses her out. By this past spring, a lot of people had been giving us grief about her posting here, and she lost interest in it anyway. She was never a serious poster. But she certainly did post here, she is really my daughter and we've never misrepresented ourselves on here.

I'm not even going to address your venomous editorializing about my character. I don't give a fuck what you think about that.

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You're full of shit if you can look through this posting history and tell me those posts were written by anyone other than a teenage girl.

Additionally, Elise met her and she did acknowledge to her that she posted here.

When I brought it up, you gave several clues that were telling. One is that you claimed it would have been impossible for you to post as chickenona and mousepotato at two different locations. Bologna! You've been here for, what, 10 years? It would be almost impossible for you to believe this. So why did you use it as your alibi, knowing it was total bullshit?

Huh? I have no fucking idea whatsoever how to post from two separate locations. That's for crazy-ass trolls, and people who get way too involved in Sludge.

The real clincher is when you threw your own daughter under the bus. I'm referring to when you suggested that I had PMed your daughter, like I'm some sort of sexual predator. Now, you know this is not true. I've never approached an underage girl on these boards and have in fact, admonished those who have. You said it because you literally had nothing else and you wanted me to be as angry as you were. You used your own daughter--and the issue of her safety--in a flamewar, for no reason at all. That's pretty sick. Someone who would do that is exactly the kind of person who would impersonate their daughter.

What the hell kind of a meltdown is this? "Threw her under the bus"? Because I took a passing crack at you about being one of the pervs who PM'd her? You actually think I wrote that in ANGER? I was fucking around. I never thought you were one of the people who PM'd her and I wasn't accusing you of a fucking thing, I asked a goddam question to get your goat because your accusation was just so outlandish to me. I had no idea you would take a simple question so seriously and twist it around to that extent.

She did tell me she got PM's from a few guys here and there but routinely deleted them without reading them, so I don't in fact even know if they were pervs or not. There are boys her age here. But that was one of our "rules" for her posting here, such as they were, no PMing with male posters.

Are you satisfied with my explanation?

Hahaha, certainly, along with astonished at the extent of your defensive, self-righteous fury and fire-and-brimstone sanctimony.

I don't think it was for the same reasons as Talhotblond. I think you did it because you wanted people to think you were a cool kooky mom who has a "healthy" relationship with her child. Except it wasn't healthy and it actually freaked a lot of people out. Way to go.

Hahaha, well, way to go with your theory, champ.

[deathcurse]

Why do you give a shit what I think? I think it was you. You don't like me and yet you're demanding that I explain myself to you.

You're a scumbag. Okay? You're EXACTLY the kind of bored (and BORING) sociopathic housewife who would do something like this. Maybe I'm right, maybe I'm wrong. I don't really care. You asked me to back up my opinion, I did, and then you cried when I did.

[deathcurse]

By the way, Elise met her? Awesome. I can't wait to read the testimony of someone who helped 2Tempting lie about HER fictional persona.

I'm sure I'm going to get a PM about this shortly but fuck that bitch.

[chickenona]

I'm not crying. I don't really know where you see crying in that post. I was just curious. I mean, my daughter is very authentic and has her own personality, and I'm shocked anybody would think she's fake. I guess shit doesn't translate the same on sludge.

I don't really see where you get off calling me a scumbag, though. Damn, like you're not one. Look at what a venomous little bitch you're being.

[deathcurse]

I don't really see where you get off calling me a scumbag, though. Damn, like you're not one. Look at what a venomous little bitch you're being.

It's amazing that you ask me what I think and then when I say it, you act like I'm being totally out of line. If you don't like what I have to say, then stop making threads for me to say it on, you dopey fucking cunt.

Can we talk about philosophy some more? I was really enjoying watching you demonstrate that you're basically fucking retarded and this quasi-intellectual act you got going is just that--AN ACT.

[chickenona]

By the way, Elise met her? Awesome. I can't wait to read the testimony of someone who helped 2Tempting lie about HER fictional persona.

I'm sure I'm going to get a PM about this shortly but fuck that bitch.

Hahaha, my God, you are totally lacking in compassion. Oh, God, a girl lied about how she looked on the Intrawebz with the help of that fucking bitch, Elise! For a lie of that magnitude, for such a grave sin against Sludge, they'll surely burn in hell!

Grow up, you little puke. Christ.

[chickenona]

Hahaha, already the flurry starts and I'm falling behind. And in my own thread!

[deathcurse]

Hahaha, my God, you are totally lacking in compassion.

Compassion?

What exactly do I need to feel compassion for? Does she have cancer? If so, that's a shame. She's a very bright lady. She's also got a history of catty dipshittery on the internet because she used to be like you--a bored fucking housewife. Supposedly she's grown out of it but I still get PMs whenever I suggest she's not lovely.

Hahaha, already the flurry starts and I'm falling behind. And in my own thread!

Flurry? I responded to a post. Sorry you're a slow fucking moron.

Should I wait 10 minutes next time? Let the big words soak in?

[chickenona]

I don't really see where you get off calling me a scumbag, though. Damn, like you're not one. Look at what a venomous little bitch you're being.

It's amazing that you ask me what I think and then when I say it, you act like I'm being totally out of line. If you don't like what I have to say, then stop making threads for me to say it on, you dopey fucking cunt.

PSST - Hey genius, they call it a HATAS thread for a reason. I'm not acting like you're anything. I'm pointing out what an asshole you are, dumbass.

Can we talk about philosophy some more? I was really enjoying watching you demonstrate that you're basically fucking retarded and this quasi-intellectual act you got going is just that--AN ACT.

Considering that my entire point right from the start in those posts was that I DIDN'T want to hear Noid pontificate about what he learned in his philosophy classes, I'll take a pass on that first part.

And I don't know what anybody's talking about when they try to accuse me of trying to present myself as an intellectual. I use a few big words, big fuckin whoop, I read a lot. I don't pretend to be super-intelligent.

[chickenona]

Also, even though I'm not a housewife - I have three jobs outside my home - what's up with your contempt for them?

[deathcurse]

I'm pointing out what an asshole you are, dumbass.

Gosh, that's time well spent. Nobody's ever done that.

Fucking moron.

And I don't know what anybody's talking about when they try to accuse me of trying to present myself as an intellectual.

Of course you don't. You're an idiot with a complete lack of self-awareness.

Oh no! Two posts in a row! I can't keep up!

Also, even though I'm not a housewife - I have three jobs outside my home - what's up with your contempt for them?

Contempt for housewives? I have none. I'm using at as a generic term to describe boring women who use the internet to escape the soulcrushing drudgery of their loveless marriages and generally unfulfilling lives.

Still confused? Should I back up and start at the top?

[deathcurse]

dc gets to make all the accusations he wants around here without proof. ( which in the "real world" is called being full of shit )

Someone is full of shit on Metal Sludge!!!! Has the media been made aware of this?

Then he has the right to call you a crybaby, or boring, or whatever else he can dream up.

Of course I have that right. Why wouldn't I have that right?

Then if you question him whatsoever, even if your question/comment holds merit and corners him to where he "actually" has to prove something he resorts to comments such as "scumbag".

I've never called you a scumbag. I called chickenona a scumbag. She allows her daughter to read posts about her infidelity and her drug use. I think that's fucking crazy.

[deathcurse]

As compared to you leg humping The Mummy in his birthday thread? Talk about following someone around here.

Right. Like NOBODY ELSE was making fun of The Mummy there.

Also, you have a lot of nerve talking about "leg humping" on someone else's thread.

Why don't you save your sanity and pay the 500 bucks yourself. I know it must be at least 3 months of your salary, but just think of the Sludge bliss.

Oh no, JOEBOY CALLED ME POOR!

"Your" - Possessive - "Your grasp of basic English is truly frightening."
"You're" - Contraction ("You Are") - "You're a fucking retard."

I learned that in, I shit you not, SECOND GRADE.

Call me poor all you want. But when push comes to shove, my literacy is more valuable than your....whatever it is you do. Whining and crying about people being mean on the internet.

[deathcurse]

I can only imagine how Chickies daughter must think that even with the decisions her mother has made, she must be happy as fuck that her mother never met a douchebag of your caliber.

I wonder what's more damaging to her, reading my posts where I'm being something of a prick, or reading her mother's posts where she's talking about taking dudes loads in the face.

What made her "daughter's" presence most horrifying to people is that chicke, in spite of what she claims, didn't tone down her posts. She was the same dick-slurping, pill-popping retard we see before us now.

That's why I suspected the account was fake. I was giving chicke CREDIT for merely being a weirdo and not a psycho.

[deathcurse]

Ante up an extra 2 bucks for your bannishment crusade

Why would I need to do that? The mod offered to throw you in for free.

[deathcurse]

I think you should quit looking into Chicke's life some much. Is it your daughter? No. So why play Dr. Fucking Phil.

Looking into her life? It's all right in front of me, moron! She puts it out there!

She asked my opinion and I gave it. Now you're whining about it.

Look--if chicke didn't want people to speculate about this shit, she shouldn't have let it happen. She did and people formulated their opinions. It amazes me that a 78 year old woman would even care.

You suspect alot of shit around here. Why don't you start actually backing it up?

I've backed up many claims. Your claim is that I don't. Why don't you back up YOUR claim?

[deathcurse]

I was kinda shocked for a couple of seconds but I guess if it adds fuel to the fire....

She probably knows that in 3 weeks, she's going to have to ban you anyway after you up your ante from merely following me around all day to doing something bannable, as my fans ALWAYS seem to do.

Or she just knows you're not worth shit and banning you would be more fun than you could ever give this board.

[deathcurse]

I win!

Great. You win. This isn't about winning but okay.

I'm too piss poor to ante up the 500 bucks myself.

If I paid the 500 bucks myself, you'd follow me around all day giving me shit about taking the board too seriously.

Since I'm not paying it all myself, I'm poor.

There's no pleasing you. You just like whining.

I'm sure she appreciates you being her "voice" while she is gone.

Or she knows that my post was total speculation and presented as such. You seem to forget that not everybody is retarded like you. I assume that mod can read and understand what she's reading. My guess is she probably appreciates that assumption.

[deathcurse]

Joeboy, could you do us a solid and fuck off now? I appreciate you showing up and letting me sharpen my claws on you but now that you've fulfilled your purpose, I'd like to get back to calling chickenona a piece of human trash. Okay? I'm posting on other threads. You can beg for my attention on those. I may not respond but I think it's important that we see other people.

[chickenona]

I'm pointing out what an asshole you are, dumbass.

Gosh, that's time well spent. Nobody's ever done that.

Fucking moron.

So a person has to be "moron" to call you an asshole? So you're an abusive, loudmouthed, judgmental piece of shit and are even proud of this to a point, but calling you on it = stupidity. I suppose you think "fearing" you would be the "intelligent" thing to do.

And I don't know what anybody's talking about when they try to accuse me of trying to present myself as an intellectual.

Of course you don't. You're an idiot with a complete lack of self-awareness.

So the fact that YOU mistakenly think I'm trying to pass myself off as an intellectual means I'M the one who's not aware of the intent of MY OWN POSTS.

To summarize for the class - If you don't agree with DEATHCURSE'S assessment of YOUR OWN POSTS - and even his assessment of the reasons you make them - you're an idiot.

Oh no! Two posts in a row! I can't keep up!

Oh, the rich, lovely irony. You don't even realize how fucking crazy you make yourself look.

Also, even though I'm not a housewife - I have three jobs outside my home - what's up with your contempt for them?

Contempt for housewives? I have none. I'm using at as a generic term to describe boring women who use the internet to escape the soulcrushing drudgery of their loveless marriages and generally unfulfilling lives.

Still confused? Should I back up and start at the top?

My marriage isn't loveless and my life isn't unfulfilling. I can't speak for Elise or any other women you might be trying to psychoanalyze here.

And no, no need to start again. I got what I wanted out of this thread, which was of course to get you to throw another tantrum.

[Gazpacho]

I'm not crying. I don't really know where you see crying in that post. I was just curious. I mean, my daughter is very authentic and has her own personality, and I'm shocked anybody would think she's fake. I guess shit doesn't translate the same on sludge.

I don't really see where you get off calling me a scumbag, though. Damn, like you're not one. Look at what a venomous little bitch you're being.

No that's how it works. dc gets to make all the accusations he wants around here without proof. ( which in the "real world" is called being full of shit ) Then he has the right to call you a crybaby, or boring, or whatever else he can dream up. Then if you question him whatsoever, even if your question/comment holds merit and corners him to where he "actually" has to prove something he resorts to comments such as "scumbag".

So dc, I will await your comments on how I'm whinning, or being a crybady or whatever new you can come up with. Like I have stated before, it's merely entertainment.

Although I'm still waiting for you to prove to me what alternym your so sure I am.........

Nail meet the head

[deathcurse]

So a person has to be "moron" to call you an asshole?

Sheesh! I knew you were a moron but I didn't think you were a moron of Joeboy caliber.

No, calling me an asshole doesn't make you a moron. You're a moron who calls me an asshole. The two aren't connected. Are you following?

If you don't agree with DEATHCURSE'S assessment of YOUR OWN POSTS - and even his assessment of the reasons you make them - you're an idiot.

Again, you're using Joeboy logic which is amazing. First of all, the two aren't connected. There are bright people here who disagree with me all the time. Secondly, you're acting like I'm the only person who's ever said this about you. I'm not.

Oh, the rich, lovely irony. You don't even realize how fucking crazy you make yourself look.

Yes! I was being ironic! In complaining about the chore of having to read two posts in a row, I was being ironic because several posts earlier, you were doing that. Good! You're starting to come across as someone who might be able to tie their own shoes.

As far as looking crazy, well, I haven't yet tried to get myself banned because I can't stop posting on my own. Do you plan on doing that again soon? The last time you did that was AWESOME.

I got what I wanted out of this thread, which was of course to get you to throw another tantrum.

It's amazing how you make me throw all these tantrums and you're always the one melting down, trying to get yourself banned, leaving the board, etc.

Remember what I was saying about self-awareness? That applies here!

[Iron Duck]

Why don't you save your sanity and pay the 500 bucks yourself. I know it must be at least 3 months of your salary, but just think of the Sludge bliss.

Oh no, JOEBOY CALLED ME POOR!

"Your" - Possessive - "Your grasp of basic English is truly frightening."
"You're" - Contraction ("You Are") - "You're a fucking retard."

I learned that in, I shit you not, SECOND GRADE.

Call me poor all you want. But when push comes to shove, my literacy is more valuable than your....whatever it is you do. Whining and crying about people being mean on the internet.

Sorry dude, but am I just not seeing where he misused "your"? They're all possessive, are they not?

[deathcurse]

Sorry dude, but am I just not seeing where he misused "your"? They're all possessive, are they not?

Oh, it wasn't in that post. He's a consistent abuser of "your."

[chickenona]

That's another thing you always had wrong.

I didn't "try" to get myself banned. I'll admit I was as surprised as anybody when it didn't happen, but the fact of the matter was that I was embarrassed that I'd spent a split second so angry at you that I betrayed a confidential conversation I'd had with Stoner just to get to you, and I was bummed that my buddy had gotten "preemptively" banned. So I didn't really care one way or the other. At that time I genuinely thought I was done with Sludge. Plus someone in my real life had asked me to lay off this board for a while.

As for this mythic "meltdown" you keep insisting I had - well, other than one snarky PM and trying to get back at you for that crack about my dog by taking a swipe at Stoner - for which I subsequently apologized to her, I didn't really engage in any "melty" behavior in that thread. Making twenty pages' worth of very shrill, angry attack posts, often piled four to five deep one on top of the other, screaming "WHERE'S MY BITCH?!?!" when Itjogs would go for fifteen minutes without posting, and changing the thread title two or three times to draw attention to your manic behavior is more my personal definition of a meltdown, but that's just me.

[deathcurse]

You honestly don't think you melted the fuck down? And that I was the one melting down even though my behavior was consistent with how I've always been?

You fucking numbskull, you tried to get banned. You posted gossip about the mod so she would ban you. You weren't "bummed"--you were fucking hysterical. Denying that when anyone can go back and see for themselves makes you look even more like mental case.

chicke, you fail to realize that I'm the same as I've always been. You thought I was smart and funny when I behaved this way towards other people. You've said as much. I'm sure you secretly thought I was crazy and weird; that would be reasonable. But it was when I turned on you that I became this inhuman piece of shit.

That's the demarcation point between being crazy but funny and being a piece of shit--PICKING ON YOU. You're a crybaby. Shit, you're like 50 years old and you're getting genuinely upset about internet stuff. Grow up, retard.

And for the record, OF COURSE I don't want your dog to die. I love animals and your dog is adorable. You would think that you would've gotten that I was just being sick and trying to get under your skin, but NO, you once again show that you are completely oblivious to everything that's going on.

[deathcurse]

By the way, when Metal Sludge is impacting your life so much that your loved ones are asking you to stop posting, I think that's a sign you should STOP POSTING.

I don't want you to stop posting. A lot of people like you. And I have a lot of fun getting these reactions out of you. But seriously, this isn't that big of a deal. Sort your fucking life out. We'll do fine without your expert opinions on everything.