You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You Now
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You
Looks like somebody couldn't pay his internet bill.
Drunk Mazeraturd wrote: ...but hes going to run and hes going to win.
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LOL! Looks like somebody was given the chance to prove he's not a Rev addict and FAILED! Nice work, monkey.exitflagger wrote:Looks like somebody couldn't pay his internet bill.
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Drunk Mazeraturd wrote: ...but hes going to run and hes going to win.
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LAME!
C'mon! At least make it good enough to go in my Haterz Gallery!
http://rocknrev.com/index.php?option=co ... z&Itemid=7
C'mon! At least make it good enough to go in my Haterz Gallery!
http://rocknrev.com/index.php?option=co ... z&Itemid=7
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Well I dunno... Do you follow Pollylodges around all day? Do you get worried that Pollylodges may have lost Internet service if you don't get your Pollylodges fix every day? Do you go to where you last saw Pollylodges and ask questions like, "Has anyone seen Pollylodges?"Grendel wrote:Does laughing at the term "spead the clit" make me a pollylodges addict?
If so... You are a Pollylodges addict.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You
Are his fucking teeth filed down into fangs? Really?
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You
exitflagger wrote:
Kristi Vicious wrote:
Someone clone her now, so we have an army of Mitzis when she dies.
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And yet you still seem like monkeys in comparison.MitziDupree wrote:exitflagger wrote:
Go figure!
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Grendel wrote:You seem to have the concepts of obsession and pointing out buffoonery in others confused.
QFT!
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You can always tell which of the monkeys is most butt-hurt.
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I hope somebody strangles you with a dirty affliction t-shirt.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You
That happens to Rev a lot, it's called "foreplay" in his world.Efilnikufesin wrote:I hope somebody strangles you with a dirty affliction t-shirt.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You
Reading this is like having a flux capacitor wired into my router, set for 4 years ago.
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And for my monkeys it's like having a butt hurter wired into their ass since 4 years ago.Danzig in the Dark wrote:Reading this is like having a flux capacitor wired into my router, set for 4 years ago.
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Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You
uptheass wrote:the best ownings are yet to come
Itwalksamongus wrote:We were young and dumb and full of cum so we would take turns in the back of the van jacking each other off. It wasn't gay - it was out of necessity. Things were a lot different back then.
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If the pic coincided with the comment, then you have something...but sadly, you do not.wickedsensation wrote:
FAIL.
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HEY!!!! Danny Partridge is the greatest bass player of all time. He was so fast it looked like his hand wasn't even moving.
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Thank you for the unsolicited commentary. Are you male or female? I cannot tell after looking at your picture.Winter wrote:If the pic coincided with the comment, then you have something...but sadly, you do not.wickedsensation wrote:
FAIL.
uptheass wrote:the best ownings are yet to come
Itwalksamongus wrote:We were young and dumb and full of cum so we would take turns in the back of the van jacking each other off. It wasn't gay - it was out of necessity. Things were a lot different back then.
Re: You Don't Have Stoner and Deathcurse Here To Protect You
You are welcome.
If you cannot tell wether Im a chick or a dude, then maybe you need your eyes checked. Have you been to the optometrist lately?
If you cannot tell wether Im a chick or a dude, then maybe you need your eyes checked. Have you been to the optometrist lately?
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HEY!!!! Danny Partridge is the greatest bass player of all time. He was so fast it looked like his hand wasn't even moving.
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She looks kinda like a full-figured Jennifer Aniston to me.
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Revtard and Winter sure do like sucking each others dicks, don't they?
You take it all the way down to the hilt Revvy?
You take it all the way down to the hilt Revvy?
Drunk Mazeraturd wrote: ...but hes going to run and hes going to win.
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That is quite the vivid imagination you have there, Harvey Milk. Are you touching yourself now? What are you wearing?exitflagger wrote:...sure do like sucking each others dicks...You take it all the way down to the hilt Revvy?
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How did I become full figured? LOL...and in your thread?Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:She looks kinda like a full-figured Jennifer Aniston to me.
Sounds like Exitfagger is jelus. He is forced to live vicariously through us Rev.
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HEY!!!! Danny Partridge is the greatest bass player of all time. He was so fast it looked like his hand wasn't even moving.
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Hahaha!!Winter wrote:Sounds like Exitfagger is jelus.
Yeah, I'm "jelus" of Revtard deep-throating your big old veiny cock. Keep on believing... brah!
I guess this thread will ultimately end because of you two grossing everybody out with your nauseating dude-on-dude 69ing.
Drunk Mazeraturd wrote: ...but hes going to run and hes going to win.
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Hey Winter... R-Tard said full figured but he really meant FAT cock.
You know?
'cuz of your penis.
You know?
'cuz of your penis.
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exitflagger wrote:Hahaha!!Winter wrote:Sounds like Exitfagger is jelus.
Yeah, I'm "jelus" of Revtard deep-throating your big old veiny cock. Keep on believing... brah!
I guess this thread will ultimately end because of you two grossing everybody out with your nauseating dude-on-dude 69ing.
Thats funny since you were the one who brought up all the dick suckin amongst men.. who's the fag now sonny boy?
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HEY!!!! Danny Partridge is the greatest bass player of all time. He was so fast it looked like his hand wasn't even moving.
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Nah they make a good pairing R-Tard is ding dong crazy and Winter is a lady with a ding dong.exitflagger wrote:Hahaha!!Winter wrote:Sounds like Exitfagger is jelus.
Yeah, I'm "jelus" of Revtard deep-throating your big old veiny cock. Keep on believing... brah!
I guess this thread will ultimately end because of you two grossing everybody out with your nauseating dude-on-dude 69ing.
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Ok. That was funny!
BarneyPipe wrote:
HEY!!!! Danny Partridge is the greatest bass player of all time. He was so fast it looked like his hand wasn't even moving.
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exitflagger wrote:Hahaha!!Winter wrote:Sounds like Exitfagger is jelus.
Yeah, I'm "jelus" of Revtard deep-throating your big old veiny cock. Keep on believing... brah!
I guess this thread will ultimately end because of you two grossing everybody out with your nauseating dude-on-dude 69ing.
First off, this thread isnt about me. It's Rev's.
Second, if youd like to continue talking about gay sex, then please do so in my winter is a man thread.
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HEY!!!! Danny Partridge is the greatest bass player of all time. He was so fast it looked like his hand wasn't even moving.
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It's cool, Winter. The guys who follow me around Sludge usually tend to lose control of their man lust and start going all gay for me. It starts with the fantasies as you see here. Vivid, colorful descriptions of veins and shafts and "to the hilt" scenarios... Usually the next step is to surf a bunch of gay porn for pictures of gay men which they will then open in Photoshop. Once there they will carefully, slowly, painstakingly trace around gay penis after gay penis and then copy/paste those penises on pictures of me just to see what it would look like if they could ever do it for real with their own little tallywhackers. Just watch 'em go! It's entertaining.
And I am a fan of the full-figured gal, Winter.
And I am a fan of the full-figured gal, Winter.
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Winter is not a "gal" you fucking dunce.
Jesus Christ, you're thick as a goddamn brick, son.
YOU ARE BUTTERING UP A DUDE!
Jesus Christ, you're thick as a goddamn brick, son.
YOU ARE BUTTERING UP A DUDE!
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