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KAOS, you're off my list entirely. The Wack Pack has moved on! :lol:
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote:KAOS, you're off my list entirely. The Wack Pack has moved on!
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:lol:
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Machado has now reached Number 1 on my revised list, above Dym.
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Machado is absolutely my #1. And he's like Thriller--he's going to be up there for awhile.
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Did he do something spectacular today that I missed or is this just the lifetime achievement award?
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GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
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Oh dear god.
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'Riding the struggle bus' sounds like a euphemism for rape :|
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On the eve of 2016, Chip did a Mary Lou Retton & vaulted to the top of the list

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Machado wrote:On the eve of 2016, Chip did a Mary Lou Retton & vaulted to the top of the list

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=327971
While I appreciate edgy, contemporary humor such as your Mary Lou Retton joke, I think you're showing way too much hubris for someone who's about to be banned.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote:
Machado wrote:On the eve of 2016, Chip did a Mary Lou Retton & vaulted to the top of the list

viewtopic.php?f=1&t=327971
While I appreciate edgy, contemporary humor such as your Mary Lou Retton joke, I think you're showing way too much hubris for someone who's about to be banned.
Jesus, your sig quote...
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LAglamrocker wrote: Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:56 pmClub was packed with Metal Edge fans 18-30..no stupid Rush Roll The Bones dipsh*ts
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:lol: That meme + your sig quote = HILARITY.
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New List for 2016

1) Tym
2) gtrjay
3) Machado
4) TenBenny
5) Ironman
6) Rev
7) FullDJacket
8.) rockandrollexperience
9) keyofgee
10) Phoenix Flames
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:New List for 2016

1) Tym
2) gtrjay
3) Machado
4) TenBenny
5) Ironman
6) Rev
7) FullDJacket
8.) rockandrollexperience
9) keyofgee
10) Phoenix Flames

how are dunces like Chip Z Hoy, Exitflagger, Gritt, Grishnak, Heenan and Utah not among the top 10? there is more enough room
for those futile minds.
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Machado wrote:how are dunces like Chip Z Hoy, Exitflagger, Gritt, Grishnak, Heenan and Utah not among the top 10? there is more enough room
for those futile minds.
I find it interesting that you listed a bunch of people who think you're an idiot.
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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:New List for 2016

1) Tym
2) gtrjay
3) Machado
4) TenBenny
5) Ironman
6) Rev
7) FullDJacket
8.) rockandrollexperience
9) keyofgee
10) Phoenix Flames
Here's the ranking:
1. Tym
2. Machado
3. Ironman
4. PhoenixFlames
5. FullDJacket
6. Rev
7. keyofgee
8. rocknrollexperience
9. TenBenny
10. gtrjay

Tym and Machado constantly battle it out for #1. They're like the Beatles and the Stones of stupidity.
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Rev only makes cameos these days and rocknrollexperience is really more of a spammer along the lines of Stonebreed, killernyd, or RockBrigade than a genuine poster. With Mongolio back and a "new" contender in the form of brywilson220, I move the list be revised.

Based on recent, ubiquitous fail, I'd vote:

1. Moggio_5.0
2. Tym
3. brywilson220
4. FullDjacket
5. ChipsRoach
6. keyofgee
7. vanitybinge
8. Machado
9. YoungMalcolm
10. Trist085
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MSL wrote:.
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dp.

So we'll add me at 11.
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I think your list is a little on the political side. I don't think radiobed is stupid at all even though I disagree with him on some things. I have also agreed with him over the years. To qualify as stupid in my eyes would have to show multiple and egregiously stupid posts about a variety of topics. For example gtrjay starting a serious thread and asking why his butt hole was bleeding after he loofahed it. That is eating paint chips as a child dumb. Or Penis Games multiple childlike posts about Avatar and "defending Motley Crue in the face of ridicule of indie bands" like he's fucking William Wallace defending Scotland from an English invasion.
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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:I think your list is a little on the political side. I don't think radiobed is stupid at all even though I disagree with him on some things. I have also agreed with him over the years. To qualify as stupid in my eyes would have to show multiple and egregiously stupid posts about a variety of topics. For example gtrjay starting a serious thread and asking why his butt hole was bleeding after he loofahed it. That is eating paint chips as a child dumb. Or Penis Games multiple childlike posts about Avatar and "defending Motley Crue in the face of ridicule of indie bands" like he's fucking William Wallace defending Scotland from an English invasion.
I actually agree, re: radiobed. I was initially thinking of his recent "cop makes bad guy dead by accident" semantic tap dance around the infinitive 'to shoot,' but thought better of it. Looks like you caught me mid Stalinesque revision. I actually tried not to make this overly political. There's no cantstop, for instance, with whom I disagree on just about everything. Gazpacho, BlackCrypt, etc similarly get a pass, here.

Here's my reasoning:

1. Moggio - (insert flashing "nuff said" .gif here)
2. Tym (cognitively impaired Mother Goose)
3. brywilson220 (straight edge SixxAM nutswinger, believer in Lincoln's War of Northern Aggression)
4. FullDJacket (recent explicit troll incarnation makes him this year's heat-seaker on the charts)
5. ChipsRoach (Not his fault - I blame the chemtrails)
6. keyofgee (philosopher, ghost hunter, grammatically impaired reviewer of Scooby Doo films)
7. vanitybinge (ChipsRoach gets a Hot Topic makeover, books Hobo Chili)
8. Machado (Machado)
9. YoungMalcolm ("English teacher," Chief Swedish Correspondent)
10. Trist085 (Mostly bluster, but he'd feel left out if I ignored him).
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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:For example gtrjay starting a serious thread and asking why his butt hole was bleeding after he loofahed it. That is eating paint chips as a child dumb.
:lol:
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poisonheart wrote: 10. Trist085 (Mostly bluster, but he'd feel left out if I ignored him).
My first time on a "Sludge list" and it is at No. 10...I'll take it 8)

If Trump wins the election, a lot you are gonna be fighting for the top spots.
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Trist805 wrote:If Trump wins the election, a lot you are gonna be fighting for the top spots.
Uh....that's not how it works.

This is why you made the list, Fetal Alcohol.
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Nobody is as mindnumbingly stupid as Matardo and I can't be convinced otherwise.
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The AC/DC hating midget still shows up to get a bit stupid on here from time to time. Speaking of stupidity, where's The Sexx been lately?
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