There Is A God!
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Peasants of Sludge. Hearken ye... Let it be known that there is a God of Sludge (and a goddess) and we must all acknowledge and respect them, but until the gods take me, I am KING OF SLUDGE!
(I was even killed and ressurected so respect the authoritay!)
I have appointed all REAL people, whom have braved the gauntlet and shown positive proof of who they really are, as knights of my kingdom. They by default rule you with iron fists which they may use to beat you about the head, neck, chest and face area, or simply shove up your ass the way my friend Caligula liked to do it. (Please note that knights are knights regardless of fuckhead status.)
I have allowed a select few to be inside the royal trusted circle (regardless of knighthood status.) They know who they are.
Don't bother arguing with me about it. Just eat what I feed you and do my bidding, fuckers.
(I was even killed and ressurected so respect the authoritay!)
I have appointed all REAL people, whom have braved the gauntlet and shown positive proof of who they really are, as knights of my kingdom. They by default rule you with iron fists which they may use to beat you about the head, neck, chest and face area, or simply shove up your ass the way my friend Caligula liked to do it. (Please note that knights are knights regardless of fuckhead status.)
I have allowed a select few to be inside the royal trusted circle (regardless of knighthood status.) They know who they are.
Don't bother arguing with me about it. Just eat what I feed you and do my bidding, fuckers.
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Stoner wrote:Everyone here sucks.
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Good peasant!
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Don't bother arguing with me about it. Just eat what I feed you and do my bidding, fuckers.
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No, see 'cuz Winter is a real person with a real name and a real face and she gets the game I play with you idiots. Duh!Grendel wrote:Has Winter acknowledged that Revturd is a massive pudenda?
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Drunk Mazeraturd wrote: ...but hes going to run and hes going to win.
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Excellent loyal subjects.
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:No, see 'cuz Winter is a real person with a real name
Oh yeah? What's her name?
Kristi Vicious wrote:
Someone clone her now, so we have an army of Mitzis when she dies.
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Grendel, for his use of the term "pudenda" in a thread is the only King I recognize.
HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Of course your asshole is going to be sore when you volunteer for an asspounding and not set any boundaries at all.
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Pudenda is a far too often neglected word. I commend anyone who finds time to use it.
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You must be the only male alive that when you get a boner your penis actually shrinks in size.
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Nice try brah, but the KING of METAL SLUDGE is right here. Never left.Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Peasants of Sludge. Hearken ye... Let it be known that there is a God of Sludge (and a goddess) and we must all acknowledge and respect them, but until the gods take me, I am KING OF SLUDGE!
(I was even killed and ressurected so respect the authoritay!)
I have appointed all REAL people, whom have braved the gauntlet and shown positive proof of who they really are, as knights of my kingdom. They by default rule you with iron fists which they may use to beat you about the head, neck, chest and face area, or simply shove up your ass the way my friend Caligula liked to do it. (Please note that knights are knights regardless of fuckhead status.)
I have allowed a select few to be inside the royal trusted circle (regardless of knighthood status.) They know who they are.
Don't bother arguing with me about it. Just eat what I feed you and do my bidding, fuckers.
Yes I'm Godlike espeshiily good looks, that god being Adonous, I've ruled this site since before it's exception...
But like I've told the other pretenders and wannabe contenders on METAL SLUDGE, keep playin' those bars and reaching for those stars!
x0x0x0x ladies..
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Eric Is A God!
Enjoy the music, friends
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w
This thread just got a little bit worth a shit. Thanks to me...
GOD
You're welcome, dink.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w
This thread just got a little bit worth a shit. Thanks to me...
GOD
You're welcome, dink.
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Ya, dummy. I'm gonna post someone's name here.MitziDupree wrote:Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:No, see 'cuz Winter is a real person with a real name
Oh yeah? What's her name?
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote: Ya, dummy. I'm gonna post someone's name here.
Why not? Ohhhh...it's against the rules, huh?
Okay - well, why don't you have Winter come over and post her name, then?
I'm sure she'll be happy to do anything you ask.
We'll be waiting.
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Someone clone her now, so we have an army of Mitzis when she dies.
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MitziDupree wrote:Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:No, see 'cuz Winter is a real person with a real name
Oh yeah? What's her name?
I'm guessing it's Grizzelda or maybe Hortense.
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'Cuz I don't do your bidding, Jabba. You do mine.MitziDupree wrote: Okay - well, why don't you have Winter come over and post her name, then?
She's free to come over on her own to confirm or deny as are the other Sludgers with whom I am on a first name basis.
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Jabba? You talkin' to me, daddy?
She's free to come over here and confirm or deny what?
She's free to come over here and confirm or deny what?
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Someone clone her now, so we have an army of Mitzis when she dies.
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um... Whether or not we are on a first name basis, Bess.MitziDupree wrote:She's free to come over here and confirm or deny what?
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That she loves gang rape just as much as revturd.MitziDupree wrote:She's free to come over here and confirm or deny what?
Drunk Mazeraturd wrote: ...but hes going to run and hes going to win.
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Seriously... Did the bad man that raped you tear your ass flesh in some manner than just never healed? You poor thing.exitflagger wrote:That she loves gang rape just as much as revturd.MitziDupree wrote:She's free to come over here and confirm or deny what?
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She's free to come over here and confirm or deny what?
Kristi Vicious wrote:
Someone clone her now, so we have an army of Mitzis when she dies.
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Hello kittens!
BarneyPipe wrote:
HEY!!!! Danny Partridge is the greatest bass player of all time. He was so fast it looked like his hand wasn't even moving.
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Hello, sasquatch!
Could you please either confirm or deny?
And would you then please post your full legal name?
Thanks in advance.
Could you please either confirm or deny?
And would you then please post your full legal name?
Thanks in advance.
Kristi Vicious wrote:
Someone clone her now, so we have an army of Mitzis when she dies.
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What am I comfirming or denying?
....and I shall remain nameless.
....and I shall remain nameless.
BarneyPipe wrote:
HEY!!!! Danny Partridge is the greatest bass player of all time. He was so fast it looked like his hand wasn't even moving.
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Not for nothing, but it makes sense to me that the King of Sludge™ treads the real-life boards of the Haverhill/Lawrence/Lowell armpit trifecta. Hey Regal Schmiegel – ride yer hog on over to Chunky's and get me some Jalapeño Poppers, stat!
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Winter wrote:
....and I shall remain nameless.
I'm totally confused. Why won't you share your name with us?
Kristi Vicious wrote:
Someone clone her now, so we have an army of Mitzis when she dies.
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Nice try.MitziDupree wrote:Winter wrote:
....and I shall remain nameless.
I'm totally confused. Why won't you share your name with us?
BarneyPipe wrote:
HEY!!!! Danny Partridge is the greatest bass player of all time. He was so fast it looked like his hand wasn't even moving.
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Alright. I give.
Its Lotta Monan.
Its Lotta Monan.
BarneyPipe wrote:
HEY!!!! Danny Partridge is the greatest bass player of all time. He was so fast it looked like his hand wasn't even moving.