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Posted: **Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:28 am**

UtahRatt wrote:
thewonkytits wrote:

Has he ever explained what's going on in that clip? Who thought that was a good idea HMJ? You understand that makes you look like the biggest fucking dolt ever to take stage?

He marches to the beat of his own shitty drummer.

Posted: **Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:29 am**

His drummer is obviously Peter Criss.

Posted: **Wed Feb 09, 2011 9:48 am**

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:His drummer is obviously Peter Criss.

Or Abe Freshley.

Posted: **Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:30 pm**

Hilarious to actually see HMJ making fun of Fifi Larue's music on Sleazeroxx as if he's some sort of authority on how to be a successful musician..

Posted: **Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:29 am**

On relationships and counseling:

HMJ wrote:If you have to 'talk' about something....it's over, man.

On the media attacks in Egypt:

Watching the media get shit kicked is awesome. I have waited so long for this. If I was running around in the riot it would be one of those moments...

"Hey wait, who's the cunt with the camera? They want to sell this shit to the world? Fuck him."

And my favorite:

HMJ wrote:I always keep my hair brush with me. Having long hair it irritates me as it gets tangled throughout the day. I probably brush it out once every 2 or 3 hours. If I lose the brush I have to buy a new one right away.

Posted: **Fri Feb 18, 2011 5:56 am**

MARSHA, MARSHA, MARSHA!

Posted: **Sun Apr 10, 2011 6:49 pm**

From the Drunk Driving thread:

HMJ wrote:
Hilary_Duff_McKagan wrote:
HMJ wrote:If I go out in LA - absolutely. Occasionally I have slept in my car if I thought 'ok, bad idea' but for the most part I drink and drive fairly routinely. But I only go out really hard maybe once every 2-3 weeks.

What the fuck do you expect me to do? Leave my car somewhere? Ride the bus? Pay for a taxi? Fuck that.
So, your entertainment is more important that the life of the other drivers on the street...and their passengers?

Instead of drinking at the clubs, why not wait till you get home to drink? (Are you too weak to resist peer pressure?) Don't want to drink alone? Then invite your friends to your house to drink with you. (What's wrong...your "friends" don't want to come to your place even to drink?) If you can't exercise self control, then you could at least get a hotel room; leave your car there, and get a taxi to and from the bar.
Ok, there is clearly a generation gap here...or age difference. I feel like I am talking to my mother....

-Drink at home? WTF? There is nothing here. I drink when I go out to meet people. Not for the sake of getting trashed. If anything I am trying to meet women - if that doesn't work I settle for a 7-11 sandwich. Why the fuck would I wait until 4am when I got home to START drinking? Retarded.

My friends all live far away. Thank you LA geography. I have to go to them 99% of the time. My main drinking buddy is in Highland Park. We both have to drive to meet somewhere in Hollywood.

Exercise self control? I'd like to see you live a single day in my life. Walk 4 miles to and from work, run 5 miles in 40 minutes at the gym and live off a 10 dollar a day food budget. Also work a full day of getting a newspaper together, band practice, write video treatments and read scripts. I do all that but I am not allowed to have fun? Unless I pay 200 to a cab to get from my house to a bar and back?

Man, seriously fuck you people.

HMJ wrote:Oh boo fucking hoo. This argument, really? Pay for my hotel room and I won't drive then. Thanks.

Posted: **Sun Apr 10, 2011 7:18 pm**

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong wrote:From the Drunk Driving thread:

HMJ wrote:Oh boo fucking hoo. This argument, really? Pay for my hotel room and I won't drive then. Thanks.

I would be glad to help pay for his cemetery plot if he put it to use forthwith.

Posted: **Sun Apr 10, 2011 7:41 pm**

HMJ wrote:Exercise self control? I'd like to see you live a single day in my life. Walk 4 miles to and from work, run 5 miles in 40 minutes at the gym and live off a 10 dollar a day food budget. Also work a full day of getting a newspaper together, band practice, write video treatments and read scripts. I do all that but I am not allowed to have fun? Unless I pay 200 to a cab to get from my house to a bar and back?

Man, seriously fuck you people.

I've heard some stupid shit said on this board before but this has to rank in the Top 5 of all time..

Posted: **Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:44 am**

To be fair, I suspect he lives in his car. I mean, who doesn't have a fridge?

Posted: **Mon Apr 11, 2011 8:03 am**

I think he has a "Kingpin" type of set up where he buttfucks some ugly old lady so she'll let him sleep in her closet and do his laundry.

Posted: **Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:04 am**

Judging by the look of his khakis in the photo, I'd say she doesn't own a washer either..

Posted: **Mon Apr 11, 2011 3:24 pm**

But he's so dreamy

Posted: **Tue Apr 12, 2011 7:16 am**

Hahaha. Dude delivers newspapers in his mid-twenties.

Posted: **Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:05 am**

Says the guy who's a waiter at the Rainforest Cafe.

Posted: **Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:18 am**

Yup. My being a waiter is clearly taking job opportunities from 8-year-olds.

Posted: **Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:42 am**

I'm certainly no champion of HMJ, but where the fuck did you get the idea that he delivers newspapers?

If this is true, it could useful information.

Then again, the chances of getting something useful from you are slim to none.

Fucking waiter. Fill up my water glass, boy.

Posted: **Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:55 pm**

By "getting a newspaper together" I assume he means adding the correct flyers and bagging them before delivery. Take it and run, Muttzi.

Posted: **Wed Apr 13, 2011 1:23 pm**

Wow. That was clever. In all my years on Sludge, no one's ever come up with Mutzi. Or Musti. Or Ditzi. Or Bitchi. Or Pissy GoPee.

Way to school me, Rusty Fuck.

Ooh. That was so much fun.

Posted: **Wed Apr 13, 2011 3:18 pm**

Original or not, mine was at least effective in calling you a mutt, which carries with it an implication of canine features. What have you achieved by calling me rusty? It could actually be an excuse for my allegedly poor flaming skills, with the idea that I was once better and have stagnated over an elongated period of time. Thank you for recognising my condition.

In short: HMJ delivers newspapers.

Posted: **Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:59 pm**

In short: you're still a dumbass.

Posted: **Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:08 pm**

Even with a guitar in his hand, he's still unattractive and dirty looking. That's pretty hard to do. Congrats, HMJ!

Posted: **Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:18 pm**

Oh stop playing hard to get. You know want to strap one on and ram him from behind whilst pulling his lovely blond locks.

Posted: **Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:52 pm**

Sixdgritt wrote:Oh stop playing hard to get. You know want to strap one on and ram him from behind whilst pulling his lovely blond locks.

Strap on a seat belt and ram him from behind with a truck!

Posted: **Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:36 pm**

Kristi Vicious wrote:In short: you're still a dumbass.

"In. Short." -Your cavemom talking about your conception.

Posted: **Wed Apr 13, 2011 8:50 pm**

Umm..what? That makes no fucking sense.

You're still a dumbass.

Posted: **Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:48 am**

Yes he is.

Which explains why he's a waiter.

At Rainforest Cafe.

He has dreams, though, dammit!

Posted: **Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:41 am**

Dreams are, like jobs, of the, future. So really, in five, years I've, surpassed you.

Posted: **Thu Apr 14, 2011 8:02 pm**

HE IGNURNT!

Posted: **Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:48 am**

Our insults mean nothing to this guy, Skate!

This poor kid is used to dancing like a monkey on the end of a string for greasy dollar bills.

Kowtowing to hordes of overweight, imperious tourists and their sticky, snot nosed spawn in hopes of them leaving a couple of meager, ketchup-smeared bucks under the salt shaker.

It can't get much more humiliating than that. Sludge must seem like a walk in the park.

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