Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

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Matardo: " I called MTV and requested Poison videos."

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What a homo.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote:Friends call me Chip & I am a homo.
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Chip and Killeverythingbill the morning after a Megadave show.
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Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
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Tommy2Tone84 wrote:
Turner Coates wrote:
I popped Chip's cherry our senior year of high school
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But I put it back in the jar and he never knew who did it.

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Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
You and Chip are the tag team queens
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Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
We got a Winger fan and a Poison fan, both with IQ's under 30.

It's a beautiful sight. :lol:
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Chip and Killeverythingbill the morning after a Megadave show.
And even gayer? You searched the internet to find that picture to post.... :lol:
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Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
Absolutely this. It's a unstoppable cyclone of bizarre, meaningless insults, perpetual butthurt and serene lack of self-awareness. :lol:
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J. D. wrote:
Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
Absolutely this. It's a unstoppable cyclone of bizarre, meaningless insults, perpetual butthurt and serene lack of self-awareness. :lol:
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J. D. wrote:
Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
Absolutely this. It's a unstoppable cyclone of bizarre, meaningless insults, perpetual butthurt and serene lack of self-awareness. :lol:
Racist. What do Asians have to do with this topic?
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Machado wrote:
J. D. wrote:
Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
Absolutely this. It's a unstoppable cyclone of bizarre, meaningless insults, perpetual butthurt and serene lack of self-awareness. :lol:
Racist. What do Asians have to do with this topic?
What? :lol:
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Machado wrote:
J. D. wrote:
Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
Absolutely this. It's a unstoppable cyclone of bizarre, meaningless insults, perpetual butthurt and serene lack of self-awareness. :lol:
Racist. What do Asians have to do with this topic?
I have no words...
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Machado wrote:
J. D. wrote:
Gritt wrote:Matardo and 2tard is my new favorite tag team ever.
Absolutely this. It's a unstoppable cyclone of bizarre, meaningless insults, perpetual butthurt and serene lack of self-awareness. :lol:
Racist. What do Asians have to do with this topic?
Okay, now someone is going to have to explain this to me.
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Someone put their own slant on things.
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Seriously, though, where the fuck did Matardo get that from? He's like a living non-sequitur. Thank fuck 2Tard hasn't pitched in yet, with "Let's play Beatles songs!" and a fucking nonsensical gif from some shitty sitcom or something.
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J. D. wrote: Seriously, though, where the fuck did Matardo get that from? He's like a living non-sequitur.
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Machado wrote:
Gritt wrote: I can't speak a word when I have multiple
dongs in my mouth.
You're probably right. But at least I can still type coherently.
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Chip Z'Hoy wrote:What a homo.
Chip-I was away all MLK weekend. Not one post. I returned late Monday night to post and how did you react?
You drew wood for the first time since last Thursday :lol:
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Machado wrote:
Chip Z'Hoy wrote:What a homo.
Chip-I was away all MLK weekend. Not one post. I returned late Monday night to post and how did you react?
You drew wood for the first time since last Thursday :lol:
The reality: You weren't missed and anyone who noticed was hoping you had died.
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Machado wrote:You drew wood

Is this an actual expression? I've never heard it before.

Or do you mean he "slapped iron", Machado?
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Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:
Machado wrote:You drew wood

Is this an actual expression? I've never heard it before.

Or do you mean he "slapped iron", Machado?
never heard of slapped iron. what does that mean?

drew wood is very self explanatory
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Machado wrote:
Son_of_Sam_I_Am wrote:
Machado wrote:You drew wood

Is this an actual expression? I've never heard it before.

Or do you mean he "slapped iron", Machado?
never heard of slapped iron. what does that mean?

drew wood is very self explanatory
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