When Machado Admitted He is Gay: Where Were You?

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When Machado Admitted He is Gay: Where Were You?

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I was at Chipotle, ordering my usual chicken burrito with a side of chips and salsa.
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In all honesty how he talks about women makes me wonder.
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I was in bed, rubbing Machado's shoulders.
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CHA0S wrote:I was in bed, rubbing Machado's shoulders.
Sexy and sensual.
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Gritt wrote:
CHA0S wrote:I was in bed, rubbing Machado's shoulders.
Sexy and sensual.

Agreed there.
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Gritt wrote:
CHA0S wrote:I was in bed, rubbing Machado's shoulders.
Sexy and sensual.
Yes. It was. And very special.
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For some reason I feel that Matardo would be a selfish lover.

Was there any liquid gold involved?
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Gritt wrote:For some reason I feel that Matardo would be a selfish lover.

Was there any liquid gold involved?
Not selfish at all. He was very giving. And I was very receiving. And then we switched.
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CHA0S wrote:
Gritt wrote:For some reason I feel that Matardo would be a selfish lover.

Was there any liquid gold involved?
Not selfish at all. He was very giving. And I was very receiving. And then we switched.

Machado swallowed, didn't he?
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LouDoo wrote:
CHA0S wrote:
Gritt wrote:For some reason I feel that Matardo would be a selfish lover.

Was there any liquid gold involved?
Not selfish at all. He was very giving. And I was very receiving. And then we switched.

Machado swallowed, didn't he?
Listen.
If you're going to be gay with a gay man certain things are expected.
I shouldn't have to explain this
If I am expecting a chance to unclog his toilet later I might have to drink his leche.
Now go on and pretend you know of this.
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LouDoo wrote:
CHA0S wrote:
Gritt wrote:For some reason I feel that Matardo would be a selfish lover.

Was there any liquid gold involved?
Not selfish at all. He was very giving. And I was very receiving. And then we switched.

Machado swallowed, didn't he?
No, not on our first date. We did snowball before he spit, though.
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Was there a donkey and a sombrero?
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I was at home, washing my tights.
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Bumped for the revelation in the Adam Lambert thread
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I was reading one of his comments about Stoner. The guy is obviously terrified by her sexuality.
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When Matardo molests a boy scout does he get one of these merit badges for his sash?

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Heenan Snuka wrote: Mon Feb 09, 2015 2:52 pm I was volunteering teaching special ed kids how to do CJ Snare's windmill
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote: Thu Jan 29, 2015 8:37 pm I was at Chipotle, ordering my usual chicken burrito with a side of chips and salsa.
I can't believe Machado let you get away with this cultural appropriation.
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