Metal Sludge Gossip Board

Remember how rookie cards used to say "Future Stars"?

Risingfarce is having quite the season in Major League Dumdumming.

He's not Goodgirls?

Risingfart!

Oh great! Now I won't be able to look at his posts without thinking of him as Risingfart!

I thought he was Muppett Butt due to a couple of posts. But further postings made me realise they are not that similar at all.

He reminds of the poster JPF. I think that was his name. Was his several years ago.

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pieceofme wrote:I thought he was Muppett Butt due to a couple of posts. But further postings made me realise they are not that similar at all.

He reminds of the poster JPF. I think that was his name. Was his several years ago.

Oh, man. JPF was awful! Like a more verbose parasite74 kinda.

Seriously, what the fuck is this dude's deal?

What could possibly happen in someone's life to turn them into...that? I get loving a band, but this dude is seriously disturbed. Kiss? Really? A grown man legitimately obsessed with the dudes who released "Plaster Caster." Mindblowing.

Not only does he go into full-on meltdown over Kiss, of all the hokey shit for a grown man to be obsessed with, but he champions the lamest parts of the band. He disses anyone in the band who actually lived any sort of rock n' roll lifestyle these posers sing about, and absolutely fawns over the two guys who are afraid to have a fucking beer once in a while. It's fucking weird. This dude creams himself over the Monkees in geisha costumes.

He is genuinely autistic.