HMJ: Lord of The Mongs

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MitziDupree wrote:Our insults mean nothing to this guy, Skate!
They mean nothing! I can not make him cry!
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MitziDupree wrote:Our insults mean nothing to this guy, Skate!

This poor kid is used to dancing like a monkey on the end of a string for greasy dollar bills.

Kowtowing to hordes of overweight, imperious tourists and their sticky, snot nosed spawn in hopes of them leaving a couple of meager, ketchup-smeared bucks under the salt shaker.

It can't get much more humiliating than that. Sludge must seem like a walk in the park.
bet he slays the snatch on plenty of fish.
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saracapri wrote:To be fair, I suspect he lives in his car. I mean, who doesn't have a fridge?
Not true, in fact he has two.

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On Steven Tyler knocking up a 14 year old girl back in the 70s and the resulting pregnancy ending in an abortion:
HMJ wrote:God damn. The 70s must've rocked.
Along with his music, this is further proof that this dickhead has no idea what does and does not "rock".
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Might he possibly have some awareness of his limited abilities?
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HMJ wrote:
Cooperkill wrote:Hammerfall Infected is a huge pile of shit.
Aye. What a fucking disappointment. I really liked the last one.
LOL @ "Aye". :lol:

Ah, it's a long way to Tipperary, eh Paddy-O? :lol:
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exitflagger wrote:
HMJ wrote:
Cooperkill wrote:Hammerfall Infected is a huge pile of shit.
Aye. What a fucking disappointment. I really liked the last one.
LOL @ "Aye". :lol:

Ah, it's a long way to Tipperary, eh Paddy-O? :lol:
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HMJ wrote:I never understood people who hold hostility towards their parents. My dad was a crazy, angry dude. Kicking me around and throwing shit around the house like a madman. I thought it sucked when I was little, yeah...but as I got older I realized "Holy fuck kids are fucking annoying!" and I realized where my dad was coming from. Now we get along great.
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From cookie's thread in the Lounge about the London riots:
HMJ wrote:I can't wait til this happens in the states. Wal-Marts in Detroit being annihilated. National Guard being called in. So much better than your typical daytime programming.
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Actually, there aren't any Walmarts in Detroit proper. They're all in the surrounding cities. Yeah, 700,000 people in a city and not a single Walmart. Only 4 Starbucks too: One in a casino, one in the Renaissance Center (the GM headquarters), one on a college campus (Wayne State), and other one at a major intersection. Poor Detroit :(
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WackyWalrus wrote:Actually, there aren't any Walmarts in Detroit proper. They're all in the surrounding cities. Yeah, 700,000 people in a city and not a single Walmart. Only 4 Starbucks too: One in a casino, one in the Renaissance Center (the GM headquarters), one on a college campus (Wayne State), and other one at a major intersection. Poor Detroit :(
Are you kidding me? My shitty little backwater boasts 2 Walmarts and 2 Starbucks. Compared to Detroit we're downright prosperous. Then again, most places are.
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Check the websites and use the find nearest location function if you don't believe me.
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WackyWalrus wrote:Actually, there aren't any Walmarts in Detroit proper.

It wouldn't be too profitable with 2 checkers and 50 loss prevention staff, per shift.
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Aye.
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Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:
I'm guessing Dad wasn't in the picture much when you were a kid, huh?


HMJ wrote:My dad was a crazy, angry dude. Kicking me around and throwing shit around the house like a madman. I thought it sucked when I was little.
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:lol: I thought it sucked when I was little.
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Skate4RnR wrote::lol: I thought it sucked when I was little.


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HMJ wrote:
DEATH ROW JOE wrote:
HMJ wrote:If someone NEVER drinks...well they're probably up to something. I don't trust em.
Who could possibly be looking for your trust? A $1000 car repair nearly put your sorry ass out of the poor house and into the street. You're a HUGE fucking loser.
Why? Because I don't make as much as you? Go fuck yourself, I'll stab you to death like your homeless in Orange County. I work just as much as anyone, don't you dare accuse me of being a fucking loser you braindead faggot, you contribute nothing to this board and you should be fucking removed.
^^^ He mad

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: etc
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Wow, that could be copy-and-pasted into an argument with a Gossip Board tard. Like that one D13 post.
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I don't know what it is about EYU (Death Row Joe, etc.) that makes people go full-on apeshit. I don't know if it's timing, tone, or what the fuck but that motherfucker's got the magic meltdown touch.

Since when does calling somebody a "huge loser" trigger homicidal rage on this site? :lol: That's like saying "How do you do" around here.
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Isn't HMJ supposed to be cool with people calling him a douche and stuff? That was a weird outburst.
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What a great attitude :roll:
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Someone says that they just found out that their mom has cancer and Medicare isn't covering all of her care, so what does HMongJ have to say about it?
HMJ wrote:Would you have preferred her to be killed instantly? How else did you think the roller coaster was going to end? You get tragic/sudden or drawn out/expensive.
HMJ wrote:I merely stated facts. I would waste a dime providing healthcare for an elderly family member. People fucking die, my limited finances don't need to suffer too.
HMJ wrote:!?!?!?!

Ok, continuing living in chosen ignorance of an unfortunate eventuality. It's not bad karma, I'm not picking off kids with a sniper rifle as they skip down a spiral slide at the playground. I'm telling you how it is and not offering any fake internet sympathy. Every person I care about and who cares about me will fucking die and I don't get to choose how or when. So I won't shake my fist at the sky (or the government) in befuddled angry frustration when that day arrives.
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HMJ wrote:I merely stated facts. I would waste a dime providing healthcare for an elderly family member. People fucking die, my limited finances don't need to suffer too.
I knew the dude was a loser, but this pretty much caps the douchebag float... :roll:
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Luminiferous wrote:
HMJ wrote:I merely stated facts. I would waste a dime providing healthcare for an elderly family member. People fucking die, my limited finances don't need to suffer too.
I knew the dude was a loser, but this pretty much caps the douchebag float... :roll:
Someone should notify the homeless shelters that he's stealing their toilet paper.
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What a strange chap.
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Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:
Luminiferous wrote:
HMJ wrote:I merely stated facts. I would waste a dime providing healthcare for an elderly family member. People fucking die, my limited finances don't need to suffer too.
I knew the dude was a loser, but this pretty much caps the douchebag float... :roll:
Someone should notify the homeless shelters that he's stealing their toilet paper.
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EvilRockPosh wrote:What a strange chap.
Not really - he's a textbook case of Vacuum Poverty Fuckery; he's bitter that he doesn't have as much as he feels entitled to, so he holds on to what little he has, letting nothing leave his insular existence while completely oblivious to the fact that it's also why nothing gets in.

After the DUI thread, it was clear that he perceives the world only in terms of how convenient it is for him. Everyone knows someone like him, too; he's that friend you have that lives like an adolescent and blames his lack of any real adult accomplishment on completely imagined prejudices and the world at large.

HMJ is a man child in the truest sense of the word...if you even want to call him a man.
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Grendel wrote:Does anyone else feel that HMJ is what Dan Starr was like in 1992?
Minus the Leif Garret poster and the little boys..that's a pretty spot-on assessment.
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