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Deep Purple singers

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Who was the best Deep Purple vocalist of all time? I am gonna have to go with Joe Lynn Turner.
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Nah.
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bonedog69 wrote:Everyone please FOE SoulsOfBlack. Thank you.
Is this FOUR topics about this guy? Fuck off.
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J. D. wrote:
bonedog69 wrote:Everyone please FOE SoulsOfBlack. Thank you.
Is this FOUR topics about this guy? Fuck off.
He brings it on himself. Fuck you, J.D. If I wanted any of your mouth, I would undo my zipper.
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bonedog69 wrote:Everyone please FOE SoulsOfBlack. Thank you.
Done!
Is this FOUR topics about this guy?
You never know with bone. He edits his posts like crazy and by the end of the day he could change it to "everyone foe UtahRatt" or Lumi, or Skate. He's done that on pretty much every thread he's ever started. I'm starting to think boney might be a schizo.
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bonedog69 wrote:Everyone please FOE SoulsOfBlack. Thank you.
No. Fuck you. You're welcome.

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.........Nah.
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Rainbow Bright wrote:.........Nah.
Rainbow-Not-So-Bright, I was not talking to you. I was only talking to people who think for themselves. You keep on following your leader, sweetie.
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lolwut?
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You know, if you weren't as big of a poseur as Rav_Sputnik was or a leaky colostomy bag of a poster, then you might not catch as much shit here. Food for thought, Sugar Tits.
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Rainbow Bright wrote:You know, if you weren't as big of a poseur as Rav_Sputnik was or a leaky colostomy bag of a poster, then you might not catch as much shit here. Food for thought, Sugar Tits.
If I wanted your advice I would be asking you which butt plug is the best.
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bonedog69 wrote:
Rainbow Bright wrote:.........Nah.
Rainbow-Not-So-Bright, I was not talking to you. I was only talking to people who think for themselves. You keep on following your leader, sweetie.

What's your beef with Rainbow? And what's this "follow the leader" nonsense? RBO's been here forever and although we haven't had much interaction, I consider one of the coolest people here. And the advice you got was pretty spot-on. If you'd lay off this Jani Lane sober crusade and the "I'm a gay, black, recovering addict, etc.", you might not be considered such a (bone)dunce. I reallly thought you would've caught on by now.
Now how long till you edit this thread, tuck tail, and announce you're leaving for sleazeroxx (again)?
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I give it five days before he throws another hissy fit.
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bonedog69 wrote:
J. D. wrote:
bonedog69 wrote:Everyone please FOE SoulsOfBlack. Thank you.
Is this FOUR topics about this guy? Fuck off.
He brings it on himself. Fuck you, J.D. If I wanted any of your mouth, I would undo my zipper.
Ooh, two snaps up, girlfrien'...

...You cliche altnym fucktard.
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Rainbow Bright wrote:I give it five days before he throws another hissy fit.
5 days? :lol:
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Why did this fag even post a topic like this in this forum? Poor little taint-tickler must be attention starved. I guess even his fellow homos at the "Plug 'n Spit" bar are even tired of his fagginess.
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Lucifer Sam wrote:Why did this fag even post a topic like this in this forum? Poor little taint-tickler must be attention starved. I guess even his fellow homos at the "Plug 'n Spit" bar are even tired of his fagginess.

Because the thread was originally called:
bonedog69 wrote:Everyone please FOE SoulsOfBlack. Thank you.
Then last night he saw that things weren't exactly going as he had hoped and edited it not once but twice!
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I'm eagerly awaiting bonedog's next Hatas thread that backfires on him and he renames as "Puppies and kittens are cute and awesome!" And in the process looks like a poster incapable of starting a thread on the appropriate board for it.
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:
Rainbow Bright wrote:I give it five days before he throws another hissy fit.
5 days? :lol:
I was being generous.
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Lucifer Sam wrote:Why did this fag even post a topic like this in this forum? Poor little taint-tickler must be attention starved. I guess even his fellow homos at the "Plug 'n Spit" bar are even tired of his fagginess.
If you will stop using the word "fag" out of respect for me, I will stop using the word "retard" out of respect for you. Deal?
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I will stop if you promise to change the thread titles back to what they were originally.
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EZrocker wrote:I am not an "obsessive Jani Lane fan". I don't even own a Warrant album, and I have never seen Jani live. I think Uncle Tom's Cabin is a good tune, but otherwise I could give a shit.
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bonedog69 wrote:
Lucifer Sam wrote:Why did this fag even post a topic like this in this forum? Poor little taint-tickler must be attention starved. I guess even his fellow homos at the "Plug 'n Spit" bar are even tired of his fagginess.
If you will stop using the word "fag" out of respect for me, I will stop using the word "retard" out of respect for you. Deal?
This thread is about MUSIC. Stay on topic or GTFO troll..

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Ian Gillan surely is the king of Deep Purple singers, by far!
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lerxstcat wrote:Ian Gillan surely is the king of Deep Purple singers, by far!
Yeah, Ian is probably their most recognized vocalist, because of Machine Head, but Glenn Hughes was pretty bad ass during his tenure.
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bonedog69 wrote:
Lucifer Sam wrote:Why did this fag even post a topic like this in this forum? Poor little taint-tickler must be attention starved. I guess even his fellow homos at the "Plug 'n Spit" bar are even tired of his fagginess.
If you will stop using the word "fag" out of respect for me, I will stop using the word "retard" out of respect for you. Deal?
Are we about to have a meltdown, fag? Your little schtick is about as used up as the tub of butter you hump, fag.
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Lucifer Sam wrote:Are we about to have a meltdown, fag? Your little schtick is about as used up as the tub of butter you hump, fag.
You need to STFU punk-ass, bitch-made, newbie troll. Nobody thinks your schtick is funny.
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Everybody that reads the Sludge boards wrote:
phoneydog69, you need to STFU punk-ass, bitch-made, newbie troll. Nobody thinks your schtick is funny.We're only here to talk about music.
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SOB, I can't hear you. You are foed, and I know it drives you crazy because you crave my attention and you keep following my posts! I have to say my Sludge experience has been much more enjoyable without your incessant bullying! But I still wish you a Happy New Year!
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bonedog69 wrote:SOB, I can't hear you. You are foed, and I know it drives you crazy because you crave my attention and you keep following my posts! I have to say my Sludge experience has been much more enjoyable without your incessant bullying! But I still wish you a Happy New Year!
I figured the fag would pull out the "bully" card.

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