The idiotic things that KAOS says

[exitflagger]

Okay were gonna go ahead and rename this thread because it's far too tedious to keep up with the insane posting rate of one Doo Doo Brown esquire.

We'll just point out his monumental stupidity here. Some examples are things he says that have no basis in fact, his amazingly hacky attempts at flaming, his confounding inability to make a point in less than 5000 words, the conversations he has going on in his head that apparently involve a vast conspiracy of "bottom feeders" and "dingos" and "wack packs" that are out to get him, etc.

Lots of plowable terrain there.

[exitflagger]

Back up to 29! Doo Doo Brown back on that pink elephant!

[SanityClause]

I think he's a chronic bullshitter.

[thewonkytits]

I think he's a chronic bullshitter.

You ain't shitting.


Has anybody ever met him?

[Stoner]

Did he ever come clean about what he was locked up for, or is he still insisting he was gone because of "business"?

[Gritt]

Locked up? Oh this could get interesting.

[KAOS]

Back up to 29! Doo Doo Brown back on that pink elephant!

[KAOS]

Did he ever come clean about what he was locked up for, or is he still insisting he was gone because of "business"?

Besides those pretty Nelly Olson curls, I like your pink panties Stoner...

[exitflagger]

KAOS! Wanna party?

[Stoner]

I don't fuck black guys - you have me confused with the rest of my family.

I fuck a Vince Neil looking motherfucker.

[*flick*]

I don't fuck black guys - you have me confused with the rest of my family.

I fuck a Vince Neil looking motherfucker.

You always tell me I look like a young Marq Torian.

[Heenan Snuka]

I don't fuck black guys - you have me confused with the rest of my family.

I fuck a Vince Neil looking motherfucker.

u must be living a dream.

there u were, 20 years old, and wanting to fuck Vince Neil. and here u are, fucking a guy that looks like him. dreams do come true.

[Heenan Snuka]

Light day for him yesterday. Only 16 posts.

When he gets his primetime gack on he might sometimes spread his banal obviousness out over 30 or more posts a day. I guess it depends on what his stash looks like at any given time. He's like fucking Machado on steroids (or rather meth, obviously).

Any wagers on when he goes 5 digits? I say February. Blah blah yammer yammer derpity herp derp doodle doo!

he's funnier than u.

[exitflagger]

Light day for him yesterday. Only 16 posts.

When he gets his primetime gack on he might sometimes spread his banal obviousness out over 30 or more posts a day. I guess it depends on what his stash looks like at any given time. He's like fucking Machado on steroids (or rather meth, obviously).

Any wagers on when he goes 5 digits? I say February. Blah blah yammer yammer derpity herp derp doodle doo!

he's funnier than u.

Aw Heen. I'm crushed.

[exitflagger]

30 posts yesterday. Whole lotta nothing.

The empty wagon rattles the loudest, as they say.

[KAOS]

30 posts yesterday. Whole lotta nothing.

The empty wagon rattles the loudest, as they say.

This entire thread has been a spectacular failure at ownage and "zingers" on your part. Your magic is fading WizardTits. Be a man and come take your beating in the Lounge, no need to hide over here.

Nice nail polish, matches your lipstick

[exitflagger]

30 posts yesterday. Whole lotta nothing.

The empty wagon rattles the loudest, as they say.

This entire thread has been a spectacular failure at ownage and "zingers" on your part. Your magic is fading WizardTits. Be a man and come take your beating in the Lounge, no need to hide over here.

Nice nail polish, matches your lipstick

Why do you like to post pics of men in make up and nail polish, KOAS? Did you take an ass pounding in the jailhouse that turned you all faggy?

[exitflagger]

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[exitflagger]

Okay were gonna go ahead and rename this thread because it's far too tedious to keep up with the insane posting rate of one Doo Doo Brown esquire.

We'll just point out his monumental stupidity here. Some examples are things he says that have no basis in fact, his amazingly hacky attempts at flaming, his confounding inability to make a point in less than 5000 words, the conversations he has going on in his head that apparently involve a vast conspiracy of "bottom feeders" and "dingos" and "wack packs" that are out to get him, etc.

Lots of plowable terrain there.

Here's one I'd like to figure out:

meltdown

Hmmm. It's the second time you've accused me of saying this. I haven't uttered that word on this site since 2012. And the time before that (3 in grand total) was in reference to an actual nuclear plant.

Is this kind of a Freudian thing, KAOS? You feel it coming on so you keep hearing voices in your head saying that word over and over?

He said very specifically that I repeat this word over and over in regard to him and what he apparently feels that he is on the verge of. I'd like to know where I said it. As I said, a quick search reveals that I said it once in 2012 and once in 2009 (in reference to the act of having a tantrum on the board) and neither one was directed at him. Twice in five years is what he considers to be a "broken record".

[exitflagger]

Like you are trying to make your favorite disciple out be what he is not.

Where did Stoner mention me, Doo Doo?

Cat got your tongue?

And now with his refusal to answer this question, because he can't, he has effectively been established as a liar also. Yet another character failure.

[exitflagger]

If I catch anyone doing this to one of my children, they'll be lucky to survive. He did what any father would do. Fuck yes for not pressing charges.

But it's still cool if I do that to you, right?

Of course. I'm a consenting adult.

Yes, this is an actual reply of his to that exchange. Unbelievable. It's like the submit button just calls to him and he can't help himself. And then it mocks him for being such an idiot.

You can't help but imagine him posting something this abject and retarded and then saying to himself "OH NO! I DID IT AGAIN! WHY CAN'T I KEEP FROM HUMILIATING MYSELF???"

[exitflagger]

His ammo and his range is very limited Lemmysmole. He's environmentally friendly and believes in recycling... his material. Yes you are 100% correct in the fact that he is guilty of the same shit that he uses against others in weak attempts to 'flame" them on the boards. Thankfully many others are starting to see his amateur bullshit for what it is, and call him out on it. He will try to spin that you are on my team and some sort of a faggot as he really has limited firepower. Then he will go silent and wait for one if his wack-pack members to restart the debate, get his confidence back and jump in (using the same shit he's been using nonstop, but new variations). Redundant shit straight out the movie Ground Hog's Day. He really cannot help himself and it's pathetic.

Next item on the Doo Doo foible list: Being clowned by his own ironic words.

Let's run it down:

1. References to "ammo" or "arsenal" - Repeated
2. References to me supposedly being repetitive - EVERY time he addresses me
3. Delusions that there are "many others" who are silently objecting to me - Ad Nauseum
4. Saying the meaningless term "wack-pack" over and over - Many times over

Verdict: GUILTY of everything he is imagining that I do. And now he's trying out the old "copy what he says" moronism that D13 does, a true hallmark of having nothing to offer (ex: use of "can't help himself").

Funny added kicker: He says I say the same thing over and over but throws in the qualification that it's "new variations".


Too bad he can't vary his shit.

Why? Cuz he's a tardy tardtard.

[KAOS]

Talking to himself. ^^^

Dude has lost it and cannot handle the fact that he cannot get to me. Just starting to make himself look foolish and showing some flashes of pure insanity. Anyone know this guy in real life, maybe do a curtsey welfare check on him and his mental well-being? Keeps changing the topic. Not a good sign when he starts Exit-Flagging his own thread!

[exitflagger]

Talking to himself. ^^^

Dude has lost it and cannot handle the fact that he cannot get to me. Just starting to make himself look foolish and showing some flashes of pure insanity. Anyone know this guy in real life, maybe do a curtsey welfare check on him and his mental well-being? Keeps changing the topic. Not a good sign when he starts Exit-Flagging his own thread!

Here's another good one:

"He cannot get to me"

I'll let you in on something, Doo Doo. I'm only clowning your dumb ass for MY entertainment. And maybe anybody else reading if they care to. This ain't about your reaction to it at all. I don't care if you have this whole "winning vs. losing" thing swirling around that little pea brain of yours. This is nothing but bemusement at your myriad of personality flaws, compulsive lying and paranoid self-flagellation.

So go ahead and keep up if you want, but I don't care if you're all butthurt or not. I'm just laughing at you. Thanks for the snickers. Dunce. Keep up the shitty work.

[KAOS]

I'm only clowning your dumb ass for MY entertainment.

Sure ya are killa.

So then you are admitting you talk to yourself and type shit for your own amusement?

[exitflagger]

So then you are admitting you talk to yourself [/b]

More dumbassery: Imagined conversations.

Somehow Doo Doo has gathered that I said at some point that I "talk to myself". This is another recurrence in his idiocy; note that the repetition of it is exactly what he has accused me of. Like the whole thing of me somehow "declaring victory" or Stoner talking it up about me on the board or any other such nonsense.

When you press him to point out where you made reference to anything like "talking to oneself" or any of the to the other made up foolishness, he can't answer.

Why? Cuz he imagined it in his squirmy little defective mind.

[Turner Coates]

When you press him to point out where you made reference to anything like "talking to oneself" or any of the to the other made up foolishness, he can't answer.

Who are you talking to right now?
Sounds like you're just thinking out loud and typing it out.

[exitflagger]

Who are you talking to right now?

You. You read it, didn't you?

For instance, when you create a thread, for the most part, are you talking to any one person in particular? No. Just the board in general.

By that measure, Doo Doo would be seen as "talking to himself" when he makes his skeevy kiddie porn jerk off threads. Get it?

[Turner Coates]

Who are you talking to right now?

You. You read it, didn't you?

For instance, when you create a thread, for the most part, are you talking to any one person in particular? No. Just the board in general.

You're looking at us but you're talking to yourself.

[exitflagger]

Who are you talking to right now?

You. You read it, didn't you?

For instance, when you create a thread, for the most part, are you talking to any one person in particular? No. Just the board in general.

You're looking at us but you're talking to yourself.

Well then so are you. Do you have a point here?