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speaking of suck... that was purdy bad jdv.JDV wrote:FreaKShoW wrote:Why the fuck do I keep making these lame lists.
It's probably because your petri dish of suck is spreading through the boards faster than Ebola through an African village.
He's one of the cool kids.FreaKShoW wrote: And you are?
Kristi Vicious wrote:
Someone clone her now, so we have an army of Mitzis when she dies.
BUMSEX wrote:
speaking of suck... that was purdy bad jdv.
2/10!
FreaKShoW wrote: And you are?
Nevermind,I could care less.My only wish in life is to be considered cool amongst the "kool kids" of sludge.
Sadly that day will never come and my sadness will ripple through time like a dying star.
If only some of you had the balls/ovaries to reveal your horrid selves maybe I could have half of much fun as the cool kids.
LOL!!!!JDV wrote:BUMSEX wrote:
speaking of suck... that was purdy bad jdv.
2/10!
Thanks for the criticism, you walking Deliverance joke.
If that table in the proverbial lunchroom is not full of subspecies such as yourselves I will remain here for the rest of my time on sludge,in bliss.MitziDupree wrote:He's one of the cool kids.FreaKShoW wrote: And you are?
The fact that you don't know this forever tethers your ass to the loser table in the lunchroom.
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:There's zero need for tit shots on here anyway. The best ones possible have already been posted and they still looked average to me.
Kristi Vicious wrote:
Someone clone her now, so we have an army of Mitzis when she dies.
MitziDupree wrote:That made absolutely no sense.
Don't try to write like a grown up. You fuck it up every time.
Revert to your more familiar vocabulary of grunts and clicks and try it again.
Kristi Vicious wrote:
Someone clone her now, so we have an army of Mitzis when she dies.
I'm not surprised that it didn't make any sense to you.I will dumb myself down next time I reply to one of your posts.MitziDupree wrote:That made absolutely no sense.
Don't try to write like a grown up. You fuck it up every time.
Revert to your more familiar vocabulary of grunts and clicks and try it again.
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:There's zero need for tit shots on here anyway. The best ones possible have already been posted and they still looked average to me.
....and you must be the class clown.What does your yearbook say about you? I could only imagine.Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:MitziDupree wrote:That made absolutely no sense.
Don't try to write like a grown up. You fuck it up every time.
Revert to your more familiar vocabulary of grunts and clicks and try it again.
If the lunchroom area of the websites remains free from the subspecies of ya'll peoples which are propegatin' the most perpetrashun', I.....uh....
...that is all. Party liquor! YOW!
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:There's zero need for tit shots on here anyway. The best ones possible have already been posted and they still looked average to me.
Don't fucking address me until you're spoken to, you ditch-digging tard ape.FreaKShoW wrote: given
Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:Don't fucking address me until you're spoken to, you ditch-digging tard ape.FreaKShoW wrote: given
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:There's zero need for tit shots on here anyway. The best ones possible have already been posted and they still looked average to me.
Sam reaches down and achieves his inner HairbangersJunkie... well done my friend!Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:MitziDupree wrote:That made absolutely no sense.
Don't try to write like a grown up. You fuck it up every time.
Revert to your more familiar vocabulary of grunts and clicks and try it again.
If the lunchroom area of the websites remains free from the subspecies of ya'll peoples which are propegatin' the most perpetrashun', I.....uh....
...that is all. Party liquor! YOW!
But on that lunch table are pitri dishes garnished with chlamydia!!FreaKShoW wrote:If that table in the proverbial lunchroom is not full of subspecies such as yourselves I will remain here for the rest of my time on sludge,in bliss.
I'm honored to be exempt.
You can't dumb yourself down any more. This forum doesn't allow you to post pop-up books.FreaKShoW wrote: I will dumb myself down next time....
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:There's zero need for tit shots on here anyway. The best ones possible have already been posted and they still looked average to me.
FreaKShoW wrote:Point takING
Kristi Vicious wrote:
Someone clone her now, so we have an army of Mitzis when she dies.
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:There's zero need for tit shots on here anyway. The best ones possible have already been posted and they still looked average to me.
MitziDupree wrote:
FreakShow has shown a near-desperate desire to be reviled and ridiculed in recent weeks, flamboyantly throwing his drool cup into the ring for Tardbowl consideration.
FreaKShoW wrote:Come on coach!
Put me in.I'm ready.
Christ, I'm about to break into song here!
You dont want that,trust me.
In all honesty I could name about 20 more worthy contenders for that position.You guys dont really have your eye on the ball now.Do you?MitziDupree wrote:FreaKShoW wrote:Point takING
Tard typING
Lumi, we're back with our weekly update. The opportunity for a walk-on team position excites and invigorates Dolts of all ages, and this year is no exception.
FreakShow has shown a near-desperate desire to be reviled and ridiculed in recent weeks, flamboyantly throwing his drool cup into the ring for Tardbowl consideration.
Savvy scouts watch these needy antics with a jaundiced eye to distinguish true Tard talent from a player simply suffering from a dominating spouse, demeaning employment or a rural primary education.
Aggressive FreakShow antics, while certainly Dolt-worthy, have a contrived feel and may eliminate him from consideration. He may have played his hand too early, tipping off coaches as to how much pleasure he'd receive from making the Tardbowl team.
Past championships have proven it's nothing about pleasure and everything about mocking humiliation. Back to you, Lumi!
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:There's zero need for tit shots on here anyway. The best ones possible have already been posted and they still looked average to me.
Luminiferous wrote:I have to agree with Mitzi, although it might be too early to tell with these start ups like th' ShoW...
Let's not forget TheGREAT_Spiderious. The bold tough Telly Savalas rookie ownmeister-in-training who came here to kick some ass, but sadly fell immediately to injury, nailing himself bending over for his own soap by his second post, thereby ending what could have been what might have been a true Tardbowl finalist..
One can hope that maybe Lersx Lombardi can pm th' ShoW some tips and help him slow down his approach and allow it to come naturally like the gentle touch of throngs of women to freshly Pantene'd hair..
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:There's zero need for tit shots on here anyway. The best ones possible have already been posted and they still looked average to me.
Drunk Mazeraturd wrote: ...but hes going to run and hes going to win.
wendypopwilleatitself = sleazyrocker?Metal Sludge wrote:Never listen to deathcurse about these things...he SUCKS at busting alts.
SexxAtraxxion wrote:You are horrible at message board entertainment.
FreaKShoW wrote:I've pissed my pants five times reading your posts tonight.deathcurse wrote:You know, Iggytard, IDI, and OVD all dying made me think "Why are so many people on Sludge dying?"
Reading this thread is making me think "WHY ISN'T 3/4 OF THIS BOARD FUCKING DEAD?"
You owe me a few pairs of acid washed Levi's.
FreaKShoW wrote:This thread is baking at a tempreature that could melt down at any moment and if you nuclear physicists dont give these punks some potassium iodide pills,quick !
We might have major a catastrophe
FreaKShoW IS funny though so i don't really think he qualifies as a candidate here! of course maybe im just saying that so it will thin out the competition so i can win the Tardbowl and have it all to myself! im tricky like that, so you just never know...Luminiferous wrote:FreaKShoW is knocking them out of the park tonight.. The guy is a regular Don Rickles of Sludge! I'm guessing there has had to have been some pm coaching during the off season, because this kid is on fire!
FreaKShoW wrote:I've pissed my pants five times reading your posts tonight.deathcurse wrote:You know, Iggytard, IDI, and OVD all dying made me think "Why are so many people on Sludge dying?"
Reading this thread is making me think "WHY ISN'T 3/4 OF THIS BOARD FUCKING DEAD?"
You owe me a few pairs of acid washed Levi's.FreaKShoW wrote:This thread is baking at a tempreature that could melt down at any moment and if you nuclear physicists dont give these punks some potassium iodide pills,quick !
We might have major a catastrophe
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:There's zero need for tit shots on here anyway. The best ones possible have already been posted and they still looked average to me.
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
SebastianLeeDanzig wrote:There's zero need for tit shots on here anyway. The best ones possible have already been posted and they still looked average to me.
