Dink List 2.0- REBOOTED!

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Dink List 2.0- REBOOTED!

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REBOOT!
The dink list has been rebooted and cleared. All databases that were once present have been removed and the list is now freshly reinstalled, clean and ready to accept a fresh batch of dinks, much like *flick*'s chick's bum hole in a pool hall.

After the purge and reboot, the following names have been removed from the list, leaving it clear and ready to receive fresh entries. Posts by these users have not been viewed by anyone of any significance in over a year.

*flick*
BlackCrypt
Efilnikufesin
Exitfagger
Grendel
JRA
The_Alternym

After more than one year, the system has analyzed the butthurt biorhythms and concluded that the most damaged dink on the list was indeed *flick* and the reason was "A bad night in a pool hall."

The system has decided to keep *flicks*'s Butthurt Badge of Honor as a memorial to *flick* and his accomplishments.

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So now that the system has been purged, there is room for a whole new list. Feel free to filter yourself through the system to see if you qualify!

The original Dink List and analysis are archived below for your enjoyment.
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If you are on this list, you are either a boring, anonymous dink with nothing of substance to offer, or someone who quotes a boring, anonymous dink with nothing of substance to offer. In either case, if you are on this list, you no longer muck up my scenery. You've been foewned™. This list is fluid. RED text denotates a dog dink.

*flick*
Efilnikufesin
Exitflagger
Grendel
The_Alternym

And the following are the INVISIBLE DINKS.
These are the dinks that are so small that you can hardly see them. They are just as ignored as the standard dinks, only they are teenie tiny little things and not easily seen with the naked eye... (or the naked chick for that matter.)

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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote: This list is fluid.
Just like your big old vagina.
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You forgot NeverSurrender. He's the dinkiest.
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Neversurrender hasn't done anything to be foewned yet. You don't just get foewned for sludging. You have to be a repetitive dink with no creativity and nothing new to offer. Basically, you have to be a redundant bore or someone who quotes redundant bores, which is even more redundant and boring than the original redundant, boring post itself.
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... the list of people who RapeNRevtard got a sandy vagina over.

:lol:
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I think this list is awesome - I'm proud to be in such august company.

Bonus: Published proof that we truly upset the Revtard.

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or someone who quotes a boring, anonymous dink with nothing of substance to offer.
I didn't quote you.

Dink.
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Admit it. Being called a dink had to hurt.
I now own an astonishing twelve forks, of varying size and quality. Those ol' one fork, Hamburger Helper days are gone for good.
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what about MCSmallDink ?
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What's a Dink? :oops:
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Aaahhh he even aplphabetized his little list.



Foe-Q! Reverend Peter Puffer!
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Caustic Queen wrote:What's a Dink? :oops:
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Anyone on the Dink List can get themselves removed from the Dink List simply by publicly asking to be removed and then simply not committing infractions that would warrant being added to the Dink List again.
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Anyone on the Dink List can get themselves removed from the Dink List simply by publicly asking to be removed and then simply not committing infractions that would warrant being added to the Dink List again.
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Grendel wrote:Can I get off the dink list?

Do the right thing, Rev.
Grendel asked nicely.

Show this dinkling that you are a man of your word.
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GreazyNutz wrote:
Grendel wrote:Can I get off the dink list?

Do the right thing, Rev.
Grendel asked nicely.

Show this dinkling that you are a man of your word.
Obviously I didn't see his request. Now I'm stuck with a problem because you quoted a dink!
Shit! :evil:

Eh... I get to make the final judgement call anyway and I say... Grendel comes off and you don't go on (this time).
I guess since you didn't quote a dink being a dink I'll let it slide.
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Why aren't YOU on the "dink list?"

You meet all the qualifications.
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:
GreazyNutz wrote:

Do the right thing, Rev.
Grendel asked nicely.

Show this dinkling that you are a man of your word.
Obviously I didn't see his request. Now I'm stuck with a problem because you quoted a dink!
Shit! :evil:

Eh... I get to make the final judgement call anyway and I say... Grendel comes off and you don't go on (this time).
I guess since you didn't quote a dink being a dink I'll let it slide.

We need to come up with a way for me to report apologetic dinks to you without tarnishing my own (barely) dink-free rep.
Should I just pm you next time?
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cantstopthemusic wrote:
Caustic Queen wrote:What's a Dink? :oops:
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:shock:
Thank you.
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GreazyNutz wrote:
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:
GreazyNutz wrote:

Do the right thing, Rev.
Grendel asked nicely.

Show this dinkling that you are a man of your word.
Obviously I didn't see his request. Now I'm stuck with a problem because you quoted a dink!
Shit! :evil:

Eh... I get to make the final judgement call anyway and I say... Grendel comes off and you don't go on (this time).
I guess since you didn't quote a dink being a dink I'll let it slide.

We need to come up with a way for me to report apologetic dinks to you without tarnishing my own (barely) dink-free rep.
Should I just pm you next time?
Naw, mang! Dinks need to make new threads, publicly requesting to be removed. I can read their thread titles. :wink:
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Caustic Queen wrote:
cantstopthemusic wrote:Dink Stuff
:shock:
Thank you.
No... Thank YOU! :D
You were boring me anyway. Glad you quinked and made the D-list. Grendel left an opening that needed filling.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:




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:lol: Grendel pulled a Trojan Horse!

*knock knock*
Rev: Who is it?
Grendel: Candygram...
Rev: Who?
Grendel: Candygram...
Rev: I didn't order a candygram. Go away!

*pause*

Grendel: Flowers, ma'am...
Rev: Flowers? Oh, how nice! I love flowers!

*opens door*

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This Just In: We already knew.

We also know that you're a giant pussy because you've...OMG...FOED ME. This is hilarious because we both know that you read every one of my posts, but now that you've made your little Summer's Eve grandstand, you have to keep playing along. If you ever DID remove your "These Guys Embarass Me Because they Clown Me So Hard" list, you'd look like an even bigger pussy than you do now, which is almost unthinkable. :lol:
Rev: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

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Rev, I hope you never put me on the list.....even though I probably deserve it. Ive quoted some of the members of the Dink List.

Im a dink myself.
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Surely you meant to say you have a dink yourself?
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I wear this title proudly and hope I'm never removed from the team..

Just knowing that a middle aged alleged badass Harley ridin Marine fully admits to using the Foe function on Metal Sludge on me and calls it his 'dinks list' is worth it every time I log onto Sludge and enjoy the laugh... :lol:
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:
Caustic Queen wrote:
cantstopthemusic wrote:Dink Stuff
:shock:
Thank you.
No... Thank YOU! :D
You were boring me anyway. Glad you quinked and made the D-list. Grendel left an opening that needed filling.
Dink Stuff?

You mean .... YOUR photo?

I agree, dink!
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Winter wrote:Rev, I hope you never put me on the list.....even though I probably deserve it. Ive quoted some of the members of the Dink List.

Im a dink myself.
But I get to make the final judgement call. I know when a quink when I see one.
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