slicer's masterstroke

[eddie lee roth]

That's an easy one you dipshit everybody knows A.A. Milne wrote Winnie the Pooh.
Come up with something a lil more difficult there Hemmingway.

No, it was a story that began with a girl in a cage with a bear in some sort of freak show.

Oh I saw that on TV it was The Fabulous Moolah vs. The Bear at Wrestlemania 3.
It wasn't really scary though because the bear didn't have any teeth and his paws were wrapped in bubblewrap with ducttape.

[kriptyc]

You say "imaginative", I say "schizoid".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOpsbAUEe90

[Skate4RnR]

That rocker looked kinda like Don Dokken.

[eddie lee roth]

Couldn't be Don though nobody would spend 3,200 on him.

[kriptyc]

What does the rocker look like?

I posted a pic of one awhile back but it was taken down probably because it was such a signature piece it's equivalent to personal information. Just think of the best rocking chair in the world that really rocks far enough to give you a head rush. Also it had two legs, not four like most of them. I remember Cusack was really impressed with it, and I guess that's saying something; that would be like deathcurse complimenting my book.


Here's the crappy barely functional factory rip off version:

http://www.thosmoser.com/category/rocke ... do_rocker/

[kriptyc]

Here's the crappy barely functional factory rip off version:

http://www.thosmoser.com/category/rocke ... do_rocker/

I kind of like that chair. I'm going to order one tomorrow!

asshole

[SoulsOfBlack]

slicer, are you really this stupid or is it just an act?
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=252440&start=30

[kriptyc]

slicer, are you really this stupid or is it just an act?
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=252440&start=30

who the fuck are you?

[Hellsinkey]

This thread is one of the best in a while.

[kriptyc]

slicer, to be honest, I had forgotten how boring of a poster you are. You need to be banned.

I'm no Don Dokken...you should be banned for being an overexposed asshole.

[Metal Sludge]

slicer, to be honest, I had forgotten how boring of a poster you are. You need to be banned.

I was thinking the same thing.
This guy isn't even mildly entertaining. I don't remember that he was before either.

[kriptyc]

slicer, to be honest, I had forgotten how boring of a poster you are. You need to be banned.

I was thinking the same thing.
This guy isn't even mildly entertaining. I don't remember that he was before either.

seriously? Metal Blast is Fucking Iran was a classic!

[kriptyc]

The mod agrees with grendel and I'm not banned yet? Maybe I should focus on the inadequacies of the mod, like the inability to raise the bar above a pile of dogshit. That really would have helped the site a lot. My biggest problem with this site is that you idiots make me arrogant, and I'm really just a humble enlightened being. So owning you sorry bastards again and again really is not helpful unless I was a myopic douchebag like most of you. Sure I laughed my ass off time and again, but is that really worth it? Kind of but not really. I would have been better off here if I had asked each of you for a couple of bucks instead of writing the best fucking book in the world. Was it a mistake to promote that kind of transcendental mastery here in Hatas? Maybe, but what would Jesus do?






answer: get banned.

[Metal Sludge]

Sheesh! Gimme a minute...I had a nail appointment.

[exitflagger]

Can we get Moggio to promote a book here?

[MasterOfMeatPuppets]

The mod agrees with grendel and I'm not banned yet? Maybe I should focus on the inadequacies of the mod, like the inability to raise the bar above a pile of dogshit. That really would have helped the site a lot. My biggest problem with this site is that you idiots make me arrogant, and I'm really just a humble enlightened being. So owning you sorry bastards again and again really is not helpful unless I was a myopic douchebag like most of you. Sure I laughed my ass off time and again, but is that really worth it? Kind of but not really. I would have been better off here if I had asked each of you for a couple of bucks instead of writing the best fucking book in the world. Was it a mistake to promote that kind of transcendental mastery here in Hatas? Maybe, but what would Jesus do?






answer: get banned.

Jesus did the world a favor by dying.

[UtahRatt]

[UtahRatt]

This thread is one of the best in a while.

Just found this thread, fucking hysterical.

I'll spell it out for you: grief was the reaction. is that so hard to understand?

[SeminiferousButtNoid]

That excerpt was hilarious. I can't believe something like this exists.

[Constantine]

In 2007, he got banned from a hair metal website for telling a minor that she might possibly be the reincarnated soul of the female child that he had aborted several years ago."

[Constantine]

And somebody please inform the speedy muffler that he can finally read slicer's book... then my work here is done.

I just talked about this with speedy on his myspace and while he thinks Slicer was one of the most entertaining poster in the history of Metal Sludges heavens, he didnt dig the stuff that went on at the end.

While he might order the book (no bad blood between the two) he doesnt want speedymuffler to be associated with slicers creepy adventures. If you want to talk to speedy he says everybody is welcome on his myspace.

[SoulsOfBlack]

WTF are you talking about? It's been confirmed that you = Speedy.

[Blue Steel]

Slicer was Speedy? That's awesome.

[SoulsOfBlack]

Slicer was Speedy? That's awesome.

No, Constantine is speedy. People used to say Constantine was slicer but the mod said that wasn't true.

[Constantine]

Slicer was Speedy? That's awesome.

No, Constantine is speedy. People used to say Constantine was slicer but the mod said that wasn't true.

I guess, If its on the internet its true. Smoke and mirrors bitches!!!

SoulsofCrap, go get yourself another editon of Playdog magazine to fullfill your canine pleasure need and let the serious business to the professionals!!!!

Go fuck yourself asswipe!!! (it just feels good saying it to you)

Have a nice day!!!!

[Skate4RnR]

Playdog

[MA551V3_700L]

Gay name. NOW GO FUCK YOURSELVES ANUS LIIICKERS

[The Cusack]

How come you didn't sue that furniture company for stealing your woodworking ideas?

Turns out it was his lawyer who bought my rocker for $3,200 and then tried to patent it for me and failed. After that it started to be factory produced; it's like fashion: you can't stop cheap rip-offs. I should have got credit though, but my design was only famous locally so he stole without a second thought. What really pissed me off was how he advertised it as something he invented for his wife who was pregnant: "this new rocker was developed with her and the baby in mind..." BS.

What does the rocker look like?

I got Slicer to post a picture of that rocking chair back in 2007 and advised him to get a Mexican patent on it, which considering where he lived at the time wouldn't have been too difficult to do. The factory version doesn't look like it has the balance that Slicer's version did.

Oh and all hail Speedymuffler!

[Constantine]

This fence had a name: the guillotine fence. The first batch of prisoners was lined up with their backs to the fence, and then their hands were tied behind them through the fence. Then they were all quickly beheaded with a sword. One prisoner sat on the ground where he had his arms and legs sliced off in six inch sections. When only his head and torso remained he strangely and calmly looked around at the audience. He’s still alive! the people realized in shock and awe, and then his head was cut off. Women screamed with grief!

Pretty cool actually, I just want to keep on reading!