HMJ: Lord of The Mongs

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Aye.
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Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:
I'm guessing Dad wasn't in the picture much when you were a kid, huh?


HMJ wrote:My dad was a crazy, angry dude. Kicking me around and throwing shit around the house like a madman. I thought it sucked when I was little.
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:lol: I thought it sucked when I was little.
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Skate4RnR wrote::lol: I thought it sucked when I was little.


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HMJ wrote:
DEATH ROW JOE wrote:
HMJ wrote:If someone NEVER drinks...well they're probably up to something. I don't trust em.
Who could possibly be looking for your trust? A $1000 car repair nearly put your sorry ass out of the poor house and into the street. You're a HUGE fucking loser.
Why? Because I don't make as much as you? Go fuck yourself, I'll stab you to death like your homeless in Orange County. I work just as much as anyone, don't you dare accuse me of being a fucking loser you braindead faggot, you contribute nothing to this board and you should be fucking removed.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: etc
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Wow, that could be copy-and-pasted into an argument with a Gossip Board tard. Like that one D13 post.
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I don't know what it is about EYU (Death Row Joe, etc.) that makes people go full-on apeshit. I don't know if it's timing, tone, or what the fuck but that motherfucker's got the magic meltdown touch.

Since when does calling somebody a "huge loser" trigger homicidal rage on this site? :lol: That's like saying "How do you do" around here.
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Isn't HMJ supposed to be cool with people calling him a douche and stuff? That was a weird outburst.
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What a great attitude :roll:
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Someone says that they just found out that their mom has cancer and Medicare isn't covering all of her care, so what does HMongJ have to say about it?
HMJ wrote:Would you have preferred her to be killed instantly? How else did you think the roller coaster was going to end? You get tragic/sudden or drawn out/expensive.
HMJ wrote:I merely stated facts. I would waste a dime providing healthcare for an elderly family member. People fucking die, my limited finances don't need to suffer too.
HMJ wrote:!?!?!?!

Ok, continuing living in chosen ignorance of an unfortunate eventuality. It's not bad karma, I'm not picking off kids with a sniper rifle as they skip down a spiral slide at the playground. I'm telling you how it is and not offering any fake internet sympathy. Every person I care about and who cares about me will fucking die and I don't get to choose how or when. So I won't shake my fist at the sky (or the government) in befuddled angry frustration when that day arrives.
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HMJ wrote:I merely stated facts. I would waste a dime providing healthcare for an elderly family member. People fucking die, my limited finances don't need to suffer too.
I knew the dude was a loser, but this pretty much caps the douchebag float... :roll:
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Luminiferous wrote:
HMJ wrote:I merely stated facts. I would waste a dime providing healthcare for an elderly family member. People fucking die, my limited finances don't need to suffer too.
I knew the dude was a loser, but this pretty much caps the douchebag float... :roll:
Someone should notify the homeless shelters that he's stealing their toilet paper.
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What a strange chap.
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Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:
Luminiferous wrote:
HMJ wrote:I merely stated facts. I would waste a dime providing healthcare for an elderly family member. People fucking die, my limited finances don't need to suffer too.
I knew the dude was a loser, but this pretty much caps the douchebag float... :roll:
Someone should notify the homeless shelters that he's stealing their toilet paper.
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EvilRockPosh wrote:What a strange chap.
Not really - he's a textbook case of Vacuum Poverty Fuckery; he's bitter that he doesn't have as much as he feels entitled to, so he holds on to what little he has, letting nothing leave his insular existence while completely oblivious to the fact that it's also why nothing gets in.

After the DUI thread, it was clear that he perceives the world only in terms of how convenient it is for him. Everyone knows someone like him, too; he's that friend you have that lives like an adolescent and blames his lack of any real adult accomplishment on completely imagined prejudices and the world at large.

HMJ is a man child in the truest sense of the word...if you even want to call him a man.
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Grendel wrote:Does anyone else feel that HMJ is what Dan Starr was like in 1992?
Minus the Leif Garret poster and the little boys..that's a pretty spot-on assessment.
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HMJ wrote:The yapping was so annoying. Glad he got stomped. Talk about instant gratification. I wish a horse would come along and do that when a baby is crying on an airplane.
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canadianhavoc wrote:
HMJ wrote:The yapping was so annoying. Glad he got stomped. Talk about instant gratification. I wish a horse would come along and do that when a baby is crying on an airplane.
Classy dude.
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Unfortunately at this point he's just playing it up to entertain himself. Yes, he's obviously a scummy fucking shitheel. But we knew that a long time ago. Now he just wants to see how much attention he can get for it. Just saying.
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exitflagger wrote:Unfortunately at this point he's just playing it up to entertain himself. Yes, he's obviously a scummy fucking shitheel. But we knew that a long time ago. Now he just wants to see how much attention he can get for it. Just saying.


Yup now he is trying too hard.

I wish he would shut himself in his refrigerator.

Oh wait.....
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He's as predictable as a mullet at a NASCAR race. Whenever he gets called out on saying stupid shit, he immediately goes all PeeWee Herman "I meant to do that" and starts amping it up and going over the top.
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He is in NOLA now?? Where is Katrina when you need her?
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At first, I thought the guy was going for a Lemmy-ish thang with his vocal, but on closer examination, it sounds more like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye8mB6VsUHw
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNMdg9Cr ... ure=relmfu

I'm just shocked that he never reached the status of Motley Crue, GNR or Stonedbread...

I mean sure, the sound of the billiard balls being broke had more rhythm, the song is a complete riff stolen from Sharp Dressed Man and the 6 employees seemed excited about his set, but the guy just oozes machismo like that of a homosexual Zakk Wylde..

Liquor companies should be lining up to use this clown's tunes..
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He sounds like what would happen if Tom Waits took a shit in David Lee Roth's mouth.
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Yeah, I've seen that before and it's fucking unbearable.
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Wait, someone actually likes me? You fucked up, brah.
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Is this his brush from from the gig?
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HMJ wrote: My current roommate has 2 large dogs and 3 cats. I must tolerate and help take care of them. Whatever. I have no connection to them or any other animal. They're just there. I try to ignore them as much as possible. I don't even pet them.
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