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I think I'm in love with her. She's like the girl that use to pull my hair to get attention.
Last edited by sludge_ducks_sick on Wed May 04, 2011 9:13 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Re: crouchingstonerhiddenbong
Dude, I've always known, but thanks for the love letter.
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
Re: crouchingstonerhiddenbong
Judging from his post it sounds like the beach house might have a crawl space.
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They all come around in the end, Ratty. One day they're wishing paternal assrape on my kids, the next they're inviting me to candlelit burrito dinners in the law library.
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
Re: crouchingstonerhiddenbong
Paternal ass-raping is just wrong. Now maternal ass-raping with a strap on, that's a whole different story.
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Re: Katie Holmes
The fuck?sludge_ducks_sick wrote:Katie Holmes
I think I'm in love with her. She's like the girl that use to pull my hair to get attention.
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Re: Katie Holmes
Before the edit, thread title was "crouchingstonerhiddenbong"
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Re: Katie Holmes
It was?
Damn. That thread editing trick gets me every time.
Damn. That thread editing trick gets me every time.
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Re: Katie Holmes
I thought, "Why is there a thread about a random celebrity on the Hatas board?" It's a window into the OP's mind.
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Re: whore
And another random thread title change.
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Grendel wrote:This thread title change brings back sweet memories of blur.
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Re: whore
He posted in the Locker Room a few times yesterday. I still wanna know why he edited this thread twice.
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Re: whore
I thought this thread was about me. I was going to say something but now, never mind.sludge_ducks_sick wrote:I think I'm in love with her. She's like the girl that use to pull my hair to get attention.
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NEVER underestimate the kid... yer fuckin crazy if ya do...sludge_ducks_sick wrote:Shutup you wanna be crouching stoner hidden brain cells.MitziDupree wrote:He really is precious. If don't hold hands with him on the playground and share my Little Debbie Swiss Roll, he assumes I must be a rabid Obama supporter.
Yeah. Big time critical thinker here.
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Re: whore
or chok chok chok in your case.Grendel wrote:Hey Vince!
Bok Bok Bok!
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Re: whore
I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.
Did EddieVanMeltdown collect some electro-shock in his absence? His posts are half past retarded.
Hava nagilia, puta.
Did EddieVanMeltdown collect some electro-shock in his absence? His posts are half past retarded.
Hava nagilia, puta.
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It actually makes a lot of sense it's just that retards like you have to think extra special hard to figure it out. How's the degree coming along, loser?deathcurse wrote:I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.
Did EddieVanMeltdown collect some electro-shock in his absence? His posts are half past retarded.
Hava nagilia, puta.
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Re: whore
All done, fella. Now I have a job where I'm essentially a peon but I get my sense of self-worth from going on the internet and boasting about drinking beer alone in somebody else's house. Sure, hundreds of people laugh at my trashy sense of luxury and think it's pathetic that this is my idea of living the life, but when I'm not freaking out, getting banned, and then begging Stevie to let me back on, I like to soak up all the benefits of being an ambulance chasing attorney's illiterate bitch boy.
SexxAtraxxion wrote:You are horrible at message board entertainment.
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You'll always be a peon regardless of your job title.deathcurse wrote:All done, fella. Now I have a job where I'm essentially a peon but I get my sense of self-worth from going on the internet and boasting about drinking beer alone in somebody else's house. Sure, hundreds of people laugh at my trashy sense of luxury and think it's pathetic that this is my idea of living the life, but when I'm not freaking out, getting banned, and then begging Stevie to let me back on, I like to soak up all the benefits of being an ambulance chasing attorney's illiterate bitch boy.
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Re: whore
Pretty sure you need a refresher on what that word means.sludge_ducks_sick wrote:You'll always be a peon regardless of your job title.
SexxAtraxxion wrote:You are horrible at message board entertainment.
Re: whore
Congrats on the degree.
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
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Yeah, about time he get his GED.Sixdgritt wrote:Congrats on the degree.
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Re: whore
Come on, Eddie. That was low and you know it. Next you'll be saying I "duck sick." If Stevie - or anyone - knew what the hell that meant, you'd be right back to begging him for forgiveness.
SexxAtraxxion wrote:You are horrible at message board entertainment.
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Is you black or mexican?sludge_ducks_sick wrote:Yeah, about time he get his GED.
tym wrote:She makes My air head 11 year old Girl look like Nikita Tesla.
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Re: whore
The real whore here is whoever is agreeing to let their server be perpetually cornholed by all of you closet deviant shitsacks!!! NOW GO FUCK YOURSELVES ANUS LIIICKERS
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Re: whore
He's not who you think he is.
Just ask him.
Just ask him.