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I thought maybe the toilets had backed up.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:I thought maybe the toilets had backed up.
If only there was some kind of tool to help with that problem.
Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
Machado owes me an apology.
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That could be a good custom title for Machado, "Meeting the Elks at the VFW." :lol:
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Don't mind me, I'm just having some McDonald's down at Hardee's.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Don't mind me, I'm just having some McDonald's down at Hardee's.
How was it? Did you have the Whopper or buy a plunger?
Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
Machado owes me an apology.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:I thought maybe the toilets had backed up.
Winner.
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Bump
Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
Machado owes me an apology.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:From the "Remember when whites rioted when OJ got off?" thread:
Machado wrote:
Bassmaster1984 wrote:Anybody? Hmmmmm
Pictures or it never happened
Every time you push submit Machado. :lol:
This is so fucking funny.
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He's over in the VH1 cancels That Metal Show thread spreading more pearls of wisdom and butchering sayings. It's vintage Matardo.
Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
Machado owes me an apology.
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In the Palin Supports Trump thread, he said FOX News "shot their pants."
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Machado wrote: IMO, most of them would piss on his face if he was on fire.
I just can't.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Edit: He's got a thing for guys and faces (from the "Charlie's got the AIDS" thread:
Machado wrote:or all the partying and drugs have taken a tool on his face.
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I really miss Machado! No lie!
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Puddin' Taine wrote: Mon Feb 10, 2020 11:32 am I really miss Machado! No lie!
Getting him banned was so fucking stupid. All the sudden, it was of grave, grave importance to keep your word. On Metal Sludge. Where a fake Anne Landers posts. Having Machado on here was a gift that just kept giving.
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I always forget about the guy until you fuckers bring him up.

He was a poor man's Sleazyrocker! Good riddance!

Though at the time of his banning I was working on a theory that he is actually Ozzie Guillen.
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There's a very thin line between being amused by somebody's protracted stoops mcgoops and picking up a sort of contact retardation from it which I'm pretty sure is spreading faster than coronavirus these days. Get vaccinated and wash your fucking hands, people.
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Machado was a good dude, I got some nice albums from his free CD giveaways.

And there was (and still are) some worse offenders on these boards as far as useless input, Machado at least contributed to music threads.
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Did he exhibit signs of retardation? Yes. But he did interact with other sludgers when insulted.
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Wild Obsession wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:48 am Machado was a good dude, I got some nice albums from his free CD giveaways.

And there was (and still are) some worse offenders on these boards as far as useless input, Machado at least contributed to music threads.
He was a moron who contributed nothing but total stupidity everywhere he posted.

But he gave you free stuff so he's cool. Nice socialism, Dummycrat.
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¡Extraño a mi hermano en cagar! ¡Oro líquido!
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Puddin' Taine wrote: Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:08 am Did he exhibit signs of retardation? Yes. But he did interact with other sludgers when insulted.
This.
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Is anybody FB friends with the slow one? Get him to come back on here!
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"ACT!!! ac-cord-ing-ly! um-huh." *slurp*
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:lol:
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Machado wrote: Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:55 am
Heenan Snuka wrote:seems like one of those dudes that woulda had a fuckin penpal ad in Metal Edge in the 90s
I read Metal Edge for free at my local
Walden Books(PUTO)
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The banning of Machado was so absurdly stupid. Oh, gee, he didn't follow through with a fake internet bet. We lost a fucking megalith of entertainment when he got the boot.
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