NeverSurrender wrote:I simply asked a question and beat off two tards.
Soldierunderaman's desires are...unconventional
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Soldierunderaman's desires are...unconventional
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Re: Soldierunderaman's desires are...unconventional
He must have nicknamed his testicles tard 1 and tard 2.
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Like Dave Holland.Chip Z'Hoy wrote:NeverSurrender wrote:I simply asked a question and beat off two tards.
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Danzig in the Dark wrote:Like Dave Holland.Chip Z'Hoy wrote:NeverSurrender wrote:I simply asked a question and beat off two tards.
Re: Soldierunderaman's desires are...unconventional
you are right on that!
Here he is on another board dicussing his feet fetish...
https://www.christianforums.com/threads ... s.7755872/
Here he is on another board dicussing his feet fetish...
https://www.christianforums.com/threads ... s.7755872/
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Re: Soldierunderaman's desires are...unconventional
Fucksake.Danzig in the Dark wrote:Like Dave Holland.Chip Z'Hoy wrote:NeverSurrender wrote:I simply asked a question and beat off two tards.
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Re: Soldierunderaman's desires are...unconventional
whoopie wrote:you are right on that!
Here he is on another board dicussing his feet fetish...
https://www.christianforums.com/threads ... s.7755872/
Oh my God. I just read that thread.
He says he is addicted to porn and his wife hasn't fucked him in 16 years! No wonder he is full of tard rage!
Re: Soldierunderaman's desires are...unconventional
shit got REAL quiet all of a sudden!
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Re: Soldierunderaman's desires are...unconventional
But then again, who would want to fuck a fat, Stryper loving, high school drop out?
"Honey, get in here! You're never gonna believe what Tim Gaines said today...(romantically with a hint of drool ) and can I suck your toes? No, don't wash 'em."
I would fucking kill myself.
"Honey, get in here! You're never gonna believe what Tim Gaines said today...(romantically with a hint of drool ) and can I suck your toes? No, don't wash 'em."
I would fucking kill myself.
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Re: Soldierunderaman's desires are...unconventional
What...the...fuck?!whoopie wrote:you are right on that!
Here he is on another board dicussing his feet fetish...
https://www.christianforums.com/threads ... s.7755872/
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Re: Soldierunderaman's desires are...unconventional
That's actually really fucking sad. Dude's jacking off worrying about what a farcical ancient Israeli Jew would think about it.St_Augustines_Pears wrote:What...the...fuck?!whoopie wrote:you are right on that!
Here he is on another board dicussing his feet fetish...
https://www.christianforums.com/threads ... s.7755872/
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Also, what's the point in asking for advice on one of those Christian boards? The answer is, literally always, "surrender your life to Jesus Christ". Might as well talk to yourself.
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Reading them I think many just have a fetish of asking so-called Christians about their fetishes...CliffByford wrote:Also, what's the point in asking for advice on one of those Christian boards? The answer is, literally always, "surrender your life to Jesus Christ". Might as well talk to yourself.
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On a related note, does anybody else find the way that some Christians - mostly of the evangelical stripe - talk about Jesus in really sexual language? I know South Park did that 'Christian Hard Rock' episode where Cartman just swapped mentions of 'baby' in pop songs to 'Jesus', but is it satire when the lampoon is almost a carbon copy of reality?Luminiferous wrote:Reading them I think many just have a fetish of asking so-called Christians about their fetishes...CliffByford wrote:Also, what's the point in asking for advice on one of those Christian boards? The answer is, literally always, "surrender your life to Jesus Christ". Might as well talk to yourself.
Album reviews by yours truly: http://www.swinetunes.co.ukHeavyMetalZombie666 wrote:Luckily Freddie and Rob are tough gays and wore the Cruising Leathers and played rock and roll.
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I wonder if NeverSurrender would try to footfuck Jesus in the nail holes.CliffByford wrote:On a related note, does anybody else find the way that some Christians - mostly of the evangelical stripe - talk about Jesus in really sexual language? I know South Park did that 'Christian Hard Rock' episode where Cartman just swapped mentions of 'baby' in pop songs to 'Jesus', but is it satire when the lampoon is almost a carbon copy of reality?Luminiferous wrote:Reading them I think many just have a fetish of asking so-called Christians about their fetishes...CliffByford wrote:Also, what's the point in asking for advice on one of those Christian boards? The answer is, literally always, "surrender your life to Jesus Christ". Might as well talk to yourself.
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Holy shit!whoopie wrote: ↑Tue Sep 05, 2017 11:38 pm you are right on that!
Here he is on another board dicussing his feet fetish...
https://www.christianforums.com/threads ... s.7755872/
Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Silly Christian, jacking off to feet.