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Ok, not a lot of hate here, just tons of stupidity. The guy types everything like it's a fucking poem but has yet to post something that made sense. Some recent examples.


Machado wrote:unfortunately a band like anthrax will be unable
to sustain chart success.
in the top 20 one week, out of the top 20 the following week.
sign on the time i guess.
Machado wrote:The record is finally available and the band
is NOT touring until Oct 14th?
WTF!!!
Machado wrote:I can only hope that "radio" will accelerate the ultimate demise
of VH!
Machado wrote:what percentage of girls with a "tramp stamp" tattoo
regret their choice as little as 4-6 months later??
Machado wrote:Vince's mind works like this:

Today should I drive drunk
or
should I bang one or two more blonde chicks?
Anyone else got love for the Manchowder muchacho?
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His posts are pure poetry. Can you dig it, cats?
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What is the deal with posting in short lines like that?
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Every time he posts I picture Fez from "That 70s show". It's alternately funny and infuriating.
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MickeyG wrote:What is the deal with posting in short lines like that?
He types faster than the speed of thought.
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seems like one of those dudes that woulda had a fuckin penpal ad in Metal Edge in the 90s
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Heenan Snuka wrote:seems like one of those dudes that woulda had a fuckin penpal ad in Metal Edge in the 90s
:lol:

I bet he kept all of the Friendship Books.
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Heenan Snuka wrote:seems like one of those dudes that woulda had a fuckin penpal ad in Metal Edge in the 90s
I read Metal Edge for free at my local
Walden Books(PUTO)
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I think we should all
type everything like it's a poem.
Makes no sense but
it has a certain charm to it.
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SoulsOfBlack wrote:I think we should all
type everything like it's a poem.
Makes no sense but
it has a certain charm to it.

I knew you would embrace how I write
sooner or later.

Pinche HYPOCRITE!!!
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You also seem a bit of a tight fuck, Machado, if you don't mind me sayin'. You don't like spendin' money do ya? A little Kike on your mothers side, maybe?
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Machado wrote:

I knew you would embrace how I write
sooner or later.

Pinche HYPOCRITE!!!
Callate puto.
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SexxAtraxxion wrote:
Machado wrote:

I knew you would embrace how I write
sooner or later.

Pinche HYPOCRITE!!!
Callate puto.
!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: !!!! SEXX!
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SexxAtraxxion wrote:
Machado wrote:

I knew you would embrace how I write
sooner or later.

Pinche HYPOCRITE!!!
Callate puto.
Tu eres mas puto que Bon Jovi pinche mariposon!!!!!!!!
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MickeyG wrote:You also seem a bit of a tight fuck, Machado, if you don't mind me sayin'. You don't like spendin' money do ya? A little Kike on your mothers side, maybe?
Do you like spending money? Maybe you do or maybe you don't.
I'm not afraid to seek out a good bargain that might save me a few dollars.
Is there a problem????

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It's just that you go on about it a lot, Ebenezer Machado.
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He's an Enuff Znuff fan.

Fuck that.
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Isn't that guy's mom from Brazil or something (or maybe Puerto Rico)? NOW GO FUCK YOURSELVES ANUS LIIICKERS
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Bump!
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SexxAtraxxion wrote:I know Machado very well. He's very masculine and would beat the shit out of all of you.
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MacaPooPoo is not bright.
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I'm honestly starting to think he's just a really brilliant troll. No way this dude is for real.
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SexxAtraxxion wrote:I know Machado very well. He's very masculine and would beat the shit out of all of you.
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I'd hope so, for the sake of my faith in humanity.
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On Appetite vs. Back in Black
Machado wrote:Appetite
That is the debut album from Guns. Is there
really a debate here?


Never cared for the recycled AC/DC music they have always made
The fuck? :lol:
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SexxAtraxxion wrote:I know Machado very well. He's very masculine and would beat the shit out of all of you.
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IwontCutMyHair87 wrote:On Appetite vs. Back in Black
Machado wrote:Appetite
That is the debut album from Guns. Is there
really a debate here?


Never cared for the recycled AC/DC music they have always made
The fuck? :lol:

What is with the damn formatting of his posts?! :lol:
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LouDoo wrote:What is with the damn formatting of his posts?! :lol:
I don't think I've ever seen anyone else post like that anywhere in my life. Whenever someone asks him about it he seems to just dodge the question. It makes his posts seem even more retarded than they normally would, and that's no easy feat.
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SexxAtraxxion wrote:I know Machado very well. He's very masculine and would beat the shit out of all of you.
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It's a little-known literary format known as Haimachakudo.
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IwontCutMyHair87 wrote:On Appetite vs. Back in Black
Machado wrote:Appetite
That is the debut album from Guns. Is there
really a debate here?


Never cared for the recycled AC/DC music they have always made
The fuck? :lol:
Let me make this very clear so even you can understand.
AC/DC has written the same song for the last 35+ years. And I'm being nice when I type this.

Guns n Roses vs AC/DC
There is not competition
Guns for the win by a mile
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Machado wrote:Let me make this very clear so even you can understand.
AC/DC has written the same song for the last 35+ years. And I'm being nice when I type this.

Guns n Roses vs AC/DC
There is not competition
Guns for the win by a mile
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Something about the cadence. You can't help but hear it in a mongoloid voice.
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