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sludge_ducks_sick · Post by **sludge_ducks_sick** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:15 am

I think I'm in love with her. She's like the girl that use to pull my hair to get attention.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:47 am

Dude, I've always known, but thanks for the love letter.

UtahRatt · Post by **UtahRatt** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:45 pm

Judging from his post it sounds like the beach house might have a crawl space.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:52 pm

They all come around in the end, Ratty. One day they're wishing paternal assrape on my kids, the next they're inviting me to candlelit burrito dinners in the law library.

Gritt · Post by **Gritt** » Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:33 pm

Paternal ass-raping is just wrong. Now maternal ass-raping with a strap on, that's a whole different story.

exitflagger · Post by **exitflagger** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:03 pm

sludge_ducks_sick wrote:Katie Holmes

I think I'm in love with her. She's like the girl that use to pull my hair to get attention.

The fuck?

Facedown · Post by **Facedown** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:42 pm

Before the edit, thread title was "crouchingstonerhiddenbong"

MasterOfMeatPuppets · Post by **MasterOfMeatPuppets** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:58 pm

It was?

Damn. That thread editing trick gets me every time.

Endless Yodel · Post by **Endless Yodel** » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:32 pm

I thought, "Why is there a thread about a random celebrity on the Hatas board?" It's a window into the OP's mind.

MotleyMaiden · Post by **MotleyMaiden** » Thu May 05, 2011 11:26 am

And another random thread title change.

Iron Duck · Post by **Iron Duck** » Thu May 05, 2011 11:32 am

Katie Holmes is no whore, sir.

cantstopthemusic · Post by **cantstopthemusic** » Thu May 05, 2011 7:16 pm

Grendel wrote:This thread title change brings back sweet memories of blur.

SoulsOfBlack · Post by **SoulsOfBlack** » Mon May 09, 2011 6:07 pm

He posted in the Locker Room a few times yesterday. I still wanna know why he edited this thread twice.

rattfan · Post by **rattfan** » Tue May 10, 2011 12:42 pm

sludge_ducks_sick wrote:I think I'm in love with her. She's like the girl that use to pull my hair to get attention.

I thought this thread was about me. I was going to say something but now, never mind.

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Wed May 18, 2011 7:11 pm

sludge_ducks_sick wrote:
MitziDupree wrote:He really is precious. If don't hold hands with him on the playground and share my Little Debbie Swiss Roll, he assumes I must be a rabid Obama supporter.

Yeah. Big time critical thinker here.
Shutup you wanna be crouching stoner hidden brain cells.

NEVER underestimate the kid... yer fuckin crazy if ya do...

sludge_ducks_sick · Post by **sludge_ducks_sick** » Wed May 18, 2011 7:33 pm

Grendel wrote:Hey Vince!

Bok Bok Bok!

or chok chok chok in your case.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Wed May 18, 2011 11:56 pm

I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.

Did EddieVanMeltdown collect some electro-shock in his absence? His posts are half past retarded.

Hava nagilia, puta.

sludge_ducks_sick · Post by **sludge_ducks_sick** » Thu May 19, 2011 4:38 pm

deathcurse wrote:I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.

Did EddieVanMeltdown collect some electro-shock in his absence? His posts are half past retarded.

Hava nagilia, puta.

It actually makes a lot of sense it's just that retards like you have to think extra special hard to figure it out. How's the degree coming along, loser?

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Thu May 19, 2011 8:22 pm

All done, fella. Now I have a job where I'm essentially a peon but I get my sense of self-worth from going on the internet and boasting about drinking beer alone in somebody else's house. Sure, hundreds of people laugh at my trashy sense of luxury and think it's pathetic that this is my idea of living the life, but when I'm not freaking out, getting banned, and then begging Stevie to let me back on, I like to soak up all the benefits of being an ambulance chasing attorney's illiterate bitch boy.

sludge_ducks_sick · Post by **sludge_ducks_sick** » Fri May 20, 2011 6:47 am

deathcurse wrote:All done, fella. Now I have a job where I'm essentially a peon but I get my sense of self-worth from going on the internet and boasting about drinking beer alone in somebody else's house. Sure, hundreds of people laugh at my trashy sense of luxury and think it's pathetic that this is my idea of living the life, but when I'm not freaking out, getting banned, and then begging Stevie to let me back on, I like to soak up all the benefits of being an ambulance chasing attorney's illiterate bitch boy.

You'll always be a peon regardless of your job title.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Fri May 20, 2011 8:03 am

sludge_ducks_sick wrote:You'll always be a peon regardless of your job title.

Pretty sure you need a refresher on what that word means.

Gritt · Post by **Gritt** » Fri May 20, 2011 2:22 pm

Congrats on the degree.

sludge_ducks_sick · Post by **sludge_ducks_sick** » Sun May 22, 2011 9:44 pm

Sixdgritt wrote:Congrats on the degree.

Yeah, about time he get his GED.

deathcurse · Post by **deathcurse** » Mon May 23, 2011 7:14 am

Come on, Eddie. That was low and you know it. Next you'll be saying I "duck sick." If Stevie - or anyone - knew what the hell that meant, you'd be right back to begging him for forgiveness.

CrouchingStonerHiddenBong · Mon May 23, 2011 11:55 am

sludge_ducks_sick wrote:Yeah, about time he get his GED.

Is you black or mexican?

MA551V3_700L · Post by **MA551V3_700L** » Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:54 pm

The real whore here is whoever is agreeing to let their server be perpetually cornholed by all of you closet deviant shitsacks!!! NOW GO FUCK YOURSELVES ANUS LIIICKERS

cantstopthemusic · Post by **cantstopthemusic** » Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:02 pm

He's not who you think he is.

Just ask him.

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