Rank These Sludgers in Order of Stupidity

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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:Who is in your posse, Gazpacho?
You know, all the important people.
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WhiteHouseSubsAC wrote:Does GtrJay deserve mention here or am I confusing "Stupid" with "Terminally Annoying"?

I think gtrjay is just truly oblivious. Not necessarily stupid, just oblivious.
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1-Spindle
2-Danglesinchfromcrotch
3-exitfagger
4-LicksZBoy
5-Boner
6-PooPoo
7-Semenporousbuttnut
8-Fatspacho
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1. Gazpacho
2. Gazpacho
3. Gazpacho
4. Gazpacho
5. Gazpacho
6. Gazpacho
7. Gazpacho
8. Gazpacho
9. Gazpacho
10. Gazpacho



Honorable mention: Gazpacho
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I'm honored that Gazpacho rated me so low on his stupid list.
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KAOS wrote:Truth be told, you lost your "edge" under the deathcurse name and became an overachiever in the "average" department towards the end of your initial run. Your lack of originality and wit with the name Chip Z'Hoy" has been the greatest gift you could have ever given us my friend. Watching you struggle and stumble daily to recapture some of that past glory has been pay back enough for many of your past marks and outside observers. Thank you for coming back to us and proving what most of us already knew.
:lol:


Chip is deathcurse? I don't follow this bs enough to know that kinda thing

Good insight though.
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exitflagger wrote:
KAOS wrote:Truth be told, you lost your "edge" under the deathcurse name and became an overachiever in the "average" department towards the end of your initial run. Your lack of originality and wit with the name Chip Z'Hoy" has been the greatest gift you could have ever given us my friend. Watching you struggle and stumble daily to recapture some of that past glory has been pay back enough for many of your past marks and outside observers. Thank you for coming back to us and proving what most of us already knew.
This kind of shit right here keeps KAOS really high on the list. You can feel the bile and outrage build up in him and he figures "I am so incensed right now that my devastating reply will have to be no less than a long paragraph. Will it make sense our have any effect? Of course not. But it will be torture to read." He starts off with "Truth be told" and then reels off a bunch of nonsense. And then he ends it up by plagiarizing something I said a few days ago.

It's a tough see-saw between him and TomTard but KAOS has the slight edge because like DC said, he's totally convinced he's not a blithering idiot and it takes a true black hole of brain-suck to be that deluded.

BTW, Ironman should be on the list.
thanks for the mention

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KAOS wrote:
exitflagger wrote:KAOS just has absolutely nothing to offer
LOL - Please note that this is a text book "ExitFlagging." Redirecting and using something that is often said by others about you, towards someone else. Having the boards #1 troll tell you that you offer nothing... PRICELESS!

Nothing screams originality like the Sludge Wack Pack creating a junior high "slam list" against the people who have the balls to stand up to them... all 5 of them. So carry on WP. Enjoy this original DC creation and talk amongst yourselves. Take turns in your small circle jerk and make sure everyone get's little tug.

So is ExitFagger done as interim President of the Wack Pack? Is the Wiz gonna step down and hand over the reins to DC? Or does new WP "hang-around" Danzig In The Dark toss a salad and his hat into the leadership mix?
:lol:
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Ironman wrote:But I am not worthy
True. When somebody makes a list of "Rank These Sludgers in Order of Skeevy, Yet Dull As Fuck" you'll be A-number one, Creaton. Promise.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote:KAOS should be sending me a PM begging me to leave him alone any time now. Which is how he rolls with people who DON'T MATTER ANYMORE. :lol:
if you are deathcurse you are indeed, THE biggest loser in this group, bar none.
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Ironman wrote:f you are deathcurse you are indeed, THE biggest loser in this group, bar none.
Ironman called me a loser. I guess that means I don't lie about graduating at the top of my class, I don't ask other men about their dicks, and I don't jack off to bestiality porn.

Doing okay, I guess. I'll take loser from Ironman any day of the week.
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1. Not a lie, merely trying to impress others with my achievements. Trying to make friends, I guess.

2. Simply trying to make conversation, and what is more conversation invoking than an almost 8 incher? :lol:
3. Never stroked my oversized missle to a dog, no. Again, trying to make conversation by pointing out an obscenity that we can all Wow, yuck! over together..........That was a bonding exercise, I suppose.

Not to get defensive.............But I am a social butterfly, I guess you could say.

Life of the party! That's me.
:lol:


Now enough about me........let's get back to the show, you wacky knuckleheaded losers!
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1. Hank
2. Beet
3. John the Stutterer
4. High Pitch
5. Crazy Alice
6. Elegant Elliott
7. Eric The Ack Ack Actor
8. Kenneth Keith
9. Ass Napkin
10. Bobo
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DSAB wrote:1. Hank
2. Beet
3. John the Stutterer
4. High Pitch
5. Crazy Alice
6. Elegant Elliott
7. Eric The Ack Ack Actor
8. Kenneth Keith
9. Ass Napkin
10. Bobo
Elliott Offen isn't all that dumb, is he? He seems to know a lot about human anatomy and the various cancers associated with it.
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Ironman wrote:1. Not a lie, merely trying to impress others with my achievements. Trying to make friends, I guess.

2. Simply trying to make conversation, and what is more conversation invoking than an almost 8 incher? :lol:
3. Never stroked my oversized missle to a dog, no. Again, trying to make conversation by pointing out an obscenity that we can all Wow, yuck! over together..........That was a bonding exercise, I suppose.

Not to get defensive.............But I am a social butterfly, I guess you could say.

Life of the party! That's me.
:lol:


Now enough about me........let's get back to the show, you wacky knuckleheaded losers!
In all seriousness, you are kind of creepy. Your posts sound like the male version of GoddessFla.
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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:
Ironman wrote:1. Not a lie, merely trying to impress others with my achievements. Trying to make friends, I guess.

2. Simply trying to make conversation, and what is more conversation invoking than an almost 8 incher? :lol:
3. Never stroked my oversized missle to a dog, no. Again, trying to make conversation by pointing out an obscenity that we can all Wow, yuck! over together..........That was a bonding exercise, I suppose.

Not to get defensive.............But I am a social butterfly, I guess you could say.

Life of the party! That's me.
:lol:


Now enough about me........let's get back to the show, you wacky knuckleheaded losers!
In all seriousness, you are kind of creepy. Your posts sound like the male version of GoddessFla.
I take that as a compliment

I'm not familiar with her work

And if I can also be serious for a moment, you take this nonsense way too seriously


It's people posting on an Internet forum. Nothing but meaningless BS

Remember that
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Stoner wrote:1. Gazpacho
2. Gazpacho
3. Gazpacho
4. Gazpacho
5. Gazpacho
6. Gazpacho
7. Gazpacho
8. Gazpacho
9. Gazpacho
10. Gazpacho



Honorable mention: Gazpacho

Ok, let's do top 20 instead.
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Thread aids? :lol:

How did you get that badge of honor?

Wear it proudly, my friend.
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Ironman wrote:Thread aids? :lol:

How did you get that badge of honor?

Wear it proudly, my friend.

No one has even mentioned my clever new avatar.

An actual thread aide
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Ironman wrote:Thread aids? :lol:

How did you get that badge of honor?

Wear it proudly, my friend.

Pretty sure it was suggested by Stoner and the mod ran with it.

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Gazpacho wrote:
Ironman wrote:Thread aids? :lol:

How did you get that badge of honor?

Wear it proudly, my friend.

No one has even mentioned my clever new avatar.

An actual thread aide
:lol: brilliant.
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Gazpacho wrote:
Ironman wrote:Thread aids? :lol:

How did you get that badge of honor?

Wear it proudly, my friend.

Pretty sure it was suggested by Stoner and the mod ran with it.

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So it's Stevie who tagged my profile as creation tard or whatever it is?


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Ironman wrote:
Gazpacho wrote:
Ironman wrote:Thread aids? :lol:

How did you get that badge of honor?

Wear it proudly, my friend.

Pretty sure it was suggested by Stoner and the mod ran with it.

gelus
So it's Stevie who tagged my profile as creation tard or whatever it is?


:evil:


Spell a word wrong and never live it down.
Calm down, dude. Why are you so worried about a custom title the mod gave you? You need to get a life.

:lol:
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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:
Calm down, dude. Why are you so worried about a custom title the mod gave you? You need to get a life.

:lol:
:lol: Touche'!

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1. KAOS
2. Machado
3. tym
4. Gazpacho
5. NeverSurrender
6. ROADHEAD
7. Theglammerthebetter
8. Tommy2Tone84
9. RockNRev
10. Heenan Snuka
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How can you rank Gestapo higher than 4?
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SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:
Calm down, dude. Why are you so worried about a custom title the mod gave you? You need to get a life.

:lol:
At least your sigline did not get changed!
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UtahRatt
ExitFlagger
Lou Doo
Murray Fiend
WhiteHouseSubsSC
Heenan Snuka
Grishnak Boss
Roadhead
Stonebreed
Utah(again besides he is twice as dumb as the rest)
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Machado wrote:UtahRatt
ExitFlagger
Lou Doo
Murray Fiend
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Heenan Snuka
Grishnak Boss
Roadhead
Stonebreed
Utah(again besides he is twice as dumb as the rest)
You didn't include yourself. Why, might you ask, would you include yourself? Because the thread topic called for you to rank "these" sludgers and gave you a specific list to choose from. I think even the most retarded of bean tycoons could gather that, and yet you managed to fumble it like you usually do.

Of course setting it up like that is a bit of a trap to see which dumbass will do what you just did. What a shock that Moochoado fell for it. But you're just the type who would. Probably the same sort of guy who would give away CDs for free and then try to weasel some money out of it when somebody accepts the offer.
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exitflagger wrote:Probably the same sort of guy who would give away CDs for free and then try to weasel some money out of it when somebody accepts the offer.
It's one thing to be a dumbass, but that's moving right into douchebag territory.
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