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Efilnikufesin · Post by **Efilnikufesin** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 1:19 pm

Hey Revvvvvv How does that chick in the pic feel about Winter?

cantstopthemusic · Post by **cantstopthemusic** » Thu Aug 30, 2012 11:10 pm

Efilnikufesin wrote:Hey Revvvvvv How does that chick in the pic feel about Winter?

She looks awfully uncomfortable in that forced-looking pose.

Had you not paid her, yet?

Caustic Queen · Post by **Caustic Queen** » Fri Aug 31, 2012 3:19 am

cantstopthemusic wrote:
Efilnikufesin wrote:Hey Revvvvvv How does that chick in the pic feel about Winter?
She looks awfully uncomfortable in that forced-looking pose.

Had you not paid her, yet?

She was afraid he was going to drop her bike...

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Mon Sep 03, 2012 7:00 pm

BlackCrypt wrote:Google Street view got the latest shot on the restoration.

My camper does NOT look like that right now!!!!!

...It looks like this!

It's a Barbie camper now!

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Wed Sep 26, 2012 11:46 pm

Litterally JUST IN!

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Fri Nov 09, 2012 4:56 am

Been a little busy lately... Jammin' with the band and throwin' parties.

Dig 2 and a half minutes of video from a recent bar gig if you please.
http://youtu.be/kmVa6lcr0C8

My Sunday Bloody Sunday party was a blast! (Sunday Morning Bloody Mary party at my place)

Hope you enjoyed this report!

The One And Only · Post by **The One And Only** » Thu Nov 22, 2012 3:26 pm

I'm new to this guy,but I'm guessing his life pretty much revolves around him.
Am I right?

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:43 am

Well we can't ALL revolve our lives around Kelly Bundy, ya little crank spanka.

*flick* · Post by ***flick*** » Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:31 pm

Grendel wrote:
The One And Only wrote:I'm new to this guy,but I'm guessing his life pretty much revolves around him.
Am I right?
Pretty much.

The fedora pic gives me douche chills.

Every once in a while I post the fedora pic on /b/ and tell everyone how inferior they are.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:52 am

*flick* wrote:Every once in a while I post the fedora pic on /b/ and tell everyone how inferior they are.

Ha! I troll /b/ all the time with pics of this asshole. Good times.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 1:27 pm

Why am I not surprised you like to hang out on an anonymous board where you can be your true inner asshole?
LOL @ you thinking about me all the time and bustin' out all those stored pics of me all the time just to look at me and share me with others. I'm not even surprised that more than one of you dinks does it.

Rainbow Bright · Post by **Rainbow Bright** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:02 pm

Funny. The way you post on here, people would just assume you're the new Shit Was So Cash meme.

Son_of_Sam_I_Am · Post by **Son_of_Sam_I_Am** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 2:03 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Why am I not surprised you like to hang out on an anonymous board where you can be your true inner asshole?

I dunno, numbnuts. Maybe because I've said repeadedly that I enjoy being an asshole on anonymous boards?

*flick* · Post by ***flick*** » Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:18 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Why am I not surprised you like to hang out on an anonymous board where you can be your true inner asshole?
LOL @ you thinking about me all the time and bustin' out all those stored pics of me all the time just to look at me and share me with others. I'm not even surprised that more than one of you dinks does it.

Hey Revy, does it make your mangina bleed when you see a post of mine quoted?

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:46 pm

Just wanted to thank you guys. Seems whenever I want to know what really works, I just need to come here and find out what you idiots hate.
Thanks for hating the fedora idea. It's really catching on! We have a whole fedora ranking system now! White fedora at your first show, black at your second and you can work your way up to the Golden Fedora or even higher!

Thanks, you guys! Got any more tips?

*flick* · Post by ***flick*** » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:44 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Just wanted to thank you guys. Seems whenever I want to know what really works, I just need to come here and find out what you idiots hate.
Thanks for hating the fedora idea. It's really catching on! We have a whole fedora ranking system now! White fedora at your first show, black at your second and you can work your way up to the Golden Fedora or even higher!

Thanks, you guys! Got any more tips?

Hand out condoms so your fans don't breed. Someone quote this statim!

BlackCrypt · Post by **BlackCrypt** » Wed Feb 20, 2013 10:02 pm

Efilnikufesin · Post by **Efilnikufesin** » Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:55 pm

My only tip would be cut your hair and take a shower. You look like Dan Messina fucked a Sleestack.

You greazy grubby fuck!

Fans...lmao

BlackCrypt · Post by **BlackCrypt** » Thu Feb 21, 2013 10:30 pm

They see you rollin' and they hatin.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:41 am

LOL!

Endless Yodel · Post by **Endless Yodel** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 7:07 am

BlackCrypt wrote:They see you rollin' and they hatin.

Indeed. Although it's not so much "Riding Dirty" as it is this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw

BlackCrypt · Post by **BlackCrypt** » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:43 pm

Good news everyone! I am apparently on the ilustrious ignore list!

BlackCrypt · Post by **BlackCrypt** » Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:44 pm

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:25 pm

Man! If only that whole fedora/smiley face idea would catch on!
http://youtu.be/6nWc_wuPvPE

JohnDeaux · Post by **JohnDeaux** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:33 pm

So you went out and got some plastic fedoras to hand out and now it's a fad or something? And what's with the music stands? Your guys don't know the songs? That's not too Kool! And the bandana? Is that to keep the sweat off your brow from concentrating so hard on the fretboard? Look up every now and again...

Fucking Dink.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 3:01 pm

Thanks for watching.

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:29 am

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:59 pm

Happy weekend, fuckers!

Rev. Johnny Tyler · Post by **Rev. Johnny Tyler** » Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:51 am

Started dealing in antique furniture and other larger sized antiques. Check out some of the new stuff I picked up at auction the other day. Do you have any idea what an antique, pink marble-topped, hand-carved mahogany, gold-leaf-painted Rococo console goes for? I snagged it for a fraction of its value just like all the other pieces I got that night.

Dig this video.
http://youtu.be/GEO3oHHKGJA

The auctioneer wanted to cry. I got lucky. The crowd was there for the box lots and most of my bids on the furniture went uncontested. Doesn't happen often but I love it when it does.

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