JOHN SIMON RITCHIE
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JOHN SIMON RITCHIE
So is Sid Vicious back from the grave or is this fucktard for real?......
Come here cocksucker and lets dance!
He is left out of the Hatas thread, he fucking needs one that we can marvel at for all time!
Come here cocksucker and lets dance!
He is left out of the Hatas thread, he fucking needs one that we can marvel at for all time!
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It’s hard enough having 2 LA Guns and being forced to pick a side
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Genuinely unbalanced psychopath, with major self-obsession issues.
Nycrue that is, not JSR.
Nycrue that is, not JSR.
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Awwww, you shouldn't have, dearest.nycrue wrote:So is Sid Vicious back from the grave or is this fucktard for real?......
Come here cocksucker and lets dance!
He is left out of the Hatas thread, he fucking needs one that we can marvel at for all time!
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I did.
but I appreciate Hollywood'sbong comes out only for my sake everytime I go away he goes away, when I come back he comes back..You both are like fucking herpes sores. But the two of you can educate us on Herpes simplex disease...tell the class.
but I appreciate Hollywood'sbong comes out only for my sake everytime I go away he goes away, when I come back he comes back..You both are like fucking herpes sores. But the two of you can educate us on Herpes simplex disease...tell the class.
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LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:11 pm I can’t handle real world problems
It’s hard enough having 2 LA Guns and being forced to pick a side
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nycrue wrote:I did.
but I appreciate Hollywood'sbong comes out only for my sake everytime I go away he goes away, when I come back he comes back..You both are like fucking herpes sores. But the two of you can educate us on Herpes simplex disease...tell the class.
For being 1st class crazy, you certainly are boring.
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someone is truly obsessed with guns.
wow.
wow.
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LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sun Jun 07, 2020 7:11 pm I can’t handle real world problems
It’s hard enough having 2 LA Guns and being forced to pick a side
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What does posting your senior picture supposed to prove?nycrue wrote:someone is truly obsessed with guns.
wow.
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That he roots for his school team?Luminiferous wrote:What does posting your senior picture supposed to prove?nycrue wrote:someone is truly obsessed with guns.
wow.
"If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blond, bad-built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?"
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He/She/It won't understand that.Wheresthestagemanager? wrote:That he roots for his school team?Luminiferous wrote:What does posting your senior picture supposed to prove?nycrue wrote:someone is truly obsessed with guns.
wow.
nycrue wrote:Magic Wand Original @HitachiMagic 14 Feb 12
RT @hollywoodrose: the more I look at dating websites the more I know its gonna be just me and my @HitachiMagic for my whole life
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You're not? I'll have to read your posts in a whole new light from now on.Grendel wrote:Never understood why the numbskull got it into her head that I was an obese woman.
nycrue wrote:Magic Wand Original @HitachiMagic 14 Feb 12
RT @hollywoodrose: the more I look at dating websites the more I know its gonna be just me and my @HitachiMagic for my whole life
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This one hasn't worked out so well for you, has it nycrue?
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Take it easy on nycrue. Growing up with a white trash whore for a mom would fuck anyone up.
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LouDoo wrote:Take it easy on him. Growing up with a white trash whore for a mom would fuck anyone up.
You know my mum?
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John Simon Ritchie wrote:LouDoo wrote:Take it easy on him. Growing up with a white trash whore for a mom would fuck anyone up.
You know my mum?
Not yours!
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Take that back, you sonofabitch! My mum is a damn fine, white trash whore!LouDoo wrote:John Simon Ritchie wrote:LouDoo wrote:Take it easy on him. Growing up with a white trash whore for a mom would fuck anyone up.
You know my mum?
Not yours!
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Fine! I take it back!
Sheesh, some people get so butthurt so easily!
Sheesh, some people get so butthurt so easily!
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LouDoo wrote:Fine! I take it back!
Sheesh, some people get so butthurt so easily!
Thanks. I needed you to pick up the slack since nycrue dropped the ball on here.
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She always shoots herself in the ass with her ranting. The funny thing about nycrue is that you can tell that she genuinely is a spiteful, miserable person, but also that she's too fucking dumb to express any of that effectively in writing - so she comes across like an angry dribbling idiot.John Simon Ritchie wrote:nycrue dropped the ball on here.
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well then post a picture of yourself fucking bitch... I looked at the odds... 99% of women on here are fat porker bitches. I saw them on several other sites. I know what they look like. Just like leppardfaniowa! I can name many names of fat cows on Sludge. by name... if you want me to..... I'm sure they are all your little....I mean BIG.... friends.Grendel wrote:Never understood why the numbskull got it into her head that I was an obese woman.
U are the last cunt on here that fucks with me, and I am fucking back with you skeevy nasty snatch bitch.
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It’s hard enough having 2 LA Guns and being forced to pick a side
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nycrue wrote:the 99% of women on here are fat porker bitches. I saw them on several other sites. I know what they look like.
"If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blond, bad-built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?"
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Gotta admire a gal who maintains her girlish figure.Grendel wrote: Here's a selfie that I snapped last Tuesday before I hit the gym(ever heard of that LOL).
Jealous much? LOL
Isn't my dress absolutely adorable?
How dare anyone call you "fat"!
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nycrue wrote: I am a fucking skeevy nasty snatch bitch.
You don't say.
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Wow, you said a mouthful... and you are PROUD of that? take on the cum guzzling parade of these Sludgers! They can have you!Grendel wrote: Dollars to donuts 99% of the male sludgers would choose me over your flea-bitten hide.
Cuz they are all God's gift to women! You can have them! all of them! double fist them!
And that fucking dress looks like it was stolen off some poor grandmother's apron.
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nycrue wrote:Wow, you said a mouthful... and you are PROUD of that? take on the cum guzzling parade of these Sludgers! They can have you!Grendel wrote: Dollars to donuts 99% of the male sludgers would choose me over your flea-bitten hide.
Cuz they are all God's gift to women! You can have them! all of them! double fist them!
And that fucking dress looks like it was stolen off some poor grandmother's apron.
Are you jealous because Grendel once dated Tommy Lee?
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How dare you guys hijack my thread!
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Leave her alone!!! Grendel is a fine piece of ass, and no one wants you to piss her off!
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Grendel is hot. I'd fuck Grendel.
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today
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I agree.Gritt wrote:Grendel is hot. I'd fuck Grendel.
Grendel = good.
nycrue = bad.
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I wonder if HMZ would.Gritt wrote:Grendel is hot. I'd fuck Grendel.
I suppose it all depends on the pube factor.
"If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blond, bad-built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?"
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Grendel lets it grow like a damn forest. HMZ would approve.
Machado owes me an apology.Machado wrote:I might not know how to flush a toilet today