THIS JUST IN!!!!!!

*flick* · Post by ***flick*** » Mon Jun 18, 2012 8:01 pm

Rev tries so hard to convince us he's a 1%'er whether it's in the socio-economic world or the badass biker world.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 4:14 am

Efilnikufesin · Post by **Efilnikufesin** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:39 pm

The above picture has great Photo shop potential.

I'm thinking.

Caustic Queen · Post by **Caustic Queen** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 3:31 pm

Efilnikufesin wrote:The above picture has great Photo shop potential.

I'm thinking.

Kool Kids... short bus... yeah, I think you're right..

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:56 pm

Stupid fucks.

Endless Yodel · Post by **Endless Yodel** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 6:37 pm

Fundead upon seeing the Rev's signature photo: "Why is there blood on his rear view mirror?"

*flick* · Post by ***flick*** » Tue Jun 19, 2012 7:26 pm

It almost seemed like he was responding to people on his "dink list" there for a second. You don't think he really reads every post of the Foed Like Fuck Gang do you?

Caustic Queen · Post by **Caustic Queen** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:17 am

*flick* wrote:It almost seemed like he was responding to people on his "dink list" there for a second. You don't think he really reads every post of the Foed Like Fuck Gang do you?

He's clicking "Show Post" like a motherfucker.

Danzig in the Dark · Post by **Danzig in the Dark** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 12:30 pm

Grendel wrote:He is a 45 year old man photoshopping vampire teeth on himself.

Fucking Twighlight.

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:56 pm

Grendel wrote:He is a 45 year old man photoshopping vampire teeth on himself.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Thu Jun 21, 2012 7:49 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 10:40 am

Stupid Goodbye Thread · Fri Jun 22, 2012 11:07 am

Are you the one driving the bus?

Endless Yodel · Post by **Endless Yodel** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:30 pm

Why is the girl attempting to drive the bus with no battery? And why are the rear tires a lot larger than the ones in front? Oh, I get it: it's a cartoon. Rev, you so crazy!

Efilnikufesin · Post by **Efilnikufesin** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:26 pm

Rev must be the one with the weiner in his mouth.

Efilnikufesin · Post by **Efilnikufesin** » Fri Jun 22, 2012 5:14 pm

Using a mug is not TROOO ROK!

Efilnikufesin · Post by **Efilnikufesin** » Mon Jul 02, 2012 6:55 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:

Not only are you a walking talking pissflap, but you can run too!

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 5:20 am

No, silly. Not that exact bike, but a brand new Harley Street Bob or the cash equivalent.
You gotta get a royal straight flush to win the bike, but the highest hand, even if it's just a pair of jacks wins $500 bucks straight out of my pocket.

Any local Sludgers are welcome to come check out my tiny little ass on stage at the big after party. Come see if you can cheat the system and make me eat a Harley, take 5 bills out of my pocket, or stand next to me for a photo op for posting here on Sludge, garnering endless laughs for yourself after exposing my tiny stature.

Proceeds to benefit Merrimack Valley Hospice House.

MitziDupree · Post by **MitziDupree** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 12:00 pm

"Things You'd Rather Do Than Watch Rev's Shitty Cover Band"

I'll start:

Root Canal

Tax Returns

DMV

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:08 pm

MitziDupree wrote:"Things You'd Rather Do Than Watch Rev's Shitty Cover Band"

I'll start:

Root Canal

Tax Returns

DMV

Watch Mitzi eat a Popsicle..
Watch Mitzi move in mysterious ways..
Watch Mitzi as she dances on the sand...
Watch Mitzi walk by moonlight while no one really knows..
Watch Mitzi's brown skin shining in the sun with her hair combed back and her sunglasses on..

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Fri Aug 10, 2012 10:32 pm

I got a new singer so my band is.a little less crappy now.

Caustic Queen · Post by **Caustic Queen** » Sun Aug 12, 2012 9:04 am

MitziDupree wrote:"Things You'd Rather Do Than Watch Rev's Shitty Cover Band"

Watch church on TV

Walk barefoot in the sewer

Go through Heroin withdrawl

Turner Coates · Post by **Turner Coates** » Sun Aug 12, 2012 11:05 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:

Endless Yodel · Post by **Endless Yodel** » Sun Aug 12, 2012 4:14 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I got a new singer so my band is.a little less crappy now.

If that doesn't get people to whip out their checkbooks for the hospice program, I don't know what will.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 10:24 am

Eh... Whatever.
You get a pretty good deal for the ticket price. For example, for $25 bucks you get to ride in the run and play for the $500 prize (for the highest hand.) You are also playing to win a brand new Harley (got to get a royal straight flush to win that, but if it happens, it happens). Ticket price also includes a 12 page program, one raffle ticket, the wristband and also includes food and drink. (Bar-B-Q.). This on top of the live entertainment, Bike Olympics, vendors, other games, raffles and prizes, etc.

Or, for $10 bucks you can get just a party ticket which includes everything but no T-shirt and you are not in the running for the grand prize.

Anyway.. Local Sludgers are welcomed. It's very short money for a great time. Happens tomorrow. Contact me if you need.

BlackCrypt · Post by **BlackCrypt** » Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:54 pm

Are you gonna be be taking the RV to the poker run?

Google Street view got the latest shot on the restoration.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Fri Aug 24, 2012 7:48 am

Great day. We were able to cut a check to the Merrimack valley Hospice House in the amount of $1,650.00. Not bad for a first run! Next time will be even bigger and better.

More pics here.

friendshipismagic · Post by **friendshipismagic** » Fri Aug 24, 2012 8:58 pm

Dnt get the rev hate eh, revs pretty cool guy drives a motorcycle goes on cool vacations and doesn't afraid of anything.

panteraman319 · Post by **panteraman319** » Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:56 pm

Rev ur so groovy

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:37 am

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