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Swift maneuver, plotz.
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Turner Coates wrote:Swift maneuver, plotz.
OK Corky. Keep thinking you matter around here.
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Machado wrote:I tongue punch men's butts
I like it!
I am gay so its okay.
I don't even know how to respond to this! Try to focus, Machado.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote:
Machado wrote:I tongue punch men's butts
I like it!
I am gay so its okay.
I don't even know how to respond to this! Try to focus, Machado.
It all makes sense now. His homophobia is because he's a self hating homosexual.
Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
Machado owes me an apology.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote:
Machado wrote:I tongue punch men's butts
I like it!
I am gay so its okay.
I don't even know how to respond to this! Try to focus, Machado.
You are so bored. Bottom feeding here by fabricating posts so you can reply to them and pretend
someone, anybody is having a conversation with you.

To say you are the most pathetic person at Sludge is an understatement.
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"At Sludge" :lol:
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He's got a crush on Adam Lambert, now.
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Machado sucks.
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Grendel
When was the last time Chip produced anything here that was worth
remember, let alone worth saving?

Chip is unfunny
Chip is unkept
Chip might be the leader of the wack pack, but in the grand scheme of things is that something to brag about?
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Machado wrote:That is the best news I have heard all day.

Girl is fine

Not just country fine either

:D
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Machado wrote: Chip is unkept
over the line!!!

:o
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thats_what_she_said wrote:
Machado wrote: Chip is unkept
over the line!!!

:o
BULLY!
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Now is the time for inner reflection. Outer reflection can wait till later.
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Grendel wrote:Machado,

You should apologize to Chip

Where is your apology? :evil:
No kidding. What he said crossed lines that shouldn't be crossed.
Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
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Machado wrote: Chip is unkept
Who wouldn't be smarting from a zinger like this?
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Machado wrote:Grendel
When was the last time Chip produced anything here that was worth
remember, let alone worth saving?

Chip is unfunny
Chip is unkept
Chip might be the leader of the wack pack, but in the grand scheme of things is that something to brag about?
Quit spewing lies about me you computer warrior pussy bitch.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote:
Machado wrote:Grendel
When was the last time Chip produced anything here that was worth
remember, let alone worth saving?

Chip is unfunny
Chip is unkept
Chip might be the leader of the wack pack, but in the grand scheme of things is that something to brag about?
Quit spewing lies about me you computer warrior pussy bitch.
Yeah! GOON!
Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
Machado owes me an apology.
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Wackado has now taken on the lovely habit of posting vaguely insulting non-sequiturs after every post by somebody who he figures has made fun of him the most. He seems to be particularly butthurt over Chip ZHoy.

He has absolutely no knack for this, same as he has no knack for posting in a general sense, but in keeping with his history, he does it at a deranged OCD-like pace.

Man, if he could only channel this uber-rustled-jimmies energy into picking beans or tacking up drywall...
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exitflagger wrote:Wackado has now taken on the lovely habit of posting vaguely insulting non-sequiturs after every post by somebody who he figures has made fun of him the most. He seems to be particularly butthurt over Chip ZHoy.

He has absolutely no knack for this, same as he has no knack for posting in a general sense, but in keeping with his history, he does it at a deranged OCD-like pace.

Man, if he could only channel this uber-rustled-jimmies energy into picking beans or tacking up drywall...
Now you're going to be accused of being racist by the Grand Wizard of the KKK Tijuana branch who also refers to Kool and the Gang as Koon and the Gang. He's like David Duke and Ricky Ricardo rolled into one.
Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
Machado owes me an apology.
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Gritt wrote:
exitflagger wrote:Wackado has now taken on the lovely habit of posting vaguely insulting non-sequiturs after every post by somebody who he figures has made fun of him the most. He seems to be particularly butthurt over Chip ZHoy.

He has absolutely no knack for this, same as he has no knack for posting in a general sense, but in keeping with his history, he does it at a deranged OCD-like pace.

Man, if he could only channel this uber-rustled-jimmies energy into picking beans or tacking up drywall...
Now you're going to be accused of being racist by the Grand Wizard of the KKK Tijuana branch who also refers to Kool and the Gang as Koon and the Gang. He's like David Duke and Ricky Ricardo rolled into one.

One thing many of us have wondered around here:
How do you post on Sludge and satisfy your "JOHN'S" simultaneously?

Don't explain. Save that for your Elks Lodge meeting down at the VFW
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What you said makes no sense at all.
Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
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Gritt wrote:What you said makes no sense at all.
You're presence on the boards makes no sense at all.


OWNED!
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You don't get to call owned on your own posts. The only thing you wanted owned are black people you fucking racist.
Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
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Gritt wrote:You don't get to call owned on your own posts. The only thing you wanted owned are black people you fucking racist.
Here and in the Lounge I am owning you.

I had to. You forced my hand. Get used to it Corky!
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Your 15 minutes are up. Let the next person use the computer now.
Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
Machado owes me an apology.
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The Elks meet at the VFW now?

:lol:
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Machado, I'm feeling the Christmas spirit in July, (or maybe it's the rum and Coke I'm drinking), so in light of that I figured I'd point out that insults need to make sense to have any sting.

Still, I hope you won't say:

Go back to chasing the struggle bus
while servicing your johns.

PUTO!

'Cause that would be a bit on the nose. :oops:
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Machado wrote:Save that for your Elks Lodge meeting down at the VFW
:lol:
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote:
Machado wrote:Save that for your Elks Lodge meeting down at the VFW
:lol:
What the fucking fuck?

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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:
Chip Z'Hoy wrote:
Machado wrote:Save that for your Elks Lodge meeting down at the VFW
:lol:
What the fucking fuck?

:lol:
The lodge is being painted.
Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
Machado owes me an apology.
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