SoldierUnderAMan Wants You! (To Masturbate Better)

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From the thread titled "NEW KATY PERRY WANKY-WANK PIC!"
NeverSurrender wrote:You can wank it to that pic? are you 16?
NeverSurrender wrote:
lakebeast wrote:I was hoping/thinking wanky-wank meant pussy/vagina?
Not to weirdos like Return and obviously Gr8twhite or whatever the fuck it i.s They have no problem whacking it to this.
Then of course there's his sig...

HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:
I stroke my own cock. Shut the fuck up.

SoldierUnderAMan, why you so mad about how dudes masturbate? :lol:
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Everyone knows that dude's gay.
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He's totally owning me in that Katy Perry thread. He's like serious, man.
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Please. The only thing SurrenderUnderAMan ever owned was a cheesecake of the month membership.
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So, is his suicide by mod thread still up? Sorry I missed that...
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gr8twhte wrote:So, is his suicide by mod thread still up? Sorry I missed that...
It was deleted, I believe. He posted a phone number and that was the end of that.

This was after two months of him talking about nothing but me. He even said it - "From now on, I'm not going to post about anything else." And he stuck to it!

He also used to send me PMs telling me he's going to put me in the hospital, all that shit.

The guy's a fucking mental patient! So I'm guessing that's why he doesn't acknowledge me. When he does, he goes completely insane and embarrasses himself even more than usual.
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What a freak.

At least he hasn't pm'd me with threats of harm, yet.

Seems to hate that I like the Vikings better when they don't blow Super Bowl opportunities.


Might be unstable... good thing his shitty job can't afford him a plane ticket to rural MN or IA.
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gr8twhte wrote:What a freak.

At least he hasn't pm'd me with threats of harm, yet.

Seems to hate that I like the Vikings better when they don't blow Super Bowl opportunities.


Might be unstable... good thing his shitty job can't afford him a plane ticket to rural MN or IA.
Someone mentioned onetime that he is an enclave worker and got paid piece rate. He cant make all that much but I guess he could be doing alright if he also got social security disability to go along with that.
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He called me a liar because I said he was a homophbe. Asked me to prove it. Also said DC and I must be "pming" each other to give shit to him.
What a fucking asshole.

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