Baby, if you only knew the things I'd love to do to you.MitziDupree wrote:You hate me so much.*flick* wrote:Wow Rape-n-Rev totally wants a menage a trois with Stoner and Mitzi. Wet yet ladies?
What's Up, Stoner?... You sexy beast!
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RT @hollywoodrose: the more I look at dating websites the more I know its gonna be just me and my @HitachiMagic for my whole life
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You sound highly experienced in the fast food industry. Are you one of those "special people" McDonald's hires to mop the floors?arnoldsludgenator wrote:Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:How come you didn't come say hi?
Did you lose that tooth yet?
She's a liar. She was in charge of the Burger King drive thru for community service. This for not paying her traffic tickets after the cop turned down her fat slob BJ. Burger King finally fired her heifer ass after she kept eating all the french fries and happy meals. The cash drawer kept coming up short and never matched the fry inventory at reconciliation report at the end of her moo moo shift. Nobody else wanted her drama so she came crawling back here licking Stevie's ball sack.
nycrue wrote:Magic Wand Original @HitachiMagic 14 Feb 12
RT @hollywoodrose: the more I look at dating websites the more I know its gonna be just me and my @HitachiMagic for my whole life
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*flick* wrote:You sound highly experienced in the fast food industry. Are you one of those "special people" McDonald's hires to mop the floors?arnoldsludgenator wrote:Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:How come you didn't come say hi?
Did you lose that tooth yet?
She's a liar. She was in charge of the Burger King drive thru for community service. This for not paying her traffic tickets after the cop turned down her fat slob BJ. Burger King finally fired her heifer ass after she kept eating all the french fries and happy meals. The cash drawer kept coming up short and never matched the fry inventory at reconciliation report at the end of her moo moo shift. Nobody else wanted her drama so she came crawling back here licking Stevie's ball sack.
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*flick* wrote:You sound highly experienced in the fast food industry. Are you one of those "special people" McDonald's hires to mop the floors?arnoldsludgenator wrote:Rev. Johnny Tyler wrote:How come you didn't come say hi?
Did you lose that tooth yet?
She's a liar. She was in charge of the Burger King drive thru for community service. This for not paying her traffic tickets after the cop turned down her fat slob BJ. Burger King finally fired her heifer ass after she kept eating all the french fries and happy meals. The cash drawer kept coming up short and never matched the fry inventory at reconciliation report at the end of her moo moo shift. Nobody else wanted her drama so she came crawling back here licking Stevie's ball sack.
Why Yes, How'd you know? I mop the floors after CSHB is done scraping the jizz and gum from around those toilet bowls. Thanks for asking!
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Stoner wrote:I probably should have just sent him my income tax check.
First, you would have to have a source of income that qualifies for a tax refund. We're not talking snap cards and WIC checks here fatty. Advantage = AS
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]How do you even know what those programs are called?
Oh wait, you're the old bathhouse queen who has to wait for income tax to come up with $500...to ask a bald guy to ban a fat girl on a message board.
Are you on a fixed income? You've got to be damn near sixty, sirrloin.
Oh wait, you're the old bathhouse queen who has to wait for income tax to come up with $500...to ask a bald guy to ban a fat girl on a message board.
Are you on a fixed income? You've got to be damn near sixty, sirrloin.
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Stoner wrote:]How do you even know what those programs are called?
Oh wait, you're the old bathhouse queen who has to wait for income tax to come up with $500...to ask a bald guy to ban a fat girl on a message board.
Are you on a fixed income? You've got to be damn near sixty, sirrloin.
My income is of no consequence. Stop spending tax payers money on cheetos. Advantage = AS
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Your income is fixed because you are old as fuck and on the governments dole.
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Stoner wrote:Your income is fixed because you are old as fuck and on the governments dole.
You should speak of dole on your snap card and WIC checks and collection bills. Advantage = AS
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I don't even know what a Snap card is.
Is it like a drink ticket at the local bath house?
Is it like a drink ticket at the local bath house?
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Stoner wrote:I don't even know what a Snap card is.
Is it like a drink ticket at the local bath house?
It's an EBT card so regular people can't see what a loser you can be. Advantage = AS
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You seem pretty familiar with those programs, grandpa. It's almost like you're telling me in excruciating detail how cum tastes.
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Stoner wrote:You seem pretty familiar with those programs, grandpa. It's almost like you're telling me in excruciating detail how cum tastes.
You would know about cum since fat girls always swallow. Advantage = AS
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Okay, this is just sad. And by sad, I mean "hysterically manic".
Serious question, sirrloin - did you really think people were going to like that song you posted of your warbling to a karaoke tape? How did it feel when people made fun of you for weeks about it? Did it make you feel better to go back and erase all of your posts in that thread? How pissed were you when you found out dc had saved it and posted it again?
More importantly, why do you even care?
You're almost 100.
Serious question, sirrloin - did you really think people were going to like that song you posted of your warbling to a karaoke tape? How did it feel when people made fun of you for weeks about it? Did it make you feel better to go back and erase all of your posts in that thread? How pissed were you when you found out dc had saved it and posted it again?
More importantly, why do you even care?
You're almost 100.
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Stoner wrote:Okay, this is just sad. And by sad, I mean "hysterically manic".
Serious question, sirrloin - did you really think people were going to like that song you posted of your warbling to a karaoke tape? How did it feel when people made fun of you for weeks about it? Did it make you feel better to go back and erase all of your posts in that thread? How pissed were you when you found out dc had saved it and posted it again?
More importantly, why do you even care?
You're almost 100.
Assuming something makes an ass out of yourself. Advantage = AS
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I think I believe the mod over a guy who doesn't even have the sack to admit what name he used to post under.
Well, and a guy who posts links of himself singing showtunes. That shit seriously made Lovin' Kry look like MANOWAR.
Well, and a guy who posts links of himself singing showtunes. That shit seriously made Lovin' Kry look like MANOWAR.
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Stoner wrote:I think I believe the mod over a guy who doesn't even have the sack to admit what name he used to post under.
Well, and a guy who posts links of himself singing showtunes. That shit seriously made Lovin' Kry look like MANOWAR.
I am what I am. You on the other hand are a large person. Advantage = AS
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Jesus Christ! What you are is a fucking Clown Shoe.
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Kick ass!Stoner wrote:That shit seriously made Lovin' Kry look like MANOWAR.
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Efilnikufesin wrote:Jesus Christ! What you are is a fucking Clown Shoe.
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Are you sure you and Rev Johnson Tucker did not fall from the same cunt?arnoldsludgenator wrote:Efilnikufesin wrote:Jesus Christ! What you are is a fucking Clown Shoe.
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Efilnikufesin wrote:Are you sure you and Rev Johnson Tucker did not fall from the same cunt?arnoldsludgenator wrote:Efilnikufesin wrote:Jesus Christ! What you are is a fucking Clown Shoe.
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Please get Lupus.
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Efilnikufesin wrote:Please get Lupus.
Lame comeback. Read a novel and get an imagination. Advantage = AS
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You are right Lupus is treatable. Please get necrotitizing fascititis of your hands. Or rapid progressing Alzheimer's. Heenan Snuka would have field day if you became so confused and demented that you couldn't even remember to shit in a toilet but instead starting shitting your cheap, disposable diapers.arnoldsludgenator wrote:Efilnikufesin wrote:Please get Lupus.
Lame comeback. Read a novel and get an imagination. Advantage = AS
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It pisses me off when dinks like arnold douche up Rev's awesome threads.
Have a little respect for a real man that served his country AND PUT HIS LIFE ON THE LINE FOR YOU!!
Anonymous dink, FUCKING DIE.
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Have a little respect for a real man that served his country AND PUT HIS LIFE ON THE LINE FOR YOU!!
Anonymous dink, FUCKING DIE.
Advantage: USA
Stoner wrote:Everyone here sucks.
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GreazyCapri wrote:It pisses me off when dinks like arnold douche up Rev's awesome threads.
Have a little respect for a real man that served his country AND PUT HIS LIFE ON THE LINE FOR YOU!!
Anonymous dink, FUCKING DIE.
Advantage: USA
No one is more special than anyone else even if in military. Unless of course you have a sandwich with special sauce for Stoner. Advantage = AS
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Stoner wrote:You seem pretty familiar with those programs, grandpa. It's almost like you're telling me in excruciating detail how cum tastes.
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does she really think anyone gives a shit she's back? I thought Stevie said someone had to raise a grand to get her back...wtf happened? who let the dogs out?
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Chuck Wright.