asseating is gross. not my thing.Calexxia wrote:Well, they're both into analingus...they are both ardent defenders of those who deserve no defense....and, well, I don't doubt they share (or should) some of the same prescriptions.*flick* wrote:Nah, P13 wouldn't even hit that shit for free. Now if her 'stache is any indication of her bush, HMZ would be all over it.Calexxia wrote:P13 + NyCrue = Tru Luv 4eva?
I'm just saying.....
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You may as well be asexual. No woman is gonna touch you.HeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Pass if she has a stache and is ugly. I would rather become asexual.*flick* wrote:Nah, P13 wouldn't even hit that shit for free. Now if her 'stache is any indication of her bush, HMZ would be all over it.Calexxia wrote:P13 + NyCrue = Tru Luv 4eva?
I'm just saying.....
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Nycrue, how dare you. JSR is a great guy who will go back and forth with you about shit he has no clue about then send you an apology pm.
Class act.
Class act.
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I don't know Truther.
This whole "slam a guy for apologizing" bit doesn't really have much impact.
"JSR is a total douche! He held open the door for me at the 7-11!!!!!"
But keep bringing it up every single time the subject of JSR comes up. Forever. Till the end of time. It's scoring you lots of points.
Every Sludger needs a Truthersurrender Howard Cosell.
This whole "slam a guy for apologizing" bit doesn't really have much impact.
"JSR is a total douche! He held open the door for me at the 7-11!!!!!"
But keep bringing it up every single time the subject of JSR comes up. Forever. Till the end of time. It's scoring you lots of points.
Every Sludger needs a Truthersurrender Howard Cosell.
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Because I only CHOOSE to not share my thoughts with you because you are a one trick pony who rides shit to death despite facts or one's actual opinions. You take a fraction of what is said and run with it despite the context (kinda like Faux News.) As stated in my apology ("oh noes!!!1") I was actually only attempting to spare the board another back and forth involving you (looks like you have enough issues on other fronts.) So, blow me, ya truther clown.NeverSurrender wrote:Nycrue, how dare you. JSR is a great guy who will go back and forth with you about shit he has no clue about then send you an apology pm.
Class act.
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Facts like 80 percent of Americans agree with me.
And you think bullets curve in 1963. Your apology was still gay regardless.
And you think bullets curve in 1963. Your apology was still gay regardless.
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What is with this incessant need of Truthersurrender to convince Sludge that everyone agrees with him? Is he that insecure, or does he really think that it helps him "win?"
NOBODY else here does that. Every single flame war that fat truther gets involved with its, "Oh yeah, well X agrees with me. So there."
Putting aside the fact that Truther's criteria for "someone agrees with me" is rather ironically liberal, I'm not sure what the impact of it is.
HMZ agrees with Truther on something? So that's the end of the discussion?
JFrink allegedly agrees with Truther's regressive views on NFL head injuries?
Some poll says that a certain percentage of Americans agree with Truther on 9/11?
So fucking what? These are the same Americans who voted Obama in, right Truther?
Truthersurrender needs a new bag of tricks. His current ones are all worn out and pathetic, and as long as he continues depend on them he'll keep getting owned by each and every person on this board who decides to shoot the fish in that particular barrel.
For Christ's sake soldierunderaman, sack up. Nobody gives a fuck who allegedly agrees with you.
NOBODY else here does that. Every single flame war that fat truther gets involved with its, "Oh yeah, well X agrees with me. So there."
Putting aside the fact that Truther's criteria for "someone agrees with me" is rather ironically liberal, I'm not sure what the impact of it is.
HMZ agrees with Truther on something? So that's the end of the discussion?
JFrink allegedly agrees with Truther's regressive views on NFL head injuries?
Some poll says that a certain percentage of Americans agree with Truther on 9/11?
So fucking what? These are the same Americans who voted Obama in, right Truther?
Truthersurrender needs a new bag of tricks. His current ones are all worn out and pathetic, and as long as he continues depend on them he'll keep getting owned by each and every person on this board who decides to shoot the fish in that particular barrel.
For Christ's sake soldierunderaman, sack up. Nobody gives a fuck who allegedly agrees with you.
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NeverSurrender wrote:Facts like 80 percent of Americans agree with me.
And you think bullets curve in 1963. Your apology was still gay regardless.
Regardless of "gay" or not...I still laugh at you.
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According to a quick search, the only time I even typed the word "agrees"....
Is here, and in the Stryper vs Ratt thread fucking with r13.
So are just wrong again, or making shit up again. It never ends.
BTW, most people would agree that bullets don't curve. At least in 1963.
Including yourself.
Another quick search shows I have used the word "agree" 104 times. Mostly quoting people and me saying. "I agree with you."
And that apology was still gay. But not as gay as making shit up... again.
Is here, and in the Stryper vs Ratt thread fucking with r13.
So are just wrong again, or making shit up again. It never ends.
BTW, most people would agree that bullets don't curve. At least in 1963.
Including yourself.
Another quick search shows I have used the word "agree" 104 times. Mostly quoting people and me saying. "I agree with you."
And that apology was still gay. But not as gay as making shit up... again.
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That's what clueless Obama voters do. Ridicule and laugh. While the world laughs at them. And cries.John Simon Ritchie wrote:NeverSurrender wrote:Facts like 80 percent of Americans agree with me.
And you think bullets curve in 1963. Your apology was still gay regardless.
Regardless of "gay" or not...I still laugh at you.
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NeverSurrender wrote:That's what clueless Obama voters do. Ridicule and laugh. While the world laughs at them. And cries.John Simon Ritchie wrote:NeverSurrender wrote:Facts like 80 percent of Americans agree with me.
And you think bullets curve in 1963. Your apology was still gay regardless.
Regardless of "gay" or not...I still laugh at you.
I thought I sensed your chubby little dough-like fingers furiously typing away, Pugsley.
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Pugsley was 6-5?
He always looked shorter than that, but I was more a Munsters fan anyways.
He always looked shorter than that, but I was more a Munsters fan anyways.
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Stating how tall you are IRL never ever looks hopelessly insecure. No sir.
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Either way, he stfu, and I'm not built like pugsley at all.Hollywood's Burning wrote:Stating how tall you are IRL never ever looks hopelessly insecure. No sir.
You're welcome to your opinion.
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NeverSurrender wrote:Either way, he stfu, and I'm not built like pugsley at all.Hollywood's Burning wrote:Stating how tall you are IRL never ever looks hopelessly insecure. No sir.
You're welcome to your opinion.
I "stfu"?
Actually I just took a lunch break.
Fatass.
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Two nutcases in one thread.
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John Simon Ritchie wrote:NeverSurrender wrote:Either way, he stfu, and I'm not built like pugsley at all.Hollywood's Burning wrote:Stating how tall you are IRL never ever looks hopelessly insecure. No sir.
You're welcome to your opinion.
I "stfu"?
Actually I just took a lunch break.
Fatass.
Sure......
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You're doing great.NeverSurrender wrote:Either way, he stfu, and I'm not built like pugsley at all.Hollywood's Burning wrote:Stating how tall you are IRL never ever looks hopelessly insecure. No sir.
You're welcome to your opinion.
No, really, you are.
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You're right. Your dazzling display of wit with the Munsters' quip along with providing your height (?!) put me out of commission.NeverSurrender wrote:John Simon Ritchie wrote:NeverSurrender wrote:
Either way, he stfu, and I'm not built like pugsley at all.
You're welcome to your opinion.
I "stfu"?
Actually I just took a lunch break.
Fatass.
Sure......
Speechless, I tell ya.
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You know it couldn't hang with calling somebody fat and posting the lol smiley.
How could I ever compete with that 3rd grade shit?
How could I ever compete with that 3rd grade shit?
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NeverSurrender wrote:You know it couldn't hang with calling somebody fat and posting the lol smiley.
How could I ever compete with that 3rd grade shit?
Wow...just wow.
You are a total dolt.
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Yes, I understand you don't think calling somebody fat is a 3rd grade mentality. You think it's funny. Even when you have 0 clue what I look like.John Simon Ritchie wrote:NeverSurrender wrote:You know it couldn't hang with calling somebody fat and posting the lol smiley.
How could I ever compete with that 3rd grade shit?
Wow...just wow.
You are a total dolt.
But it is.
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But my apology was "gay"? Go get 'em, Professor Sophisticated.NeverSurrender wrote:Yes, I understand you don't think calling somebody fat is a 3rd grade mentality. You think it's funny. Even when you have 0 clue what I look like.John Simon Ritchie wrote:NeverSurrender wrote:You know it couldn't hang with calling somebody fat and posting the lol smiley.
How could I ever compete with that 3rd grade shit?
Wow...just wow.
You are a total dolt.
But it is.
You're dumb and smell like poop, ya dumbhead.
And with that, I'm out. You have shut me up.
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I await your pm apology.
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You are what you hate. Awesomeness.
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I can't take this beating.
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I can only imagine what it would be like if my NFL team is playing their opener on MNF and I'm here typing smileys and calling people fat the whole game on a hair metal message board.
Amazing.
Amazing.
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Right here watching as I type. But thanks for your concern.NeverSurrender wrote:I can only imagine what it would be like if my NFL team is playing their opener on MNF and I'm here typing smileys and calling people fat the whole game on a hair metal message board.
Amazing.
More of a hockey guy anyway. My losing-ass Flyers.
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I know, that's pretty lame.
And you hate back and forths.
And you hate back and forths.
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Lather, rinse, repeat.NeverSurrender wrote:I know, that's pretty lame.
And you hate back and forths.
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