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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I am an attention whore.
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Question for the Ownmeisters:

I thought Rev was banned, why was he let back in?

Not that I mind though, I love watching him meltdown...
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wickedsensation wrote:Question for the Ownmeisters:

I thought Rev was banned, why was he let back in?

Not that I mind though, I love watching him meltdown...
Shut the fuck up and grab some popcorn then, bitch!
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:
MitziDupree wrote:Can someone help me understand Lizard Man's parallel universe of "Nuh UH! I did NOT just post that picture of me flexing in this thread. You is retarded LOLZ"?
You IZ retarded though. I said I didn't need any of you to make me post a picture of myself. I have a whole freakin' web site dedicated to myself! I'm Rev, remember? I posted those pics of myself on my "ME" web site in June, with no prodding from anyone. I did it because I am AWESOME and I believe the world should see my awesomeness. I am an attention whore plus I like to be able to log in from anywhere in the world and gaze at pictures of myself. I am constantly looking for and waiting for my next opportunity to post an image of myself on this message board. Matter of fact, you dinks are kinda slow. I wish you would do MORE prodding because I'm busting at the seams to plaster myself all over your screen.

Do you stop in front of the mirror and stare at yourself and then wisp your hair back in awesomeness?

:lol: :lol:

That was fuinny Rev!
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Winter wrote:Do you stop in front of the mirror and stare at yourself and then wisp your hair back in awesomeness?

:lol: :lol:
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Goddamn Rev......show some self confidence.....jeez.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Winter wrote:Goddamn Rev......show some self confidence.....jeez.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Simply disarming the silly monkys. It's so easy.
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I didn't know monks were permitted to pack...
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Grendel wrote:Is Rev like The Riddler in Batman? Do we have to solve a puzzle to see where he schools and owns?
:lol:
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MitziDupree wrote:
Rev. Johnny Tyler's blog wrote: Edward (EVIL NAME) has never been harassed by me and that it is 100% a ONE WAY flow of harassment coming from him to me.
Good morning, Giguntor!
You might want to stop quoting my blog being as Pretzel's name is not allowed on this message board. You'll be responsible for Beetlejuicing him.
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Jesus christ, Simper Fie.

Really? You had to go all the way back to page one of this thread to try and find something you could use to flirt with me?

That's awesomely desperate.

I fucking own your unattractive ass. LOL











P.S. Because you're obviously terrified, I will go back and edit that post WAY THE FUCK BACK ON PAGE ONE OF THIS THREAD. Now please stop the whimpering.
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Oh my how you flatter yourself! :lol:

I searched Pretzel's name using the search feature and found I had two inks with the name in it. I edited mine and wrote you a courtesy note. Besides yours, there are two more instances of his name still in the search.

Do what you want with this info, Orca.
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It's cute that it makes you feel better to think that you've been owned and rejected by a fat, unattractive chick.





LOL.
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MitziDupree wrote:It's cute that it makes you feel better to think that you've been owned and rejected by a fat, unattractive chick.





LOL.
Ya, I've been known to go boohoggin' on occasion. :wink:
I guess you're just the one that got away. :(
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Is this thread more about pretending Mitzi's fat or pretending that Rev will ever own or school anybody?
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exitflagger wrote:Is this thread more about pretending Mitzi's fat or pretending that Rev will ever own or school anybody?
This thread is about how I called out all the lame, suck-ass, no-flame-skillz-havin' dinks and look who came a'runnin!! :lol:
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:
*flick* wrote:Got any pictures of you and your people staying out by the airport living the good life? People here like to see how the other half lives.
Sure! Here you go!
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None of my relatives are there. All friends. No family.
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Any pics of the surf and turf?
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*flick* wrote:Any pics of the surf and turf?
Sure! But that's dinner. How about we start with breakfast, then a little later today I'll post lunch and tonight I'll grace you with the surf and turf. That be OK?

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Now that you've had breakfast with us, howzabout a nice light lunch?... :D

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Way to make sure you get the boob shot in both pics!!!

Is that your GF?
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And now... The moment you've been waiting over FOUR YEARS for!..... (A drumroll please...)























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Heh heh 8) :lol:
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Winter wrote:Way to make sure you get the boob shot in both pics!!!
:shock: Complete accident I tell you!!!!!!! :lol:
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He said some thoughtless, fucked-up shit, but I always liked MCLargeDrink.
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MurrayFiend wrote:He said some thoughtless, fucked-up shit, but I always liked MCLargeDrink.
Haven't seen him around in years. Why'd he pull up his jorts and run home?
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Steak and lobster, steak and lobster! Where's the fucking steak? I waited four years for this?

All that fatty food is giving you a wicked set of moobs, brah.
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:lol:

RevTard is such an amateur... You take the bands off the claws before boiling the lobster... Fucking moonbat!
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The_Alternym™ wrote: :lol:

RevTard is such an amateur... You take the bands off the claws before boiling the lobster... Fucking moonbat!
He was the MC at his own pre-owning party.
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No, dummy. You don't have to take the bands off. Don't be jealous, you government chease-eatin' foo.

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