Don't hate!

[Bourbon Cowboy]

Instead you just showed how sick your little mind is and exactly which section of the gutter you like to keep it in... Perv Griffin.

Then when someone accuses you of having sick thoughts about kids on your mind you figure the ol', "if you're saying I'm sick you must be" will work.

See? You're suggesting I have sick thoughts towards children, thereby resorting to the 'sicko pedophile' attack, when in fact I merely pointed out your stupid attempt in suggesting someone doing something offensive, thereby offending children in your comments.

Maybe you can clarify how a person would offend a toddler?
Since we both know that young children, especially toddlers, do not have the mental capacity to be offended or even know what being offended to be, how would one be offended by someone donning a Disney costume?
The fact is your little attempt to suggest someone is low enough to don a costume and attempt to commit something offensive towards a child is still the idiotic choice of flames on here right up to trying an attempt to suggest someone has sick thoughts towards children when calling you on your stupid comment, is typical lowlife shit on here.
Only the Sludge mental midgets resort to it.

Are you as successful at scouting as you are at worming your way out of this stuff?

Guess you'll have to wait for my youtube videos if I ever get so desperate to create some to document my awesome life's travels.

I am happy that you care to not be on my personal "anonymous dink" list though. It touches me.

'Anonymous dink list?'

That's almost kinda cute. Sounds like something my 6 year old niece would label the guests of her parties with her dolls.
Is that list anything like the 'Panel of 9 anonymous Sludgers' I've heard about around here?

Sorry about that "touches me" reference. I don't want to set you off or anything. Easy there, killa.

See? This is where you're just being really unfunny and genuinely creepy, like you're enjoying the coy skeevy schtik a little too much. Nothing you're doing on here is 'setting me off.'
You're just not that good.

You are looking very, very silly though.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Sure was a long, drawn out (boring) reply for a guy who couldn't give less of a shit about me.

Anyway...

Maybe you can clarify how a person would offend a toddler.

Sure.... I'll help you out with that since you obviously can ONLY think of the perverted ways, hence your long, drawn out me-thinks-thou-dost-protest-too-much response.

See, you can offend a toddler from behind a mask much in the same way you can offend a person on Sludge from behind a mask. Ready? You go like this...

"You're fat and ugly and your mommy hates you and doesn't want to give you any attention. Your mommy is also a stinky poo-poo face and so are you! Nanny nanny poo poo!"

See there, perv? See how it looks just like one of the retarded posts from the anonymous pussies? See how it looks in context when written by a guy who is not a kid pediddler like you?

Fuck off, perverted dink.

[Bourbon Cowboy]

Sure was a long, drawn out (boring) reply for a guy who couldn't give less of a shit about me.

So boring, you read every word. Probably twice.
Who said I don't give a shit about anyone on here? Don't sell yourself short here twinkles, I could always give less of a shit about you. I said you aren't good enough to 'set me off.'
This isn't me going off. I actually feel sorry for you. This whole life's display of yours all over Sludge here must mean very much to you.

See, you can offend a toddler from behind a mask much in the same way you can offend a person on Sludge from behind a mask. Ready? You go like this...

"You're fat and ugly and your mommy hates you and doesn't want to give you any attention. Your mommy is also a stinky poo-poo face and so are you! Nanny nanny poo poo!"

See a toddler wouldn't know it's being offended here. The toddler is not going to harrumph and say "WELL I NEVER!" and storm off in a huff.
That's not offending, that inflicting verbal and mental abuse on a child. Big difference.
It also sounds more like someone has some experience in that whole scenario...
(I hope the rest of your childhood was better.)

See how it looks in context when written by a guy who is not a kid pediddler like you?

See? Oh well congrats on joining the list of past Sludge lowlifes who scraped the bottom of their purse for last ditch flames.
And here I thought you had potential to rejuvenate Hatas. Too bad.

Fuck off, perverted dink.

You're quite an emotional man aren't you?

[HollywoodRose]

Don't hate. Love. And send me pictures.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

I got this belt buckle for less than one dollar this weekend. WATCH THIS BAD BOY GO for hundreds!

Don't hate!
Celebrate!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/330757821409?ss ... 1586.l2649

[MitziDupree]

I got this belt buckle for less than one dollar this weekend. WATCH THIS BAD BOY GO for hundreds!

Don't hate!
Celebrate!

http://www.ebay.com/itm/330757821409?ss ... 1586.l2649

Hundreds. Wow. That's some serious dough.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Check it out... A smiling 3-eyed ghost potato chip.
...And I already got a bid on it!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 0758789446

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Hey haterz! I just sold my $1 dollar elephant buckle for $280.00 dollars.
Don't hate.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/330757821409?ss ... 1559.l2649

... But I only got $1.04 plus 5.60 shipping for my potato chip.

[MitziDupree]

Wow. That's some serious dough.

[Efilnikufesin]

Hey haterz! I just sold my $1 dollar elephant buckle for $280.00 dollars.
Don't hate.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/330757821409?ss ... 1559.l2649

... But I only got $1.04 plus 5.60 shipping for my potato chip.

How much did you get for your integrity, sense of humor, and your credibility?

[Efilnikufesin]

Did your Daughter buy the chip?

You know?


'cuz of her weight problem.

She FAT!

HAHAHAHAHA .

[*flick*]

She bought the belt buckle too. She needed something sophisticated to strap in that gunt.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

This just came in the mail.
It's a gift for my closest friend.



Now playing...



Don't hate.
...Or incinerate!

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

The bouncing athlete in *flick*s icon...

Who?

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

OK, so that last television production company that called us about our antique hunting video got trumped by some other station on the idea. FYI, the company that called us are the same people who produce Bridezillas and Billy The Exterminator so we know they are legit.

Anywho... I'll be dipped if we didn't just get another random call out of the blue from a completely different Los Angeles based company. They want us for some show idea of theirs. I wonder if it'll happen this time. Either way, like last time, I'm satisfied knowing these companies find this stuff on their own and call us about it.

In other news, I took my band into the recording studio on Sunday and captured some seriously kick-ass stuff. We got two covers and an original recorded. Just got to do some mastering and I'll post them for y'all to hate on. Of course one of the covers is for that tribute album I told you about that will hit the racks at Best Buy and FYE, etc this year.

I also think the original will have some pretty decent success. It's wicked good! Seriously!

In the meantime, here's a teaser...
http://youtu.be/jqfpHrRMAlk

Don't hate!

[Efilnikufesin]

Well the good news is the Youtube vid was shot prior to the circle jerk.

[Efilnikufesin]

Also.. So what you are saying is a production co that produces white trash tv were interested in you and your "chick" for a show.

Gotcha.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Man! That is just a GORGEOUS bike! Ain't it? I sometimes sit and just stare at it. Fucking love that thing!

Don't hate, dinks!

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Sorry to the New England people... My bad!

http://youtu.be/9AIl3qSOmDE

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Picked this up at the local Salvation Army store for under $20 bucks.
check it out. Freakin' little thing!

[Efilnikufesin]

You shop at the Salvation Army Store?

That's pretty cool of you.

Giving back, and what not

Did you ride shotgun in a truck to get there?

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Just ran 192 miles with my relay team. It was a run that went all day, over night and half the next day. We totally kicked some ass!

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

New ape hangers freshly installed today. Wild 1 chubby's 16"... Don't hate, dinks!

[Efilnikufesin]

Sofa King

[*flick*]

Just ran 192 miles with my relay team. It was a run that went all day, over night and half the next day. We totally kicked some ass!

That entire back row looks like they were recruited from the Special Olympics.

[*flick*]

That entire back row looks like they were recruited from the Special Olympics.

"Once we finish our running race we can have a pizza party. PIZZA PARTY!!! PIZZA PARTY!!! I like to sing and clap with the music..."

What the hell is Rev drinking? Semen on the rocks?

[HollywoodRose]

don't hate, la la don't hate.

[HollywoodRose]

hate is healthy. towards jews.

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

OK, so that last television production company that called us about our antique hunting video got trumped by some other station on the idea. FYI, the company that called us are the same people who produce Bridezillas and Billy The Exterminator so we know they are legit.

Anywho... I'll be dipped if we didn't just get another random call out of the blue from a completely different Los Angeles based company. They want us for some show idea of theirs. I wonder if it'll happen this time. Either way, like last time, I'm satisfied knowing these companies find this stuff on their own and call us about it.

I'll be dipped! The second production company actually called us back today! We have a Skype interview tomorrow at 4pm with them.
Kool!

[Rev. Johnny Tyler]

Had a two hour interview with the TV producers. This thing is starting to look like a reality...
Show.