Retard Soup: 2010 Recipe

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He posts mainly on the War Board these days. Check out page 4 where he claims to be Iggy Pop's illegitimate son!
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EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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StefsRockShow is another one in need of fucking the fuck off.
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:He copy/pastes mainly on the War Board these days.
Fixed
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Actually I'd call that "remastering".
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:lol:
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:viewtopic.php?f=12&t=211751


HAHAHA! Completely spaced that thread off.
poizond13 wrote:I have been very bummed out, sad and shocked for most of the night
Artemis2085 wrote:so I blurt out "I love you Paul!
Atomicpunk18 wrote:You see Black Crowes music has gotten me laid multiple times.
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:Actually I'd call that "remastering".
:lol:
Nunose wrote: ↑Mon Dec 27, 2021 3:59 am Goddamn this shit is exhausting...and people still believe his shit.

You can tell all the people who have been bought and paid for by big pharma

Kiss
Metal Sludge
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tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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I am trying to guess who bonedog69 is an alt for, Ghey Man possibly?
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I assumed he was bronsonbrander / Quantavius, because his shit never goes anywhere.
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J. D. wrote:I assumed he was bronsonbrander / Quantavius, because his shit never goes anywhere.
Quantavius was fucking funny as hell when he used to go at it with the Mummy. He got mad boring, though.
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Any chicks on this board like Sean Connery or Roger Moore?
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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:I went into Hatas semi-retirement years ago but this new unstoppable crop of idiots appearing the last year need to be called out. And they've multiplied faster than bed bugs in a Staten Island mattress.

rattfan
bonedog69
Bobby
Moggio
tymaster
muppett butt
MotleyScrew
bang
RockNRollJunkie
hairmetalsux
RichDolt
Ballcrusher
michelish

There are more. Many more.


I have always waited for the day when I would make a Sludge list, and though I never expected to be on the Retard list, ya know, because of my high IQ, well hey! at least I am on a list. Horray! I am right at number 1. Gee I don't know what to say, it's like I am almost speechless. Thanks!
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Drunk Kennedy wrote:you take rattfan off that list right now!! :x

or at least move her to the #2 spot!
:lol: I like to stay at number 1. It makes me feel real special. :mrgreen:
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RubberCrow, anyone?

I mean...
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=238983&start=30

Holy shit.
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Them's some long-ass posts. All that over someone using the word "splice". :lol:
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Jesus Keystroke Christ - did anyone even read that shit?
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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That clown is my new pet project.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Jesus Keystroke Christ - did anyone even read that shit?
Right here. Pretty entertaining melter.
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2012 update:

tym
PastyGothChick
escalation666

They are the onions, carrots, and celery of the 2012 bouillon.
Buh-Bye
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GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
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CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:Jesus Keystroke Christ - did anyone even read that shit?

i first read this as Jesus Keystone Christ
Stoner wrote:
...we stopped at a restaurant to eat and I was wearing a Sludge shirt. Someone came up and asked me if I read the messageboard - I touched cloth for a split second and then said the shirt was my husband's and just looked at them retardedly.
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