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Re: Machado
I thought maybe the toilets had backed up.
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Of course your asshole is going to be sore when you volunteer for an asspounding and not set any boundaries at all.
Re: Machado
If only there was some kind of tool to help with that problem.WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:I thought maybe the toilets had backed up.
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
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Re: Machado
That could be a good custom title for Machado, "Meeting the Elks at the VFW."
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Re: Machado
Don't mind me, I'm just having some McDonald's down at Hardee's.
LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:56 pmClub was packed with Metal Edge fans 18-30..no stupid Rush Roll The Bones dipsh*ts
Re: Machado
How was it? Did you have the Whopper or buy a plunger?Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Don't mind me, I'm just having some McDonald's down at Hardee's.
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
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Re: Machado
Winner.WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:I thought maybe the toilets had backed up.
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Any chicks on this board like Sean Connery or Roger Moore?
Re: Machado
Bump
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
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Re: Machado
This is so fucking funny.WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:From the "Remember when whites rioted when OJ got off?" thread:Every time you push submit Machado.Machado wrote:Pictures or it never happenedBassmaster1984 wrote:Anybody? Hmmmmm
LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:56 pmClub was packed with Metal Edge fans 18-30..no stupid Rush Roll The Bones dipsh*ts
Re: Machado
He's over in the VH1 cancels That Metal Show thread spreading more pearls of wisdom and butchering sayings. It's vintage Matardo.
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
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Re: Machado
In the Palin Supports Trump thread, he said FOX News "shot their pants."
I reckon all songs are folk songs. I ain't never heard no horses singing any.
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Re: Machado
I just can't.Machado wrote: IMO, most of them would piss on his face if he was on fire.
Edit: He's got a thing for guys and faces (from the "Charlie's got the AIDS" thread:
Machado wrote:or all the partying and drugs have taken a tool on his face.
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Of course your asshole is going to be sore when you volunteer for an asspounding and not set any boundaries at all.
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Re: Machado
I really miss Machado! No lie!
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Getting him banned was so fucking stupid. All the sudden, it was of grave, grave importance to keep your word. On Metal Sludge. Where a fake Anne Landers posts. Having Machado on here was a gift that just kept giving.
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Re: Machado
I always forget about the guy until you fuckers bring him up.
He was a poor man's Sleazyrocker! Good riddance!
Though at the time of his banning I was working on a theory that he is actually Ozzie Guillen.
He was a poor man's Sleazyrocker! Good riddance!
Though at the time of his banning I was working on a theory that he is actually Ozzie Guillen.
LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:56 pmClub was packed with Metal Edge fans 18-30..no stupid Rush Roll The Bones dipsh*ts
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Re: Machado
There's a very thin line between being amused by somebody's protracted stoops mcgoops and picking up a sort of contact retardation from it which I'm pretty sure is spreading faster than coronavirus these days. Get vaccinated and wash your fucking hands, people.
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Re: Machado
Machado was a good dude, I got some nice albums from his free CD giveaways.
And there was (and still are) some worse offenders on these boards as far as useless input, Machado at least contributed to music threads.
And there was (and still are) some worse offenders on these boards as far as useless input, Machado at least contributed to music threads.
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Re: Machado
Did he exhibit signs of retardation? Yes. But he did interact with other sludgers when insulted.
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He was a moron who contributed nothing but total stupidity everywhere he posted.Wild Obsession wrote: ↑Tue Feb 11, 2020 8:48 am Machado was a good dude, I got some nice albums from his free CD giveaways.
And there was (and still are) some worse offenders on these boards as far as useless input, Machado at least contributed to music threads.
But he gave you free stuff so he's cool. Nice socialism, Dummycrat.
LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:56 pmClub was packed with Metal Edge fans 18-30..no stupid Rush Roll The Bones dipsh*ts
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Re: Machado
I reckon all songs are folk songs. I ain't never heard no horses singing any.
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Re: Machado
¡Extraño a mi hermano en cagar! ¡Oro líquido!
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Re: Machado
This.Puddin' Taine wrote: ↑Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:08 am Did he exhibit signs of retardation? Yes. But he did interact with other sludgers when insulted.
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Re: Machado
Is anybody FB friends with the slow one? Get him to come back on here!
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Re: Machado
"ACT!!! ac-cord-ing-ly! um-huh." *slurp*
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Re: Machado
Drunk Mazeraturd wrote: ...but hes going to run and hes going to win.
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HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Learn the concept of keep your mouth shut or you will remained foed.
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Re: Machado
The banning of Machado was so absurdly stupid. Oh, gee, he didn't follow through with a fake internet bet. We lost a fucking megalith of entertainment when he got the boot.
Rooster wrote: I hunt with a handgun.
pieceofme wrote: Yeah, Mojo is a lot of peoples favourite!
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