Retard Soup: 2010 Recipe

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gr8twhte wrote:My LeatherWoves Concert Review

At first I wasn't sure I could go. The venue (concert place) was three hours away and I just gotta say I get bored talking to myself in the car for more than too hours. I ended up going and I'm glad I did. I got a killer meal at Applebees. They have a lot of nice sandwiches. The waiter even flurted with me. Suck on that, nymphs!

The oping band was not that great but here is 10 pics of them rocking out... the next band was totally awwwsome. They had this one song that got the crowd in a frenzy. The Calling? I remember that song from all the cd;s I buy with my nurses salery. (that is a good job where you have to go to school) I hope my cat, Iggy, is ok. I left him some Tide to snack on.

I didn't like that the band had three guitars. I only like two guitars in my rock n roll if you know what I mean. Unless theyr cute. I got rite up to the front. Thats metal. Why that one faggot next to me barfed, I half no idea. He is a real peace of shit that don't no what a concert is for. I just gotta say that that one song was totally cool. They were headbanging in unison.

Never saw the Leather Timberwolves. They must of canceled. Just glad to xperiance the rock that is availabile to us while we are on this planet because you never know when the nac n cheese is over for you. Hear is ten more pics of the other band. Josh Todd, call me. Rowwww!

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To be fair, she does have some nice-ass titties.

Post um up. If we're gonna hold a proper trial we need all the evidence submitted before the court.
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UtahRatt wrote:
Grendel wrote:
saracapri wrote: Nobody loves (amouthfulofsin220). Go away.
To be fair, she does have some nice-ass titties.

Post um up. If we're gonna hold a proper trial we need all the evidence submitted before the court.
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Skate4RnR wrote: I'll add to the list amouthfulofsin666

Why y'all gotsta be pickin on my little latina/goth/gangsta?

I aim to cornhole her and you're gonna run her off before I get the chance.
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Skate4RnR wrote:
amouthfulofsin220 wrote:
I'll add to the list amouthfulofsin666
The feeling's mutual buddy, because your posts give me an uncontrollable facial tic.

I may come off an irritating 'pseudo-intellectual' cunt, but you come off as hydrocephalic.

Needless to say, it's a hell of a persona, buddy. Really.
Is that a post that you made that wasn't about swallowing dong and ball? I applaud your excellent penmanship, great job. :lol:
Wow, still hydrocephalic...

Really. Stop while you're ahead, because there are no drugs or tattoo ink leaching into my brain to hasten a meltdown in the near future - or ever - from me.
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*ahem*

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gr8twhte wrote:I hope my cat, Iggy, is ok. I left him some Tide to snack on.
LMGDAO

You will eating be a bullet when posting any thread she is on!
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amouthfulofsin220 wrote:
Grendel wrote: To be fair, she does have some nice-ass titties.
*ahem*

How would you know about my tits?

It's me, you can tell me all about it.
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GreazyNutz wrote:
Skate4RnR wrote: I'll add to the list amouthfulofsin666

Why y'all gotsta be pickin on my little latina/goth/gangsta?

I aim to cornhole her and you're gonna run her off before I get the chance.
:(
Who's to say you'd be the one doing the cornholing during our sexual rendezvous?

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amouthfulofsin220 wrote: Wow, still hydrocephalic...

Really. Stop while you're ahead, because there are no drugs or tattoo ink leaching into my brain to hasten a meltdown in the near future - or ever - from me.
Grendel wrote: To be fair, she does have some nice-ass titties.
*ahem*

How would you know about my tits?

It's me, you can tell me all about it.


Do you even know what hydrocephalic means??
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I don't.

But... I guess I'm not dropping it in threads as a pathetic attempt at an insult. So I've got that going for me.
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Neither does she if she is trying to use it as an insult. It literally means "water head" and is the term used for people who have enlarged ventricles in the brain caused by an excess of CSF. Here is the thing, it doesn't affect intelligence AT ALL. Many people who have had traumatic brain injuries can get it and premature babies can get it as well. It is a result of the injury and doesn't CAUSE anything.

There are plenty of people who have it that are of normal intelligence. It is also common for older people to get what is called normal pressure hydrocephalus. The only symptom they get is they lose their balance and have difficulty walking. Again, no loss of intelligence.

It is also easily treated by placing a shunt that runs from the ventricles in the brain and drains the CSF into their abdomen. A surgery that I have seen done in about 30 minutes.

Trust me it is NOT an insult.
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They look funny.
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HA! Only the kids who have it tend to look funny. Since their skulls aren't formed yet then the expanding brain can cause them to have a big head. And usually placement of the VP shunt helps it go down.

Adults OTOH who get it, have no change in their appearance. Since the skull is completely formed their heads do not expand.

And I take it back. It can cause something. Headaches, nausea and vomiting are symptoms as well.
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amouthfulofsin220 wrote:
Who's to say you'd be the one doing the cornholing during our sexual rendezvous?

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MotleyMaiden wrote:HA! Only the kids who have it tend to look funny. Since their skulls aren't formed yet then the expanding brain can cause them to have a big head. And usually placement of the VP shunt helps it go down.

Adults OTOH who get it, have no change in their appearance. Since the skull is completely formed their heads do not expand.

And I take it back. It can cause something. Headaches, nausea and vomiting are symptoms as well.
Thanks for the info, love.

I'm no rockandrolljunkie with the medical jargon, but I'm aware of what it is. My parents worked around kids who didn't get that neat little shunt in time (third world country and all), and let me tell you, those kids were never going to be Rhodes Scholars. Those are the ones I was talking about.

Now I feel like an asshole for bunching him in with those poor kids.

Fine. Skate's just a fucking idiot...you know, the connotative meaning of idiot, not the denotative.
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a mouth full of foot wrote:
Grendel wrote: To be fair, she does have some nice-ass titties.
*ahem*

How would you know about my tits?

It's me, you can tell me all about it.
Sorry, Grendel - I misread. It happens even in the best families...

...now back to the regularly scheduled tomfoolery.
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MotleyMaiden wrote:Neither does she if she is trying to use it as an insult. It literally means "water head" and is the term used for people who have enlarged ventricles in the brain caused by an excess of CSF. Here is the thing, it doesn't affect intelligence AT ALL. Many people who have had traumatic brain injuries can get it and premature babies can get it as well. It is a result of the injury and doesn't CAUSE anything.

There are plenty of people who have it that are of normal intelligence. It is also common for older people to get what is called normal pressure hydrocephalus. The only symptom they get is they lose their balance and have difficulty walking. Again, no loss of intelligence.

It is also easily treated by placing a shunt that runs from the ventricles in the brain and drains the CSF into their abdomen. A surgery that I have seen done in about 30 minutes.

Trust me it is NOT an insult.
Whew! I was worried! So what you're telling me is that she may be mentally retarded?

Mouthfullofsin, what makes you think I'm so ignorant? Is it because you annoy me therefore I muse be a foul waste? :lol:
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There might be a new ingredient to the soup..

Cliffenstein's posts makes AngryAgain look like Ghandi.. :lol:
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Luminiferous wrote:There might be a new ingredient to the soup..

Cliffenstein's posts makes AngryAgain look like Ghandi.. :lol:
Nothing and no one could make AngryAgain look like anything but a fat, whiny loser who's pissed off at the world because he's failed at life.
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What country did he bail off to because he couldn't hold a job at Target?
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Luminiferous wrote:What country did he bail off to because he couldn't hold a job at Target?
Singapore. And he's whining about that country too! :lol:
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Landshark2000 wrote:
Luminiferous wrote:What country did he bail off to because he couldn't hold a job at Target?
Singapore. And he's whining about that country too! :lol:
Where in the world do you see him at? He quit posting at Metal Blast a long time ago and I wondered what happened to him.
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thewonkytits wrote:
Landshark2000 wrote:
Luminiferous wrote:What country did he bail off to because he couldn't hold a job at Target?
Singapore. And he's whining about that country too! :lol:
Where in the world do you see him at? He quit posting at Metal Blast a long time ago and I wondered what happened to him.
He got pissed off because after all his conspiracy theory/political spamming that the mod created a board just for political discussion and he complained about his rights being violated and that the political board was created to make him look silly.. :lol:

He was banned soon after that for being pretty much a hysterical assclown..
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he used to be one of the most harmless posters on this board

how he spiraled out of control is a mystery
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Is this "Rate My Looks" guy?
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J. D. wrote:Is this "Rate My Looks" guy?
That's Cliffenstein, and that's still a benchmark in attention-whoredom for this website which is saying a lot. That bit of retardery earned him out of mere ingredient-for-soup status and into a full-on main course entree.
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SoulsOfBlack wrote: viewtopic.php?f=12&t=211751
:lol: I forgot about "Is Cliffy cool lookin'?" :lol:

How fucking gay.
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My favourite line in that thread is "When's your wife's planet invading earth?"
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:viewtopic.php?f=12&t=211751

Holy shit.


I hadn't seen that thread before.


What a complete asshole. Is he still posting?
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