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MitziDupree · Post by **MitziDupree** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:35 am

You're a flabby, tasteless, middle-aged man still clinging to his rock and roll fantasies by sporting Axl-esque bandanas and subjecting the world to his hairy underarms and white trash lineage by wearing a wife beater in public?

This Just In: We already knew.

We also know that you're a giant pussy because you've...OMG...FOED ME. This is hilarious because we both know that you read every one of my posts, but now that you've made your little Summer's Eve grandstand, you have to keep playing along. If you ever DID remove your "These Guys Embarass Me Because they Clown Me So Hard" list, you'd look like an even bigger pussy than you do now, which is almost unthinkable.

exitflagger · Post by **exitflagger** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:53 am

I can't speak from personal experience but I would think a colostomy bag would work better than just keeping a trash can under your ass all the time.

It must suck to be so full of shit that it constantly leaks out the rear hatch.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:40 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:20 am

LIVE, ACTION PACKED video of a gopher, some cats and some birds!

thewonkytits · Post by **thewonkytits** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:43 am

That party looks like it's a rockin'. Did you all happen to sell hamburgers with cheese for a buck-fifty?

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 11:11 am

thewonkytits wrote:That party looks like it's a rockin'. Did you all happen to sell hamburgers with cheese for a buck-fifty?

Nope... Pizza though.
Cheese or pepperoni!

Efilnikufesin · Post by **Efilnikufesin** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:02 pm

Are those people dancing or witnessing a rape?

The_Alternym™ · Post by **The_Alternym™** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:38 pm

Efilnikufesin wrote:Are those people dancing or witnessing a rape?

I don't see a pool table or a Judge Judy poster so that might rule out the rape.

Endless Yodel · Post by **Endless Yodel** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:35 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:

*flick* · Post by ***flick*** » Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:05 pm

Special Olympics after party. Rock on Revtard, rock on.

MotleyMaiden · Post by **MotleyMaiden** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:39 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:

You look like that travel gnome from that website. Are you offering special all inclusive, bargain basement prices to Las Vegas?

exitflagger · Post by **exitflagger** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:44 am

Haha!! I just noticed he photoshopped the trash can out from under his ass!

What a vain little girl. So much for not reading our posts.

MitziDupree · Post by **MitziDupree** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:27 am

exitflagger wrote:Haha!! I just noticed he photoshopped the trash can out from under his ass!

Looks like your post touched a nerve...or a sphincter...or something. Such the huge pussy.

exitflagger wrote: So much for not reading our posts.

Of course he reads them. That's the beauty part of the corner he painted himself into. We get to clown him up one side and down the other, and he just has to take it.

"Get off the dink list"? Are you out of your fucking mind? It's the best thing EVAH!!!

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:54 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 10:06 am

MitziDupree · Post by **MitziDupree** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 11:59 am

exitflagger wrote:Haha!! I just noticed he photoshopped the trash can out from under his ass!

He's now edited that photo TWICE!!! LMGDMDAO!

saracapri · Post by **saracapri** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:10 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:

WTF?

The_Alternym™ · Post by **The_Alternym™** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:49 pm

MitziDupree wrote:
exitflagger wrote:Haha!! I just noticed he photoshopped the trash can out from under his ass!

He's now edited that photo TWICE!!! LMGDMDAO!

He schooled and owned himself.

Luminiferous · Post by **Luminiferous** » Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:20 pm

MitziDupree wrote:
exitflagger wrote:Haha!! I just noticed he photoshopped the trash can out from under his ass!

He's now edited that photo TWICE!!! LMGDMDAO!

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:13 am

MonkeyBoy · Post by **MonkeyBoy** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:54 am

MitziDupree wrote:You're a flabby, tasteless, middle-aged man still clinging to his rock and roll fantasies by sporting Axl-esque bandanas and subjecting the world to his hairy underarms and white trash lineage by wearing a wife beater in public?

This Just In: We already knew.

We also know that you're a giant pussy because you've...OMG...FOED ME. This is hilarious because we both know that you read every one of my posts, but now that you've made your little Summer's Eve grandstand, you have to keep playing along. If you ever DID remove your "These Guys Embarass Me Because they Clown Me So Hard" list, you'd look like an even bigger pussy than you do now, which is almost unthinkable.

Quoted. Add my name to the list of people who thing rape is wrong.

Winter · Post by **Winter** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:02 am

Lookin good Rev!

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:26 am

MonkeyBoy wrote:Quoted. Add my name to the list of people who thing rape is wrong.

So be it. It is done. I THING you are a perfect candidate for any dink list.

Winter wrote:Lookin good Rev!

Feelin' good, Winter!

MotleyMaiden · Post by **MotleyMaiden** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:32 am

Winter wrote:Lookin good Rev!

Compared to WHAT?? A 6 day old corpse in the desert? And what the hell is that black spot on his crotch??

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 6:55 am

MotleyMaiden wrote:I was totally looking at Rev's crotch!

MotleyMaiden · Post by **MotleyMaiden** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:26 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:
MotleyMaiden wrote:I was totally looking at Rev's crotch!

Yeah. Because that big black spot looks like you have been rubbing your dirty, greasy hands all over your white shorts is really hard too miss. Or maybe Winter used her man paws to rub all over you before the show. Either way, if you are going to perform, you should at least do so in CLEAN clothes.

I would normally in cases like this feel the need to pour bleach in my eyes to get the horrifying visual out of having looked at your crotch but it does appear that you really do have a wee willy winker that really can't cause all that much damage. In fact, it almost appears to be an innie. It makes me kinda of pity you really.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:02 am

Whatever, baby.

This Polish boy just smirks at you.

Caustic Queen · Post by **Caustic Queen** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:13 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote: So be it. It is done. I THING you are a perfect candidate for any dink list.

Do you really THING so?

MotleyMaiden · Post by **MotleyMaiden** » Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:19 am

A little Polish boy with dirty clothes and small wiener. How unoriginal. Even your obsession with your Harley Davidson to try and make yourself feel more like a man just feeds the stereotype. You talk about other people on here being boring but damn dude, you are a walking cliche.

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