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whore

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:15 am
by sludge_ducks_sick
I think I'm in love with her. She's like the girl that use to pull my hair to get attention.

Re: crouchingstonerhiddenbong

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:47 am
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
Dude, I've always known, but thanks for the love letter.

Re: crouchingstonerhiddenbong

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:45 pm
by UtahRatt
Judging from his post it sounds like the beach house might have a crawl space.

Re: crouchingstonerhiddenbong

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:52 pm
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
They all come around in the end, Ratty. One day they're wishing paternal assrape on my kids, the next they're inviting me to candlelit burrito dinners in the law library.


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Re: crouchingstonerhiddenbong

Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:33 pm
by Gritt
Paternal ass-raping is just wrong. Now maternal ass-raping with a strap on, that's a whole different story.

Re: Katie Holmes

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:03 pm
by exitflagger
sludge_ducks_sick wrote:Katie Holmes

I think I'm in love with her. She's like the girl that use to pull my hair to get attention.
The fuck? :?

Re: Katie Holmes

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 3:42 pm
by Facedown
Before the edit, thread title was "crouchingstonerhiddenbong"

Re: Katie Holmes

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:58 pm
by MasterOfMeatPuppets
It was?

Damn. That thread editing trick gets me every time.

Re: Katie Holmes

Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:32 pm
by Endless Yodel
I thought, "Why is there a thread about a random celebrity on the Hatas board?" It's a window into the OP's mind.

Re: whore

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 11:26 am
by MotleyMaiden
And another random thread title change.

Re: whore

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 11:32 am
by Iron Duck
Katie Holmes is no whore, sir.

Re: whore

Posted: Thu May 05, 2011 7:16 pm
by cantstopthemusic
Grendel wrote:This thread title change brings back sweet memories of blur.

Re: whore

Posted: Mon May 09, 2011 6:07 pm
by SoulsOfBlack
He posted in the Locker Room a few times yesterday. I still wanna know why he edited this thread twice.

Re: whore

Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 12:42 pm
by rattfan
sludge_ducks_sick wrote:I think I'm in love with her. She's like the girl that use to pull my hair to get attention.
I thought this thread was about me. I was going to say something but now, never mind.

Re: whore

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 7:11 pm
by Luminiferous
sludge_ducks_sick wrote:
MitziDupree wrote:He really is precious. If don't hold hands with him on the playground and share my Little Debbie Swiss Roll, he assumes I must be a rabid Obama supporter.

Yeah. Big time critical thinker here.
Shutup you wanna be crouching stoner hidden brain cells.
NEVER underestimate the kid... yer fuckin crazy if ya do...

Re: whore

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 7:33 pm
by sludge_ducks_sick
Grendel wrote:Hey Vince!

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Bok Bok Bok!
or chok chok chok in your case.

Re: whore

Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 11:56 pm
by deathcurse
I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.

Did EddieVanMeltdown collect some electro-shock in his absence? His posts are half past retarded.

Hava nagilia, puta.

Re: whore

Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 4:38 pm
by sludge_ducks_sick
deathcurse wrote:I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.

Did EddieVanMeltdown collect some electro-shock in his absence? His posts are half past retarded.

Hava nagilia, puta.
It actually makes a lot of sense it's just that retards like you have to think extra special hard to figure it out. How's the degree coming along, loser?

Re: whore

Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 8:22 pm
by deathcurse
All done, fella. Now I have a job where I'm essentially a peon but I get my sense of self-worth from going on the internet and boasting about drinking beer alone in somebody else's house. Sure, hundreds of people laugh at my trashy sense of luxury and think it's pathetic that this is my idea of living the life, but when I'm not freaking out, getting banned, and then begging Stevie to let me back on, I like to soak up all the benefits of being an ambulance chasing attorney's illiterate bitch boy.

Re: whore

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 6:47 am
by sludge_ducks_sick
deathcurse wrote:All done, fella. Now I have a job where I'm essentially a peon but I get my sense of self-worth from going on the internet and boasting about drinking beer alone in somebody else's house. Sure, hundreds of people laugh at my trashy sense of luxury and think it's pathetic that this is my idea of living the life, but when I'm not freaking out, getting banned, and then begging Stevie to let me back on, I like to soak up all the benefits of being an ambulance chasing attorney's illiterate bitch boy.
You'll always be a peon regardless of your job title.

Re: whore

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 8:03 am
by deathcurse
sludge_ducks_sick wrote:You'll always be a peon regardless of your job title.
Pretty sure you need a refresher on what that word means. :lol:

Re: whore

Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 2:22 pm
by Gritt
Congrats on the degree.

Re: whore

Posted: Sun May 22, 2011 9:44 pm
by sludge_ducks_sick
Sixdgritt wrote:Congrats on the degree.
Yeah, about time he get his GED.

Re: whore

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 7:14 am
by deathcurse
Come on, Eddie. That was low and you know it. Next you'll be saying I "duck sick." If Stevie - or anyone - knew what the hell that meant, you'd be right back to begging him for forgiveness.

Re: whore

Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 11:55 am
by CrouchingStonerHiddenBong
sludge_ducks_sick wrote:Yeah, about time he get his GED.
Is you black or mexican?

Re: whore

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:54 pm
by MA551V3_700L
The real whore here is whoever is agreeing to let their server be perpetually cornholed by all of you closet deviant shitsacks!!! NOW GO FUCK YOURSELVES ANUS LIIICKERS

Re: whore

Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 5:02 pm
by cantstopthemusic
He's not who you think he is.

Just ask him.