20 Questions with KAOS!
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20 Questions with KAOS!
1. What are you currently up to? This is where your shit gets plugged. Like prison.
2. What were you in prison for?
3. Do you snort meth, smoke it, or shoot it?
4. Of these celebs you've met while bouncing at The Lucky Lady, who was the coolest?
A. Todd Bridges
B. Corey Feldman
C. Jacko from the old Energizer commercials
D. That old guy who's married to Amy Fisher
E. Tara Reid
5. Do you think you could have saved Tupac?
6. Is your wife sick of watching Casino?
7. When you were a kid on the tough streets of New York, did you ever dream about going to New York City? Could your parents not afford the 3 hour trip?
8. Generally prisoners spend a lot of time reading. Why can't you spell worth a shit?
9. Did you make pruno, like Tommy Lee?
10. What M.O.D. song did you walk down the aisle to?
11. You are convinced of Bill Cosby's guilt. Is it because you were cornholed so much in prison?
12. As self-appointed leader and spokesperson of The Lounge, do you have any further ambitions? Perhaps one day being second-in-command to Muppet Butt on the Gossip Board?
13. Your first day in prison, did you find the meanest, toughest guy in the lunchroom and proceed to get your ass handed to you by him?
14. Did anyone wipe a booger in your green beans?
15. In a town filled with impersonators, ever see an impersonator way better than the real thing? Example: Username CHA0S.
16. Are your teeth hanging in there?
17. Name a subject you're not an expert on.
18. Your kung fu in flamewars is legendary. Do you feel that people break your balls just for a little demonstration from the master himself?
19. Who is the richest person whose barf you had to clean up?
20. Rate these fellow inmates on a scale of 1-10, in terms of lovemaking:
Tyrell Brassington Wallingford
Orville "Hot Dice" Remar
Manuel DeSanterias
Scratchy Dave Collins
Shlomo Weinstein D.D.S.
The guy with HATE on his forehead, forgot his name
Phil Spector
2. What were you in prison for?
3. Do you snort meth, smoke it, or shoot it?
4. Of these celebs you've met while bouncing at The Lucky Lady, who was the coolest?
A. Todd Bridges
B. Corey Feldman
C. Jacko from the old Energizer commercials
D. That old guy who's married to Amy Fisher
E. Tara Reid
5. Do you think you could have saved Tupac?
6. Is your wife sick of watching Casino?
7. When you were a kid on the tough streets of New York, did you ever dream about going to New York City? Could your parents not afford the 3 hour trip?
8. Generally prisoners spend a lot of time reading. Why can't you spell worth a shit?
9. Did you make pruno, like Tommy Lee?
10. What M.O.D. song did you walk down the aisle to?
11. You are convinced of Bill Cosby's guilt. Is it because you were cornholed so much in prison?
12. As self-appointed leader and spokesperson of The Lounge, do you have any further ambitions? Perhaps one day being second-in-command to Muppet Butt on the Gossip Board?
13. Your first day in prison, did you find the meanest, toughest guy in the lunchroom and proceed to get your ass handed to you by him?
14. Did anyone wipe a booger in your green beans?
15. In a town filled with impersonators, ever see an impersonator way better than the real thing? Example: Username CHA0S.
16. Are your teeth hanging in there?
17. Name a subject you're not an expert on.
18. Your kung fu in flamewars is legendary. Do you feel that people break your balls just for a little demonstration from the master himself?
19. Who is the richest person whose barf you had to clean up?
20. Rate these fellow inmates on a scale of 1-10, in terms of lovemaking:
Tyrell Brassington Wallingford
Orville "Hot Dice" Remar
Manuel DeSanterias
Scratchy Dave Collins
Shlomo Weinstein D.D.S.
The guy with HATE on his forehead, forgot his name
Phil Spector
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Wow. More unfunny humor from the worst comeback in Sludge history. Te real comedy is knowing that you spent 30+ mins typing that craptastic shit above.Chip Z'Hoy wrote:1. What are you currently up to? This is where your shit gets plugged. Like prison.
2. What were you in prison for?
3. Do you snort meth, smoke it, or shoot it?
4. Of these celebs you've met while bouncing at The Lucky Lady, who was the coolest?
A. Todd Bridges
B. Corey Feldman
C. Jacko from the old Energizer commercials
D. That old guy who's married to Amy Fisher
E. Tara Reid
5. Do you think you could have saved Tupac?
6. Is your wife sick of watching Casino?
7. When you were a kid on the tough streets of New York, did you ever dream about going to New York City? Could your parents not afford the 3 hour trip?
8. Generally prisoners spend a lot of time reading. Why can't you spell worth a shit?
9. Did you make pruno, like Tommy Lee?
10. What M.O.D. song did you walk down the aisle to?
11. You are convinced of Bill Cosby's guilt. Is it because you were cornholed so much in prison?
12. As self-appointed leader and spokesperson of The Lounge, do you have any further ambitions? Perhaps one day being second-in-command to Muppet Butt on the Gossip Board?
13. Your first day in prison, did you find the meanest, toughest guy in the lunchroom and proceed to get your ass handed to you by him?
14. Did anyone wipe a booger in your green beans?
15. In a town filled with impersonators, ever see an impersonator way better than the real thing? Example: Username CHA0S.
16. Are your teeth hanging in there?
17. Name a subject you're not an expert on.
18. Your kung fu in flamewars is legendary. Do you feel that people break your balls just for a little demonstration from the master himself?
19. Who is the richest person whose barf you had to clean up?
20. Rate these fellow inmates on a scale of 1-10, in terms of lovemaking:
Tyrell Brassington Wallingford
Orville "Hot Dice" Remar
Manuel DeSanterias
Scratchy Dave Collins
Shlomo Weinstein D.D.S.
The guy with HATE on his forehead, forgot his name
Phil Spector
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Look who got added to The Pussy List!
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Someone who gets more actual pussy than you? I will answer, I just want real questions that have some actual substance. That shit above is retarded Slim. Need to do better than that. Not sure what happened to you, but you fell off? I used to laugh at your old DC shit, I am questioning if you are even the same person? Note: if I answer, you have to answer my 20 questions for you. Capesh?Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Look who got added to The Pussy List!
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I don't give a shit if you answer them! I'm just being sludgy. Lighten up.
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KAOS, just answer the questions and quit stalling.
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Are you in or or out of the Wack Pack? What's your deal Corky? You've been a stage 5 WP cling-on as of recent. Cannot avoid appearing side by side with them. Just a few more hours and we will get an answer from the supreme leader when his mom wakes him up to start his Monday. Think she's gonna make him peanut-butter and jelly is his lunch for school. Might let him keep it today.SeminiferousButtNoid wrote:KAOS, just answer the questions and quit stalling.
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It's fine, guys. I have been bested at humor. I should really be on the vanguard of wit and call people "Corky."
KISS MY GRITS!!!!
KISS MY GRITS!!!!
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More questions:
- Why can't you start a sentence with a pronoun or even just the appropriate word to form a real thought? "I", "He", "She", etc. Example: "Cannot avoid appearing side by side with them." Correct usage: "You cannot avoid blah blah…" It's so simple and yet you take the retard route. Why is that?
- Who taught you how to use question marks? You throw them in at the most peculiar places. Example: "You throw them in at the most peculiar places?" See how that reads really dumb? That's how all your shit reads. Of course it can't take the blame for all of your problems; it's just one tiny facet in the vast myriad of your shit-for-brainsness.
- Does shit just pour out of your ass without straining ever since that big black guy cellmate reamed it out real wide? Is it kinda like pouring corn flakes out of a cereal box now?
- Why can't you start a sentence with a pronoun or even just the appropriate word to form a real thought? "I", "He", "She", etc. Example: "Cannot avoid appearing side by side with them." Correct usage: "You cannot avoid blah blah…" It's so simple and yet you take the retard route. Why is that?
- Who taught you how to use question marks? You throw them in at the most peculiar places. Example: "You throw them in at the most peculiar places?" See how that reads really dumb? That's how all your shit reads. Of course it can't take the blame for all of your problems; it's just one tiny facet in the vast myriad of your shit-for-brainsness.
- Does shit just pour out of your ass without straining ever since that big black guy cellmate reamed it out real wide? Is it kinda like pouring corn flakes out of a cereal box now?
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His refusal to answer very simple questions is downright Cosbyan of him.
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Oh my God, I embarassed you...I'm sorry
Oooo, maybe your mom will make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and let you keep it...
Woooooh...
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
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LAglamrocker wrote: ↑Sun Feb 18, 2024 3:56 pmClub was packed with Metal Edge fans 18-30..no stupid Rush Roll The Bones dipsh*ts
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote:His refusal to answer very simple questions is downright Cosbyan of him.
Drunk Mazeraturd wrote: ...but hes going to run and hes going to win.
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Answer the question, Claire.
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KAOS, can you explain in detail what the "your mom will make you a PB&J sandwhich and let you keep it this time" line means, its application, and its origin?
Thanks in advance.
Thanks in advance.
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He won't answer this thread but he has made 15 (mostly longwinded) posts today alone.
It's been only since around this time last year that he started up here again and he's got almost 8000 posts already. He's on some kind of meth-fuelled mission to single-handedly bring the board IQ down to single digits. Post after post after post… yammering on and on… never fucking saying anything worth reading.
I remember the good old days when tweakers used to flap their gums incessantly to people around them IRL, instead of shitting up the internet with a ceaseless flow of inane prattle.
It's been only since around this time last year that he started up here again and he's got almost 8000 posts already. He's on some kind of meth-fuelled mission to single-handedly bring the board IQ down to single digits. Post after post after post… yammering on and on… never fucking saying anything worth reading.
I remember the good old days when tweakers used to flap their gums incessantly to people around them IRL, instead of shitting up the internet with a ceaseless flow of inane prattle.
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exitflagger wrote:He won't answer this thread but he has made 15 (mostly longwinded) posts today alone.
It's been only since around this time last year that he started up here again and he's got almost 8000 posts already. He's on some kind of meth-fuelled mission to single-handedly bring the board IQ down to single digits. Post after post after post… yammering on and on… never fucking saying anything worth reading.
I remember the good old days when tweakers used to flap their gums incessantly to people around them IRL, instead of shitting up the internet with a ceaseless flow of inane prattle.
You are a complete homo and you must crave my penis because you sure swing from it.
These questions blow, make no sense, and I said I will not answer them as they do not pertain to me. Not gonna make some shit up, nor spend the same amount of time that was spent creating this thread. Again, I was never in prison, nor locked up - so half your questions are gone right there. Send me legit questions and I will consider answering them. Happy to play along, but not w/ that crap-fest above. Also: if I answer, you guy's will be answering my questions for you - capesh?
Now go back down there and finish your daddy off bitch-boy.
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No fair quoting Dubya Bush or Reagan.KAOS wrote: These questions blow, make no sense, and I said I will not answer them as they do not pertain to me.
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KAOS wrote:capesh?
http://www.dailywritingtips.com/15-fore ... correctly/3. Capisce: This formal Italian term meaning “understand” is employed in English as a slang interrogative equivalent to “You know what I mean?” (Notice that capisci is also correct, as it’s the equivalent of capisce in the second person).
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KAOS wrote:koresh?
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
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Yeah, I am not Italian. Thank you for that insightful lesson though.Danzig in the Dark wrote:KAOS wrote:capesh?http://www.dailywritingtips.com/15-fore ... correctly/3. Capisce: This formal Italian term meaning “understand” is employed in English as a slang interrogative equivalent to “You know what I mean?” (Notice that capisci is also correct, as it’s the equivalent of capisce in the second person).
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Simply stating a fact isn't "insight", KAOS. Insight requires analysis. So if Danzig In The Dark made a post about how your constant malapropisms, misunderstandings, and lack of knowledge was causal evidence of your low IQ, that would be an insightful lesson.KAOS wrote:Yeah, I am not Italian. Thank you for that insightful lesson though.Danzig in the Dark wrote:KAOS wrote:capesh?http://www.dailywritingtips.com/15-fore ... correctly/3. Capisce: This formal Italian term meaning “understand” is employed in English as a slang interrogative equivalent to “You know what I mean?” (Notice that capisci is also correct, as it’s the equivalent of capisce in the second person).
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.
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You must have a tough time with sexual relations when you obviously can't tell "penis swinging" (whatever the fuck that is) from having a foot broke off in your ass.KAOS wrote:You are a complete homo and you must crave my penis because you sure swing from it.
So how long were you in the pen, Doo Doo? It was for meth wasn't it? Say something stupid to confirm a "yes" to that question.
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exitflagger wrote:You must have a tough time with sexual relations when you obviously can't tell "penis swinging" (whatever the fuck that is) from having a foot broke off in your ass.KAOS wrote:You are a complete homo and you must crave my penis because you sure swing from it.
So how long were you in the pen, Doo Doo? It was for meth wasn't it? Say something stupid to confirm a "yes" to that question.
LOL - you are not capable of breaking any foot off in my ass WizardTits. You are whack, and genuinely corny. Just because you have some backup from peeps that dislike me, does not make you a winner by any means. I get a good laugh at your lame posts and sleep comfortably at night. At this point you should stop trying, as you keep embarrassing yourself. I also suggest you step aside and give control of the Wackpack to Noid or DC. The club is losing it's appeal and zingability under your watch. Time for new leadership.
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Agree,KAOS wrote:exitflagger wrote:You must have a tough time with sexual relations when you obviously can't tell "penis swinging" (whatever the fuck that is) from having a foot broke off in your ass.KAOS wrote:You are a complete homo and you must crave my penis because you sure swing from it.
So how long were you in the pen, Doo Doo? It was for meth wasn't it? Say something stupid to confirm a "yes" to that question.
LOL - you are not capable of breaking any foot off in my ass WizardTits. You are whack, and genuinely corny. Just because you have some backup from peeps that dislike me, does not make you a winner by any means. I get a good laugh at your lame posts and sleep comfortably at night. At this point you should stop trying, as you keep embarrassing yourself. I also suggest you step aside and give control of the Wackpack to Noid or DC. The club is losing it's appeal and zingability under your watch. Time for new leadership.
And Calm down, e fag. It's only a message board. Geez
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exitflagger wrote: Say something stupid to confirm a "yes" to that question.
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Should I be scared, guys?
KAOS wrote:And the fact that I spent two weeks down there a couple years ago. Plus I work with a bunch of Brazilians. Have a lot of them here in Vegas working in hospitality as we have a lot of wealthy Brazilians traveling here.Chip Z'Hoy wrote:KAOS knowledge of this seems to come wholly from the movie City of God.
As soon as MurrayFiend's mommy lets him travel alone or out of her site, I invite him to come down here. I will meet him at the airport, confiscate his passport and put his Twink ass to work on the strip. That gay juvi-stache he rocks will be a big earner w/ the old men.
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Nah... gay rape fantasies are nothing out of the ordinary for KAOS. He's just trying to say he likes you in so many words.
GreatWhiteSnake wrote:I'm 46 and my dad's 67 and we kiss each other on the mouth and my 9 yo old son and I do too. It's because we love each other. A lot. And could give a shit what anyone else thinks about us kissing on the mouth.