You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You Now

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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Rev. Johnny Tyler » Fri Feb 17, 2012 8:13 am

That would take all my fun away. I want to do it myself... Unless that's topless cleaning we're talking about.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Winter » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:09 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:That would take all my fun away. I want to do it myself... Unless that's topless cleaning we're talking about.




ahhhhh!! So the truth comes out!! LOL!
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Cyd » Fri Feb 17, 2012 9:09 am

Oh god Winter, I have my own rehab and improvement projects to finish and clean up. I know you were kidding ha. He doesn't need help anyway. It never ends. There's always something to update. If you don't keep up, yer house looks like granny lives there. Do you sew? I'm a hack, but I can manage upholstery, pillows, cushions and curtains. You can save one million dollars if you make it yourself. Those professional drapery stores are a ripoff. I'm working on window treatments for the lakehouse, we're leaving tonight. Husband is installing an attic ladder there in the garage, there's never enough STORAGE. Furniture and cabinet refinishing is easy and makes a big impact. And never underestimate PAINT--even I can do that. But most of all I can tear out anything. I have more time than money.

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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Winter » Fri Feb 17, 2012 11:00 am

Bighole wrote:Oh god Winter, I have my own rehab and improvement projects to finish and clean up. I know you were kidding ha. He doesn't need help anyway. It never ends. There's always something to update. If you don't keep up, yer house looks like granny lives there. Do you sew? I'm a hack, but I can manage upholstery, pillows, cushions and curtains. You can save one million dollars if you make it yourself. Those professional drapery stores are a ripoff. I'm working on window treatments for the lakehouse, we're leaving tonight. Husband is installing an attic ladder there in the garage, there's never enough STORAGE. Furniture and cabinet refinishing is easy and makes a big impact. And never underestimate PAINT--even I can do that. But most of all I can tear out anything. I have more time than money.

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yeah, I sew a little....like Mitzi said I make my own dresses for the prom so I can look like Carrie! LOL

seriously, I sew but not as extensively as you do. I do buttons and repair holes and stuff! Thats as far as I go.
We just painted the inside of our one house in July. What a pain that was. But in the end, it was worth it. We repaired the stairs going up to our rooftop deck (gotta have one of those when you live at the beach!) and now we have to stain it. Stained the front porch steps already and they look awesome. No need to refinish our cabinets. Theyre in excellent shape.
We have ZERO storage at the beach house except for the huge garage under the house. Its enclosed so we store most of our shit down there. On the other side we have the cars and motorcycle. Its a huge garage and we thought about turing part of it into a small apartment and renting it out, but I told my husband fuck no. Im not having some schmo livin in my basement.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Rev. Johnny Tyler » Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:13 pm

I noticed that you two are not anonymous sludge monkeys and that you are both doing well IRL. Coincidence? Methinks not. I see the correlation. Some of the dinks around here could learn a thing or two from you chicks.

Anyway, I am officially on vacation from real life for an undetermined amount of time. Headin' south to the palm trees. I hope you two will take good care of my thread here. Please feed my sludge monkeys while I'm gone. I'll bring back lots of pictures and home movies for y'all.

Thank you.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Winter » Fri Feb 17, 2012 4:20 pm

you wont be checking in at all? :( I'll keep them in line for ya.

Yeah, me and bighole are quality chicks indeed!!


ENJOY your trip and dont forget to wave to me when you go by the Beaufort/Hilton Head exit off 95!
It was 75 here yesterday!!
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Constantine » Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:27 pm

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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Rev. Johnny Tyler » Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:46 pm

I'm back! Can you dig it my little Sludge Monkeys?
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I knew that you could!

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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby OD3X1 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:23 pm

That's it, that's all you got?





BWAAHAHAHA
You really are without a doubt the biggest waste of bandwidth on this site... you're nothing more than a goddamn chihuahua that thinks it's a rottweiler...

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Postby Rev. Johnny Tyler » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:33 pm

Of course that's not all I got, nimrod. I'm gonna plaster my face all over your screen!
Thanks for reading my words, viewing my images and replying with a post of your own in my thread. :wink:
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby OD3X1 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:50 pm

If you really think I read all 11 pages of this drivel you are sadly mistaken Revtard... I'm wondering though...
Who got off more? You or the monkey fingering your ass...

I always knew you were a bit off...
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Postby BlackCrypt » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:21 pm

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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Inessence » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:34 pm

Rev, you realize how many cocks you're gonna have photoshopped up your ass, right? Luckily for you, Satan is still MIA.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Rev. Johnny Tyler » Tue Mar 06, 2012 3:39 am

Of course I realize the skinny little fairies here will surf gay porn, copy gay pictures to their hard drive, view them in a photoshop-type program for hours as they trace gently around those throbbing cock heads, cut them out and then paste them on images of me. I already know those cocks will be moved into various position before the artist settles on the position that makes him tingle just right. I would expect nothing less from this group of homos.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby OD3X1 » Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:33 am

Damn, did you have to go rub one out after posting that?
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Rev. Johnny Tyler » Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:23 am

OD3X1 wrote:Damn, did you have to go rub one out after posting that?


Never crossed my mind, but apparently it turned you on enough to daydream about another man rubbing one out.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby OD3X1 » Tue Mar 06, 2012 2:35 pm

Never have I ever seen such a display of self ownage...
Let's review...
Revtard thinks Stoner and Deathcurse were protecting posters here... thus implying he is scared of them... declared that everyones flaming skills suck and proclaimed ownage of everyone... then was pretty much brutalized by Buttnoid and others... he thinks that to get a picture of a dick one must be looking at gay porn...

Flame on motherfucker, flame on... your faggotry is only surpassed by your stupidity...
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Rev. Johnny Tyler » Tue Mar 06, 2012 6:19 pm

OD3X1 wrote: he thinks that to get a picture of a dick one must be looking at gay porn....


Naw, mang. I'm sure you have TONS of additional dick sources to choose from. You could always use the shots you got of your dad in the shower. You might have to photoshop your face out of a few of 'em but they'd probably still work!
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby OD3X1 » Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:32 pm

Revtard, are you trying to come out of the closet? That would explain your obsession with gay porn... it's ok, we already know you're a fucking communist twinkle toes cocksucker
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby exitflagger » Tue Mar 06, 2012 7:42 pm

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It's GOTTA be eating you up inside that nobody has shopped a gay porn guy into this pic giving it to you in the keister like you obviously hoped for.

Oh well. Just gonna have to continue getting your jollies in your usual masochistic fashion by perpetuating this sleepwalking beatdown here.

Just remember: They're not yawning, they're yelling REVTARD! REVTARD!
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Efilnikufesin » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:47 pm

It does'nt even need gay porn shopped in there. He could have fucking Vickie Secret Models shopped all around him, and he would still be the faggiest 5 head having, no hair washing, YeeeeeHaw! Wrangler Jean wearing, meth faced looking motherfucker on this forum. I mean WTF Your Daddy is gay jokes? Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah I'm your "monkey", and the shit I fling at you sticks just like Winters big old balls sticks to her car seat on a hot day.

Look at yourself.....


BWAaaaaahaaaaaaa.

Damn.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby OD3X1 » Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:18 pm

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Postby Rev. Johnny Tyler » Wed Mar 07, 2012 4:52 am

Two pale, greasy, zit-faced Anime geeks jerkin' each other off. .. high fivin' each other afterwards. A little splatter as their palms make contact.

Pretty! :lol:
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Efilnikufesin » Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:40 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Two pale, greasy, zit-faced Anime geeks jerkin' each other off. .. high fivin' each other afterwards. A little splatter as their palms make contact.

Pretty! :lol:



What the fuck does this even mean? What is your obsession with whacking off? Also why does your face look like Syphilis?
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Postby Rev. Johnny Tyler » Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:58 pm

Welcome back to my thread. Glad to see a seat at a library computer finally became available to you. Better hurry and see how many posts you can get in before they close!
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Efilnikufesin » Wed Mar 07, 2012 6:21 pm

What's your end game dude? I mean you act all proud of getting your ass handed to you. Is there a reason? Do you like the abuse or is something gonna come of it? For example are you gonna sneak up on my dog when he's out in the yard some late night, and butt fuck him while I sit blissfully unaware typing fuck offs to some wannabe biker fucktard on Sludge who wants to fight me in a cage?

What gives?

Also please don't butt fuck my dog he has a bad back leg.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Rev. Johnny Tyler » Wed Mar 07, 2012 6:37 pm

This is your opportunity to challenge Mr. Flameproof and this is what you bring? You're trying too hard and failing miserably.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Efilnikufesin » Wed Mar 07, 2012 6:51 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:This is your opportunity to challenge Mr. Flameproof and this is what you bring? You're trying too hard and failing miserably.


Seriously? You came at me with fucking "got some time on the library computer" and you ask me if that's all I got. Flameproof? I'm sure you do have thick skin I mean your face does look like a scab, but Flameproof....No.

You really suck at this.

I'm sure you suck at life as well.

People hate you.


LMAO.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You

Postby Rev. Johnny Tyler » Thu Mar 08, 2012 6:22 am

Efilnikufesin wrote:You really suck at this.

I'm sure you suck at life as well.

People hate you.


LMAO.


:lol: Tell you what there, "nise fukin life"... Howza bout at any time of the day, on any day of the year you show me your BEST moment of your best day... I mean, when you are having one of those REALLY, REALLY GREAT days, you snap a pic or a vid and post it and within minutes after being made aware of it, I will show you where I'm at or what I'm doing and I guarantee I'll own you every time.

Ready?
Of course you're not ready because you are a no-life-havin' loser and your best day is sitting in your room with the shades closed, all stinkin' watching ME on Metal Sludge, ya dink!! :lol:

Here... I whipped up a quick video just for you to get the party started. Even named it after you. Efilnikufesin...
http://youtu.be/PlR9txiW_e4

PS... I'll be 45 this year and I have the skin of a 25 year old. My skin and hair are professionally maintained by a licensed cosmetologist/stylist in a personal salon in my own home.
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