Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Dumbest regular on the gossip board...If Tommy sees this thread, he will simply say that we all hate hair metal and that is why we hate him. You can show him pictures of yourself at hair metal shows and rave about hair metal albums, this does not matter. You can be in a hair metal band. It DOESN'T MATTER! If you make fun of him, you are simply a hair metal "hater". This also makes you a "hipster".

More specifically, if you hate Bon Jovi and like Metallica, you are a fag. If you are a female who likes Metallica and hates Bon Jovi, Tommy thinks you secretly want to have sex with him. ( ) You MUST take a side in this weird Bon Jovi vs Metallica feud, because in Tommy's world, this is a fucking war and he will drown you in words. Paragraph upon paragraph of nonsensical ramblings until you just give up.

saracapri wrote:Dumbest regular on the gossip board...If Tommy sees this thread, he will simply say that we all hate hair metal and that is why we hate him. You can show him pictures of yourself at hair metal shows and rave about hair metal albums, this does not matter. You can be in a hair metal band. It DOESN'T MATTER! If you make fun of him, you are simply a hair metal "hater". This also makes you a "hipster".

More specifically, if you hate Bon Jovi and like Metallica, you are a fag. If you are a female who likes Metallica and hates Bon Jovi, Tommy thinks you secretly want to have sex with him. ( ) You MUST take a side in this weird Bon Jovi vs Metallica feud, because in Tommy's world, this is a fucking war and he will drown you in words. Paragraph upon paragraph of nonsensical ramblings until you just give up.

Great post.

Pee13 is up there as far as being a delusional cunt but 2Tard definitely wins in the Tard Olympics. I mean, who the fuck else has time to write endless paragraphs on the greatness of Slaughter's debut album and other useless shit like that?

SoulsOfBlack wrote:Pee13 is up there as far as being a delusional cunt but 2Tard definitely wins in the Tard Olympics. I mean, who the fuck else has time to write endless paragraphs on the greatness of Slaughter's debut album and other useless shit like that?

There's at least an element of trolling to P13's schtick. He knows what he's doing.

Whereas Tommy genuinely thinks we are all CRAZY for not agreeing with him.

The "hipster" angle in that Sex Pistols thread definitely makes me want to cast my vote for him.

I don't think he's quite the dumbest, but he's up there.

He's probably the dumbest one that's currently posting but a special mention must go to "HollywoodBomb".

SoulsOfBlack wrote:He's probably the dumbest one that's currently posting but a special mention must go to "HollywoodBomb".

LAGlamrocker is up there too.

WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:

SoulsOfBlack wrote:He's probably the dumbest one that's currently posting but a special mention must go to "HollywoodBomb".

LAGlamrocker is up there too.

That's who I always think of. HollywoodBomb is another good choice too.

saracapri wrote: If you are a female who likes Metallica and hates Bon Jovi, Tommy thinks you secretly want to have sex with him..

What if you're a female who used to like both, but now despises both?

Luminiferous wrote:If there was any doubt, the Decline of the Western Civilization thread cemented his victory in the Sludge Hall of Stupidity..

I agree. I wonder how many times he said "my bad" because he was wrong so many fucking times. He's annoying as hell.

I like how Deathcurse described him as "a known carrier of thread-AIDS."

SexxAtraxxion wrote:He's annoying as hell.

Best regards,
the Sexx

Buddy, if it weren't for google you'd have your name on this thread. Tread lightly.

Calexxia wrote:

saracapri wrote: If you are a female who likes Metallica and hates Bon Jovi, Tommy thinks you secretly want to have sex with him..

What if you're a female who used to like both, but now despises both?

Obviously that would make you a wigger.

I think it would be awesome if we took up a collection to get the mod to change his avatar to this:

To answer the question: maybe.

tough call, eh?


To be more specific: Yeah, that faggot's a fag.

thewonkytits wrote:I agree. I wonder how many times he said "my bad" because he was wrong so many fucking times. He's annoying as hell.

Tommy2Tone84 wrote:

exitflagger wrote:

Tommy2Tone84 wrote:Gene Simmons, Lou Reed and members of The Plasmatics worked with Cher so you can fuck off.

Nobody says shit this stupid for real.

My bad, Jean only worked with fucking Lionel Richie, Animalize and Asylum era Kiss and NSync. Yeah, working with Cher would have been a huge step down from that

Cher covered Lou and Gene's song A World Without Heroes. So Lou didn't exactly "collaborate" It's not like Lou's "career" was ever really worth a fuck to begin with.

You're losing it Fagger, go back to your cough syrup and jelly doughnuts

The funniest part is that I had no idea whether any of those people collaborated with Cher or not. I was just commenting that what he said had no relevance to the discussion. So he comes back and admits that everything he said was totally off the mark (on top of irrelevant) and then... tells ME I'M losing it!

I've said it before; I honestly don't know how somebody this stupid makes it through the day without falling victim to some kind of death by Darwinism.

He said Michael Anthony is a better bass player then Geezer Butler so Tommy2Tone84 might actually be deaf and dumb.

WetCherriDude wrote:He seem to have an aggression towards me...

I obviously neglected to pay his mom back on that I.O.U and she couldn't afford to buy him that Poison tour book on the last tour.. My bad..

Funny you posted (I'm a fan) but I was going to say that Tommy2Tone makes WetCherriDude look like Nikola Tesla.

You sound like a compassionate, friendly, loving liberal to me. Why don't you go and try to save the rainforests Noid. BTW, the factory farms need some attention too you feeling son of a bitch!

Tommy2Tone84 tries way too fucking hard, the problem isn't his Mr Peabody attitude it's that he comes off like a screaming pink chihuahua. I actually agree with some of Tommy's rants when he pulls the plug outta his ass.

Tommy, stop trying to force the poop, you're not funny so be normal or put a cork in it.

WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:

SoulsOfBlack wrote:He's probably the dumbest one that's currently posting but a special mention must go to "HollywoodBomb".

LAGlamrocker is up there too.

LAGlamrocker thinks being a flamboyant faggot is rebellious. He only takes an interest in things others find repulsive. Hey dipshit, being a huge faggot isn't going against the grain in 2010. If you didn't care what people think you wouldn't walk around with a bullhorn attached to your fat vagina.

UtahRatt wrote:Tommy2Tone84 tries way too fucking hard, the problem isn't his Mr Peabody attitude it's that he comes off like a screaming pink chihuahua. I actually agree with some of Tommy's rants when he pulls the plug outta his ass.

Tommy, stop trying to force the poop, you're not funny so be normal or put a cork in it.

You're right Utah

saracapri wrote:

Calexxia wrote:

saracapri wrote: If you are a female who likes Metallica and hates Bon Jovi, Tommy thinks you secretly want to have sex with him..

What if you're a female who used to like both, but now despises both?

Obviously that would make you a wigger.

Calexxia has a cool name and is about spot on with both bands these days. She at least calls shit when she sees it and admits they both suck now. You and me on the other hand need some serious help. But at least I don't think Bon Jovi are all that great anymore. In fact, I think they kind of suck now. The Circle blew. You on the other hand think Until It Sleeps is genius and that they're back with Death Magnetic.

hahaha...just read that thread. Tommy2Owned strikes again.