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It's Hilarious What The Dinks Do For A Little Rev Attention

Post by Rev. Johnny Tyler »

I checked.
That is ALL WOMAN right there!
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Did you get a gander at those monolithic wham danglers on that scrumptious 117 lb frame?
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Her body is a wonderland.
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Her body is a wonderland.
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Her body is a wonderland.
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Dear Rev,

Seems like you started a thread championing an unpopular female Sludger once before. I also seem to recall that it didn't work out too well, causing said Sludger to trot out of here with a bad case of founder. Of course, I could be mistaken - my memory is fogged by some sort of noxious yellow smoke.

So - what do you have against Winter? Obviously, the tide has turned in your relationship. Dish!
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Her body is a wonderland.
8)
I knew you'd get that ass sooner or later.
Did she gobble the goo?
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:I checked.
That is ALL WOMAN right there!

I call bullshit!

Do you have the PM's to prove it?
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MitziDupree wrote:Dear Rev,

I also seem to recall that it didn't work out too well, causing said Sludger to trot out of here with a bad case of founder.
I once got the trots after I bought a bad case of flounder.
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Her body is a wonderland.
Damn right it is! :wink:
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Ham Stroker's Ejacula wrote:Did you get a gander at those monolithic wham danglers on that scrumptious 117 lb frame?
He most certainly did.

He's my love muffin! :wink: :wink:
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HEY!!!! Danny Partridge is the greatest bass player of all time. He was so fast it looked like his hand wasn't even moving.
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Winter Is NOTA Man!
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:That is ALLWO MAN right there!
So, which man is she?
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Facedown wrote:
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Winter Is NOTA Man!
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:That is ALLWO MAN right there!
So, which man is she?
You answered your own question.
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YEAH YEAH! Dude looks lika a scabie.....
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RapeNRevtard cupped Winter's balls...
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Cupped them? Sounds more like he swallowed them like a mouthful of steak and lobster..
So with Dinky McFail's relegating anyone who even acknowledged and replied to his droll posts (yes laughter and ownage is a reply) to his "dink foe list", I guess he's going to try and jump on the GreazyCapri schtick?

How original..

Hey maybe Winter can start typing her uninspired lovelorn responses to him in
yellow?
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Thanks for the suggestion!
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Not bold and do not enlarge the font..

Remember this is for Dinky... He'll thank you later.
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Winter wrote:
Facedown wrote:
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:Winter Is NOTA Man!
Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:That is ALLWO MAN right there!
So, which man is she?
You answered your own question.
Oops, meant which man iss he?
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Rev, would you let me grasp your cock and guide it into Winter's tight, wet pussy? I could even turn my head if you'd like. I hope I'm not coming across as a dink or a homosexual. I just think it'd be a great honor.
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Thanks Greez, but it already knows the way.

...But if you could tell me how to get to Sesame Street, that would be cool' cuz I still can't get there.
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Oh Rev dahling....where art thou my love?
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Really?

Nobody wants to see you snail trailing up the Boards with your insipid banter with r-tard.

Honestly.

I'ts less gross when Greezy does it.

You fucking Mancow.
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So Winter, did you have a boot to your neck while being forced to watch RapeNRevtard get a train ran on him at the pool hall? Those "real bikers" he hangs around with can be rough on him.
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Winter, don't give them any more info.
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Heh, I wont. No one need to know about our little escapade. Shhhhhh.....

We can hint though right?
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Efilnikufesin wrote:YEAH YEAH! Dude looks lika a scabie.....
http://youtu.be/nf0oXY4nDxE
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Winter wrote:Heh, I wont. No one need to know about our little escapade. Shhhhhh.....

We can hint though right?
All I'll say is, "nice meeting you" and leave it at that. You should too.
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Hey Winter how does your Husband feel about the Rev-Tard touching yer nuts?
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Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:
Winter wrote:Heh, I wont. No one need to know about our little escapade. Shhhhhh.....

We can hint though right?
All I'll say is, "nice meeting you" and leave it at that. You should too.
Translation: Yeah if this were all true we could have done this via pm, but since my schtick is gathering about as much attention as a Steve Plunkett guitar lesson, let's splatter the board with flirtatious innuendos and I'll pretend I only read your posts..tee hee..
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